Episode 207

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Published on:

11th Feb 2026

BSG S3E17 - Content Warning, Leoben

Laura and Xhafer trade weird finger stories. Laura locks in her Final Five predictions. Xhafer wants to know more about space bugs. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 17: Maelstrom.

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Laura:

Hello and welcome to What the Fuck?

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We're a reasonably well done sci-fi

watch cast by a couple of former

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strangers who are now friends asking

what the fuck just happened in that

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episode of Battlestar Galactica.

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I'm Laura,

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Xhafer: I'm fair.

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Laura: and that's not

actually our question, but

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Xhafer: I mean, I will ask what the fuck?

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Laura: WTF mates.

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Uh, Should we throw a

content warning on this

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Xhafer: Yeah, for sure.

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Content warning child abuse

content warning it's just

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kind of abuse in general.

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Content warning, Leo?

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Laura: yeah.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: that comes with Leo Open.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: But also maybe not.

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Leo,

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Xhafer: We'll talk about that at the end.

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Laura: I'm so confused.

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Hey, but if this episode is hard

for you listener, go somewhere

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else and have a great day.

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We love you.

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Take care.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: Yeah.

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So Who are you?

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Battlestar Galactica.

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What is going on?

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I'm so confused.

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Jair.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Um, I mean, we can talk about it at the

end of the episode or we can just talk

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about it right at the top if you want.

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You

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Laura: well, okay, here's

one thing I'd like to know.

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Xhafer: you've not watched

the next one yet, right?

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Laura: I have not

watched the next one yet.

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Okay.

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Because I got up this morning after I

sent you a very late text message going.

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Well, that was confusing and you

were like, oh, don't watch the next

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one till we've recorded the, the

one and I had already watched it.

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The next one was this one.

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Xhafer: And so it was like, fuck

it, I'll just watch it so that

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we can record and talk about it.

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Because what I didn't want to happen

was for you to watch this episode

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and then us not record for several

days, which is pretty normal for us.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Sure.

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Xhafer: Um, yeah, we, we tend to,

you know, we watch on separate

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schedules, we do our own thing.

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We meet usually about, we're,

we're good at doing one a week.

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This is episode five in

eight days for us, which

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is impressive.

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Laura: We are pushing

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Xhafer: Yeah, we're push, like Beth

this morning was all like, I was like,

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Hey, I'm gonna record with Laura again.

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And she's like, is everything okay?

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And I'm like, it's just

the start of the semester.

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We're building runway.

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Laura: Yeah.

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And I'm just, so this semester,

if you wanna get it in

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perspective, listener for me.

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I will finish my last semester of

classes for the PhD program, and I

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have to take comprehensive exams at

the end, which shows like, what did

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I learn the whole time I was here?

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So I am a little bit worried

about that whole thing, and

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I'd like to have a buffer.

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So we're trying to build

buffer and keep buffer.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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if we get another three done, then we hit

our two week break at the end of a season.

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And that will carry us through

the beginning of April and

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it is January right now.

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So that's like an idea of

like how far ahead we are.

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So, uh, when we're at war with

all of Europe at the end of March

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here, when this airs, sorry,

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Laura: Yeah.

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Sorry about all our dated references

that have just like, everything's

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Xhafer: all 6, 7, 6, 7.

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And you're all that's months old.

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Sorry.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Whoops.

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We're just doing it for me, trying

to make my life a little easier, so

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thanks, listener for putting up with it.

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Xhafer: I've got like.

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It conference I'm going to in

March and stuff like, I got

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Laura: Yeah, yeah.

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Xhafer: so I got, I got

reasons to get ahead.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: So season three episode 17,

maelstrom, I warned you not to watch it

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after you had watched it in my be um.

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Like I said, do we wanna, I mean,

the end of this episode, right?

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Laura: Yes.

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Xhafer: It appears that Carra has died.

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Laura: It appears that way.

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Yes.

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Xhafer: Having not watched the next one,

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Laura: Uhhuh,

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Xhafer: where are you at on that?

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Laura: I am team.

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I don't think she's dead or I don't

think Katie Ackoff is gone from the show.

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I don't know if Carere is dead.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Laura: I don't think Katie Soff is gone.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Laura: That's where I'm at.

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And we can get to like my minutia

theories that Erin had to listen

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to, like 30 minutes of before bed

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Xhafer: I want those.

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And also, I was waiting till

this episode to ask, I want

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to nail you down on the fight.

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Oh five

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Laura: On some silences.

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Xhafer: some silences.

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Because this is a good one

to ask that question about,

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Laura: sure.

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Yeah,

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I can see

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Xhafer: obviously there's

some implication here, right?

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so there's, there's actually

all kinds of stuff that we can

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kind of start to talk about now.

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Um, but we'll get to actually no,

'cause we don't know about, nevermind,

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we can't, there's, there's one

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Laura: that was the meanest, meanest

thing you've ever done on this podcast.

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Xhafer: that statistically can't be true.

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there's, I forgot that we haven't

heard about one thing yet that

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we need to hear about before I

can bring up a common fan theory.

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Laura: Please tell me it's coming in

the next three episodes of the season.

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Xhafer: no idea when this thing and

that I'm thinking about is mentioned.

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It might not be till mid-season four.

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Laura: Oh, that would be incredibly cruel.

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How dare.

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How very dare.

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Xhafer: it is important

though, so I don't wanna,

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Laura: Okay.

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Xhafer: I don't wanna spoil.

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Laura: have to.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: alright.

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Yeah, so our last time on at the

top of this episode is basically

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just Kira's entire arc Sans Lee,

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Laura: Yeah.

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It's, it's the Leo been torture.

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It's like Simon taking her body parts.

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Uh,

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Xhafer: race, her special destiny.

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Laura: yeah, lots of special destiny.

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And the, the weird eye of Jupiter

that you remember for some reason.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Yeah.

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And.

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I don't know why, but walking into this

episode, I didn't realize it was gonna

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be just all Starbuck all the time.

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This is the spec show.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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This fuck show.

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Laura: I thought we were gonna do

more groundwork on Ball Tars whole

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business and move other things forward.

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It's just this episode came outta

left field for me, is what I'm saying.

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Like I didn't know

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Xhafer: It,

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Laura: anything about anything.

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Like none of this got spoiled.

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Rest assured listener.

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Xhafer: it uh, it very much was

meant to come outta left field.

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It's supposed to be shocking.

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It's supposed to just be a, a real,

what the fuck style of moment.

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and it succeeds at that clearly.

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Laura: We open it up with like

some really gnarly, Starbuck is

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dreaming about her old apartment.

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She's covering up the painting, the, the

maelstrom, if you will, with white paint.

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And then she like hallucinates Leo, Leo

forcing himself on her, or is she willing?

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I'm not sure.

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Xhafer: Yeah, it's uh,

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Laura: oh, and then she wakes

up to hotdog, like creeping on

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her because she's been like, mm.

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Audibly moaning in her sleep about this,

which made me laugh so hard because

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just recently on one of our episodes, I

was laughing about how I think that hot

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dogs like STDs should be a running gag.

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And he's like creeping

on her as she's dreaming.

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So that's fun.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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It's fucking weird, but I mean,

you don't know what's going on.

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You probably got like

people, I mean, pilot bunks.

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You might have someone with

nightmares, you might have PTSD.

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There could be a number

of things going on.

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Laura: there's no privacy.

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This probably happens all the

time and maybe acknowledging

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Xhafer: you get that

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like little curtain thing and we see her

in salmon there, post cotus all the time.

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So it's like they, they just

be fucking, sometimes, like,

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that's just life.

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When you live with six people,

eight people in the same room,

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however many bunks are in here.

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10 even.

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There's quite a few.

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Laura: yeah.

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Xhafer: I mean, my college dorm,

it was four of us in one bedroom

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and avoiding, avoiding other people

having sex was impossible there.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: So it's just, ugh.

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Laura: Yep.

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That's that uh, dormitory style life.

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Xhafer: Don't need that.

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Laura: So Hilo sees

Starbuck in the bathroom.

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She's gotten up, she's just gonna

brush her teeth and start her day.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: And we find out hair has

been having night terrors as well.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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She's been having bad dreams

and Hilo, iss all like new

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Caprica really fracked her up.

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And Kara's just all like same bro.

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Laura: Has, do we think it's new caprica

that ed her up or being around a bunch

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of silents that did not care about her?

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Xhafer: I mean, I think it's

probably the cys, but Hilo does

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explicitly say New Caprica.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But like the, the trauma of being

around a whole bunch of people who

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seem nice but are like completely

ignoring you when you're crying in pain.

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Yeah, it's weird.

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It's weird.

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But Helo mentions that they're taking

her to a psychiatrist on another ship,

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and I was like, I feel like that person

maybe should be cross training as a doctor

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Xhafer: Probably, maybe

at least a little bit.

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Laura: at least a little bit.

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Because we just talked about in the

last episode some of the labor supply

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crunch that's happening in the fleet.

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I feel like maybe this person should

do a little bit of two things.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: I mean, obviously this fleet

needs a psychiatrist, like, whoa.

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But it also needs doctors,

like real doctory doctors.

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So Starbucks says.

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I don't need any of that business.

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Even though she is actively

hallucinating herself as a

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little abused girl in the mirror,

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Ugh.

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Yeah.

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Starbuck is like, I would literally

rather have weird sex dreams than

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go to therapy and it's not great.

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Laura: you can do two things.

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Starbucks.

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God.

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Xhafer: Uh, Hela is like, okay,

well if therapy's not for you,

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maybe go see the oracle in Dogville.

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God, I hate that.

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That's still a word I have to say.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Dogville not a great look,

guys, we gotta stop saying

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Xhafer: I will say, I'm like,

Hey, we haven't seen a mystic

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in town below since Kosh.

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So I'm in, but also kind of cringe.

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Um, but we give it a go.

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I guess this Oracles

thing is creepy dolls.

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I don't know if you caught that.

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There's lots of creepy

dolls all behind them.

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Laura: Oh, I didn't notice.

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I was,

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Xhafer: Every Oracle's

got their thing, so.

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Laura: That's true.

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So we had the rocks oracle on New Caprica.

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Xhafer: we had starving Oracle.

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Uh, We had way too into Pythia, Oracle.

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Laura: Oh yeah, yeah,

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Xhafer: Every Oracle's got their thing.

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This one's this.

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Creepy dolls.

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Laura: yeah.

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She probably has all the

creepy dolls in the fleet.

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Xhafer: She probably has the

majority of them, I hope.

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Laura: she probably has all the

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Xhafer: there might be another side

episode we don't know about yet.

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That's all about the creepy doll ship, but

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Laura: It's, it's the black market.

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Uh, There's the black market for creepy

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Xhafer: porcelain market

and it's disgusting.

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Fucking creepy dolls.

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I hate creepy dolls.

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Laura: I, I didn't notice that I

was, I was focused on the plot points

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they were trying to get me at where

she gets a token of the Goddess

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Aurora from a, just like a dish.

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And the oracle tells her you take that

'cause you'll need it when the time comes.

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Xhafer: It just starts quoting, start

this Oracle they like, they like sit

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down and this oracle is all like just

starts quoting Lee from season one

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and motherfucker, if this is me, like if

this happens to me, I'm getting on teams

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with President Rosalyn and being like,

you need to fucking roly doctrine and

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airlock this motherfucker immediately

because they are a silent, you don't

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know this level without some shit.

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Laura: How would she know this?

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Well, but in this society we have

these mystic people who just do things

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and this

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Xhafer: Kamala and it's making her see

things that we all wish were there.

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Laura: Yeah,

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Xhafer: I know Dramatic Tsip

doesn't make good radio.

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I'm sorry, listener.

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That was mostly for Laura.

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Laura: it was a dramatic pause though.

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That can be audio.

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That's a thing.

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yeah, so she knows a whole bunch of

stuff that Leo Obin said, and she

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couldn't possibly know any other way.

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And because Starbuck is enough, like

indoctrinated in the religion, she's like,

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okay, you're some kind of powerful person.

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But she also knows a lot about her mom.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Beck never talks about her mom.

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We, we do find out, she

told Anders some things.

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Xhafer: Yeah, we get that in a minute.

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But before then, Kara's like,

this is getting awfully close to

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therapy and just fucking leaves.

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And then the Oracle's all like, you're

gonna see Leo open soon to theme.

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Laura: Oh, so scary.

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Yeah.

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Um, bin is is coming for you and he

cannot be stopped specifically is like

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the language and he'll show you the way.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Don't like any of it.

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It's all bad.

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Xhafer: We go to theme

survivor Count 41,400.

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No change.

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Laura: Yeah.

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I think somebody just really wanted a

nice round number, a couple episodes.

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Like just like, just gimme that.

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Just gimme that even number

for a couple episodes.

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Yeah.

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It feels.

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Xhafer: The Flotilla is at a planet

and Kara is with Sam, who agrees.

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Her mom did a number on her.

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She says that her mom taught her fear gets

you killed, and anger keeps you alive.

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And Andrew says she gave you plenty

to be angry about, didn't she?

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: Huh

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Laura: huh.

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Xhafer: huh.

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Laura: the, the purpose that

we're stopped here is refueling.

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It seems like we've got to fuel all the

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Xhafer: They gotta refill all that

sand on the Tillium freighter.

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Laura: Everybody's sand tanks

are getting a little low.

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Xhafer: Well, the freighter takes

the sand and makes it liquid.

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Laura: Oh, is that it?

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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'cause we know, we know Tillium is

a liquid from the shot we get of

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inside the hose at the cold open.

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A last episode.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: no solid fuels here.

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Laura: Good.

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Good, good, good.

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She does give us a nice little

story of how she got revenge on

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her mom once for her abuse, which

of course resulted in more abuse,

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but Starbuck found it satisfying.

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We find out her mom was

in military services.

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Xhafer: was a marine.

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Laura: she was a marine.

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She was stationed on a very buggy planet.

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Xhafer: Yeah, I wanna know more

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about these space bugs.

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Laura: Space bugs.

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Xhafer: bugs.

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Space bugs.

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Laura: It's gotta be

giant space bugs, right?

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Or are they just lots of them?

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Are they just big swarms of space

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Xhafer: I think it's big swarms.

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It sounds like it's swarmy space

bugs, not giant space bugs.

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Laura: which is worse to huge affair.

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Big, big space bug or swarm

of lots of space bugs.

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Xhafer: I feel like up to a certain

size it's a lot easier to deal

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with Big bug than lots of bugs.

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Laura: Yeah, lots of bugs.

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Is hella scary.

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Xhafer: Like, would I rather

fight a thousand ants?

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Well, that's actually not enough.

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Would I rather fight 10,000 ants

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or an ant?

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The size of 10,000 ants and the answer's

probably ant the size of 10,000 ants.

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Although 10,000 ants might

still not be that bad.

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It's a lot of ants.

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Laura: A million ants.

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Xhafer: Yeah, ants.

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Ants are probably not a good, would

I rather fight a hundred spiders or a

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spider the size of a hundred spiders?

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Laura: go.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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I can see why this bothered her mom a lot.

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I can see why it set off the PTSD.

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Xhafer: for sure.

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Rude as

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Laura: She basically went down to

the pet store and bought a bunch of

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bugs and put them in her mom's shoes.

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That was the story.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Fake bugs, little plastic bugs,

because when she tried to stomp them,

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they bounced around and she couldn't

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Laura: Oh, I thought

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Xhafer: freaking her out even more.

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Laura: Okay.

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Fun.

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Yeah.

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But uh, Anders also tries to convince

Starbuck that she should take some

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time off and come with him somewhere.

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He said something about a shuttle,

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: she's not gonna do that.

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Xhafer: Yeah, she's too busy being

Hotshot viper pilot to do that,

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Laura: Yep.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: not gonna happen.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh.

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Real quick, she, her mom's revenge on

her was slamming her hand in a door

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for that bug thing, which is so fucked.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Have we have, have I mentioned

on pod about my funky left hand?

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Xhafer: Oh.

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Um, no, I have never noticed that before.

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Laura: Yeah.

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So listen, listener, my left hand uh, my

ring finger and my pinky are much shorter

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than my other fingers, and it is because

this, not that somebody slammed my hand in

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a door intentionally, but it did get stuck

in a door and broken, and I, let me get

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the knuckles in there, like I don't have.

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Like my knuckles aren't right either.

430

:

So, can't damage you for life as a child.

431

:

Xhafer: Damn,

432

:

Laura: crazy enough, I'm not

the only person I know who had

433

:

that exact same thing happen and

has the exact same left hand.

434

:

I know another person who

435

:

Xhafer: Wow.

436

:

Laura: has this

437

:

Xhafer: Same two fingers.

438

:

Laura: same two fingers.

439

:

We were like, oh my gosh,

we look exactly the same.

440

:

Xhafer: You've met my brother-in-law.

441

:

Laura: Uhhuh.

442

:

Xhafer: He's got a super janky

finger on his left hand, although

443

:

not from getting slammed in a

door, but it was spear fighting.

444

:

He was spear fighting and another

spear came in and his spear got

445

:

his, his spear hand, like the

half got crushed in between two

446

:

Laura: Oh

447

:

Xhafer: up his finger.

448

:

It's kind of gross, like for not

being completely like deformed.

449

:

It's very close.

450

:

Laura: Yeah, I, I empathize.

451

:

Xhafer: And next time you

see him ask to see it.

452

:

I'm sure you can share

weird finger stories

453

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

454

:

Xhafer: my sister sits there cringing.

455

:

Laura: I don't know.

456

:

I want your sister to like me.

457

:

Xhafer: She doesn't like anyone.

458

:

Laura: Okay.

459

:

Xhafer: That's not true.

460

:

Laura: She did like the soup because

they've kept making the soup.

461

:

I saw

462

:

Xhafer: they've continued

to make that soup.

463

:

We've continued to make that soup.

464

:

Laura: That's the best soup.

465

:

Xhafer: Um, we make it a little

bit spicier Beth, actually, I've

466

:

made it and Beth has made it.

467

:

Beth is better at it than me.

468

:

And uh, yeah, we just use white

beans instead of chicken and it's

469

:

really good.

470

:

Laura: Yep.

471

:

I've done that a couple times, but

listeners, if you need to throw some

472

:

money at Stephen Colbert, he has a

great cookbook with a really great soup.

473

:

You'll figure it out.

474

:

You'll figure out the one.

475

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

476

:

It's an excellent soup.

477

:

all right, so we're on

day four refueling here.

478

:

They're flying around

the planet on patrol.

479

:

It's Uck and hotdog again, and

Starbucks sees a silent Raider.

480

:

The fleet goes into emergency

prep and she goes down to engage.

481

:

There's nothing on Datis, but this is one

of those planets that fucks with Datis.

482

:

Laura: the fucky planet.

483

:

Yeah.

484

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

485

:

Part of me wonders, man, if this is

like the answer to the Fermi paradox

486

:

and we just don't know it because

we have no way of like observing

487

:

it because it's all we're used to.

488

:

It's a single sample size problem

where our planet is just hard to

489

:

fucking see Andres or some shit.

490

:

Like there's just something about

our system and we just have no

491

:

idea because it's the only one

we know of to be able to see it.

492

:

And all of our technology would

obviously be adapted to it

493

:

uh,

494

:

Laura: But nobody

495

:

Xhafer: but, and no one else,

there's completely unaware.

496

:

I find a very interesting answer to

the Fermi paradox that would be, make

497

:

for a fun story, be one where Earth

is special, but humanity is not.

498

:

Laura: yeah.

499

:

I I really like that.

500

:

Yeah.

501

:

Xhafer: I think that a lot of people,

like if we were to find that, that's

502

:

the answer to the firming paradox and

meet aliens next week or some shit.

503

:

and it's all like, oh yeah,

well there's a ton of stuff just

504

:

you're hard to see on the radar.

505

:

It's just something with your star.

506

:

It's weird.

507

:

And we, I think a lot of people would

have a big problem with Earth being

508

:

special and humanity not being special,

509

:

Laura: Oh, a hundred

510

:

Xhafer: and I want those

people to have that problem

511

:

Laura: Yep.

512

:

Yep.

513

:

Yeah, she's, she's seeing things

uh, she's going really low and it

514

:

seems like this is a gas giant.

515

:

Yes.

516

:

And go too low.

517

:

You're gonna get crushed by the gravity.

518

:

Apollo keeps ordering her to

pull out, and finally she does.

519

:

She lets it

520

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

521

:

She follows it down into the atmosphere,

into a big storm for a minute.

522

:

But eventually Apollo gets

through to her and she pulls up

523

:

Laura: Yeah.

524

:

Xhafer: after a ton of calls.

525

:

Laura: And she definitely

had a close call with it.

526

:

She had like a boom, it

scraped her on its way out.

527

:

So

528

:

Xhafer: Also, I want, I wanna call

out, there's a really good shot in here

529

:

when she's in that storm before that

530

:

happens Where there's a lightning strike

and in the like light reflection in the

531

:

cockpit of the lightning strike, you

see her capric crow apartment in Leo.

532

:

Laura: Oh yes, I did notice

533

:

Xhafer: It's like a blink and you

miss it kind of a thing, but it's

534

:

really beautifully well done shot.

535

:

Laura: Yeah.

536

:

Yeah.

537

:

That's the kind of thing I sometimes

miss doing notes, but I, I caught that

538

:

one, but she's clearly

got it on the brain.

539

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

540

:

But yeah, so they think

she's, she thinks she's hit.

541

:

She pulls up, gets back on the hangar

deck and there is no impact on the hole.

542

:

Laura: Yeah.

543

:

There's no damage from this big old hit.

544

:

She

545

:

took weird.

546

:

Xhafer: The pilots review the

flight footage and there's no

547

:

raider to be found anywhere.

548

:

Laura: Yeah.

549

:

Xhafer: Coddle checks her out, physically

fit to serve, but emotionally not so much.

550

:

And this is Lee communicating

this to the dad role.

551

:

They're talking about Kara, so we cuddle.

552

:

Doesn't say this, but Lee says

that Coddle says that if it were

553

:

peace time, every single one of

them would be grounded for PTSD.

554

:

Laura: Yeah, I was gonna say like, yes,

physically fit to serve, not emotionally

555

:

fit, but has Starbuck been any other way

556

:

Xhafer: That's kind of the

main point of the episode.

557

:

Laura: Yeah.

558

:

Yeah.

559

:

We don't have a choice.

560

:

We have to serve

561

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

562

:

Laura: except for Bulldog.

563

:

Bulldog gets a pass.

564

:

Xhafer: Yep.

565

:

Laura: Yeah.

566

:

Trying to kill the dad.

567

:

Merle really cramps your

military career, doesn't it?

568

:

Xhafer: sure does.

569

:

Lee says the only thing he, that he

thinks is holding Kara together is her

570

:

identity as a steely-eyed Viber jock.

571

:

And if he grounds her and takes it away,

it might get much worse, and that would

572

:

align with her when she was grounded

right after New Caprica for so long.

573

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

574

:

Xhafer: Kara is at the

wall of Remembrance.

575

:

She asks Lee where he wants his photo.

576

:

Kara says next to Kat,

and Lee says next to Duck.

577

:

And Nora.

578

:

Laura: Yeah.

579

:

This felt like a, Hey, did you

go watch the Webi episodes?

580

:

You probably should have watched the Webi

581

:

Xhafer: and if you did, you'd know that

Lee never interacts with Duck or Nora.

582

:

And when their pilot's on

Galactica, he's on Pegasus.

583

:

And when they're on the

surface, he's on Pegasus.

584

:

He never has a scene with them.

585

:

They never talk.

586

:

Laura: Yeah.

587

:

But he says they're great card players

and that's what he wants to do for all

588

:

eternity is play cards with Duck and Nora,

589

:

you couldn't find anybody else.

590

:

Xhafer: Right.

591

:

Like his brother, famous

dead character on the show.

592

:

Laura: Yeah, like I, I get his brother's

probably not on the wall of remembrance

593

:

because he might be, we might be

using his general remembrance, but

594

:

it kind of seems like it was like,

595

:

Xhafer: the genocide.

596

:

Well, it's anyone who's died since

the diaspora on paper, I think.

597

:

But.

598

:

Like you telling me, no one

threw that up there for sure.

599

:

Laura: yeah.

600

:

Or you could just say, I, you know.

601

:

The person I want to

be with is not up here.

602

:

You know?

603

:

I wanna be with Zach.

604

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

605

:

Or d your wife put a picture of me up

here next to D your, you know, put one in

606

:

with so that there's space for D or next

to you, even like, oh, I'll be there too.

607

:

You know, like,

608

:

we'll all fly wing for each other in

heaven, or whatever they're talking about.

609

:

It's, it's such a dumb fucking answer.

610

:

Laura: yeah.

611

:

Duck and Nora.

612

:

I was just like, okay, sure.

613

:

Xhafer: We get it.

614

:

Laura: We, we could have written

that a little bit better, I think.

615

:

But that would've, that would've gone

like too deep, I think is the problem.

616

:

They're just trying to

get through this scene.

617

:

Yeah.

618

:

So they make a deal, you know,

whoever dies first, we'll put the

619

:

picture up or won't put a picture up.

620

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

621

:

Laura: The other person will put the

622

:

picture

623

:

Xhafer: we go.

624

:

Laura: And she asked about, Hey, what's,

what's Papa Dama gonna do about this?

625

:

Xhafer: Well, Papa Dama says it's my call.

626

:

And she's like, so what are you gonna do?

627

:

And he's all like, I trust your eyes over

Dre us, but you need to get some rest

628

:

before you actually start seeing things.

629

:

Laura: Okay.

630

:

As she's actively seeing things, by the

way, because she's watching the candle

631

:

drippings make the eye of Jupiter.

632

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

633

:

Laura: But at this point, I was kind

of mad because I was like, we know that

634

:

Starbuck had an incredibly fucky time

on New Caprica with the insane Silent,

635

:

the one who held her in a replica

of her apartment, making her be his

636

:

Barbie doll in his little dream house.

637

:

The whole time of the occupation, but

nobody raises the possibility of like,

638

:

could there really be a Raider down there

that is specifically targeting Starbuck?

639

:

That could be trying to kidnap her

because that, that s was fucking crazy.

640

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

641

:

Laura: But nobody says that.

642

:

No one considers that

643

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

644

:

Uh, Adama updates, Roslyn, there's only

six ships left to refuel Kara walks

645

:

past them and they do the thing from

the miniseries, the cat out in the rain

646

:

thing that they haven't done in 30,

40, 60 episodes, whatever we're at.

647

:

Laura: Yeah, I was a

little confused by it.

648

:

'cause I was like, wait a second.

649

:

Am I supposed to register

650

:

this?

651

:

Yeah, I guess I was.

652

:

Xhafer: She gives him the figure

she got from the oracle to be

653

:

the masthead for his model ship,

654

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

655

:

This is the time she needed it,

656

:

apparently.

657

:

Xhafer: Kara sees the childhood

version of herself again while looking

658

:

into the pit of her Viper and going

over its issues or status with Tyro.

659

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

660

:

Xhafer: And this is where we get

the flashback to learn that this

661

:

is in fact baby Kara and not the.

662

:

Kid that they lied to.

663

:

Casey,

664

:

thank you.

665

:

Laura: else?

666

:

Yeah.

667

:

Yeah.

668

:

She's remembering her mom

and just how terrible she

669

:

was.

670

:

Do have we ever heard anything

about Starbucks's dad?

671

:

Xhafer: No.

672

:

Laura: I, yeah.

673

:

I feel like there might have been a

discussion one time that about him, but

674

:

I don't remember what the details were.

675

:

But at this point it seems

like it's only mom in the

676

:

picture.

677

:

Xhafer: Yeah, mom.

678

:

Mom did the raising.

679

:

Laura: Yeah.

680

:

I don't know if mom drove dad away,

if that's something we heard about.

681

:

Xhafer: I don't remember.

682

:

Laura: yeah.

683

:

I'm not totally clear.

684

:

I feel like it was mentioned once,

something about her dad, but it,

685

:

after like the scenes watching her

and her mom, it kind of becomes

686

:

clear why she needed the dad morel.

687

:

Xhafer: Yeah, Kara just completely

retracts from a reality and just like

688

:

hangs out sitting next to her viper

until Lee comes to check on her.

689

:

And she says that she doesn't

trust herself to fly at the moment.

690

:

And Lee's all like, I trust you to fly.

691

:

Famously.

692

:

This has gone great

for Karara and Adama's.

693

:

When we make this statement,

694

:

it's a real mirror of Kara and Zach

695

:

Laura: Yeah.

696

:

Xhafer: in his flight training.

697

:

It's what it's supposed to be.

698

:

It's supposed to put you in the

fields and it's also foreshadowing

699

:

for what's about to happen.

700

:

Laura: yeah.

701

:

Lee, this is so stupid.

702

:

Xhafer: it is

703

:

Laura: He wouldn't make

this call for anyone else.

704

:

Anyone else is having these problems.

705

:

Xhafer: Grounded not even a

706

:

Laura: and say, you're grounded.

707

:

Xhafer: Yep.

708

:

Take a week.

709

:

We'll see how you're doing.

710

:

Laura: he can't do her this

kindness 'cause he's wrapped

711

:

up in something about her.

712

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

713

:

She asks him how things

are going with Dee.

714

:

He says they're the

best they've ever been.

715

:

And she says it's funny right

back where they started.

716

:

I'm the hotshot pilot.

717

:

You're the cag, and that's

all they'll ever be.

718

:

Laura: Yeah.

719

:

I just wanna point out that saying

that they're the best they've ever

720

:

been is not necessarily great.

721

:

Xhafer: Very true.

722

:

Laura: It's a very diplomatic

answer on a level, but, okay.

723

:

he doesn't answer her about,

that's all we'll ever be.

724

:

Xhafer: yeah.

725

:

Laura: I think that's interesting too.

726

:

Xhafer: I mean proof and right

by the end of the episode

727

:

they fly a

728

:

patrol.

729

:

Laura: though.

730

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

731

:

Laura: not what he wants.

732

:

He would, he would say something if he

was like, yep, that is okay with me.

733

:

Xhafer: Yep.

734

:

He doesn't, it's 'cause Lee's terrible.

735

:

We've established this,

736

:

Laura: right, right.

737

:

Xhafer: They fly a patrol and

she sees the Raider again.

738

:

She calls it up.

739

:

Adama chooses to believe her and

sets condition One Starbucks ship

740

:

gets hit by something knocking

Kara unconscious in the storm.

741

:

The ship alarms become her snooze

742

:

alarms

743

:

and she finds herself in

the apartment with Leo bin.

744

:

Laura: Gonna have a big day.

745

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

746

:

Now she knows she's unconscious

and that this is a dream.

747

:

She calls it

748

:

Laura: yes.

749

:

Mm-hmm.

750

:

She says we're not really here.

751

:

I'm out.

752

:

Cold on a silent ship, is what she says.

753

:

Xhafer: That that's possible.

754

:

Yeah.

755

:

Laura: He knows that she hasn't

told anyone about her maelstrom and

756

:

the eye of Jupiter and this storm,

757

:

all of it.

758

:

And he says that her problem is

she's afraid of death in the unknown.

759

:

Xhafer: Yep.

760

:

Laura: She's been afraid since that day

and we're gonna find out what that day is.

761

:

Xhafer: Like immediately we flash back

to Kara visiting her mom six years ago.

762

:

Kara has just graduated flight school

16th in her class, and mom is all

763

:

like, your a minus is missing a line.

764

:

You fuck up,

765

:

Laura: Her mom is so mean, so mean.

766

:

She's like, yeah, 16th place.

767

:

Why not first?

768

:

And

769

:

Xhafer: wasting your gifts.

770

:

Laura: I know you have demerits

as long as my arm and Starbucks

771

:

tries to point out like, I got

16th out of like 500 or whatever.

772

:

Like

773

:

Xhafer: it's a percentage

wise, it's very good.

774

:

Laura: Yeah.

775

:

Yeah.

776

:

But not good enough for this mom.

777

:

Xhafer: Nope.

778

:

God.

779

:

Their relationship is so fucking toxic.

780

:

Laura: I feel so bad for Starbuck here

because you can tell it's all over her

781

:

face that she is like, maybe this is it.

782

:

Maybe this is the moment

mom is finally impressed.

783

:

Maybe she will finally love me.

784

:

And the answer is no.

785

:

She can't do that

786

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

787

:

Laura: for some

788

:

reason.

789

:

Xhafer: she reads her mom's mail and

learns that she's got terminal cancer,

790

:

Laura: Yeah,

791

:

Xhafer: and they argue some more,

and Carol leaves never coming back.

792

:

Her mom dies five weeks later,

but Leo Obin offers her a chance

793

:

in her dream to say the goodbye.

794

:

She never said.

795

:

Laura: yeah, yeah.

796

:

It's not too late in this

797

:

dreamscape.

798

:

Xhafer: She's got a pile of Kara's things

on her as she's like about to pass.

799

:

including what must be an actual

middle school photo of Katie Soff.

800

:

Laura: Yeah.

801

:

Xhafer: I love this shit.

802

:

I love when they use old photos of actors.

803

:

Instead of finding someone similar or

like more recently faking it out with AI

804

:

because it's just like, this is clearly

a middle school picture, day picture.

805

:

It's got that like blue cloud background.

806

:

Every picture of a student in the

nineties in an American school

807

:

looked exactly fucking like this,

808

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

809

:

Xhafer: and it is.

810

:

So perfect because it is somehow

completely immersive because this is

811

:

exactly what she looked like as a child.

812

:

It is an actual picture of her

childhood, but it is also completely

813

:

immersion breaking because it's

clearly from an American middle school

814

:

and it's this perfect moment of, it's

the exact thing it needs to be, but it's

815

:

also otherworldly and doesn't belong.

816

:

And I fucking love it.

817

:

I love it when this is the, my favorite

part of watching movies with older

818

:

actors where they'll use younger pictures

of them in scenes sometimes as like

819

:

photos in the background or something.

820

:

Love it.

821

:

Love it, love it.

822

:

Love it, love it.

823

:

Big

824

:

Laura: Yeah, me too.

825

:

It's so, so cool.

826

:

Better than any AI

827

:

swap, for sure.

828

:

Xhafer: for sure.

829

:

Laura: the whole folder is neat because

it's got all the little, like, you know.

830

:

The homeworks with the a plus plus

on it and the mandala drawings

831

:

and just a little slice of life of

what it was like to be little Cara.

832

:

Xhafer: Yep.

833

:

She asked her mom for some reassurance

on doing the thing here, on her special

834

:

destiny on the thing that her mom

was always trying to prepare her for

835

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

836

:

Xhafer: unnamed thing.

837

:

And she's all like, you got it

because you're, you, you're my

838

:

daughter, it's gonna be fine.

839

:

Uh, and then her mom dies

840

:

Laura: Yeah.

841

:

Xhafer: and Leo is like,

see, death isn't so bad.

842

:

Meat bagg.

843

:

And it's like, maybe,

wait a minute, asshole.

844

:

Laura: Let, let it breathe.

845

:

No, we only have a tight

45 in this episode.

846

:

We gotta keep it going.

847

:

Xhafer: Gotta keep it moving.

848

:

Starbuck at this point realizes

that this is not Leo Obin.

849

:

This is another mind person

850

:

Laura: Okay.

851

:

We had the conversation the

852

:

Xhafer: two episodes ago, and I'm all

like, I'm pretty sure it's like, I, I,

853

:

when we had that conversation, I'm all

like, I think it's like in the next

854

:

couple of e like, I'm think, I'm pretty

sure we get Mindly open in that episode.

855

:

It had been a minute.

856

:

I hadn't watched it yet.

857

:

but I'm like, I, we're gonna get one

real soon here, so I'm just all like, oh,

858

:

Laura: I told Aaron, I was like,

I think this is what he meant.

859

:

Xhafer: yeah, yeah.

860

:

So we get copilot open

861

:

Laura: I.

862

:

Xhafer: because he's the worst one.

863

:

Laura: Mm.

864

:

Okay.

865

:

It doesn't flow as good

as some of our other work

866

:

Xhafer: That's true, but thematically

I really like it because,

867

:

Laura: Okay.

868

:

' Xhafer: cause they suck.

869

:

Laura: Yeah,

870

:

Xhafer: she tells Lee she's

not afraid anymore and dives

871

:

down further into the storm,

872

:

Laura: yeah.

873

:

This is so incredibly sad.

874

:

Xhafer: gives Chase.

875

:

And when we cut back to Star,

be she's bathed in light now she

876

:

tells Lee to just let her go.

877

:

Don't wait for me.

878

:

And her Viper explodes under

the atmospheric pressure.

879

:

Lee reports in, she went into the storm.

880

:

Papa's like, oh, we'll send

a search and rescue crew.

881

:

And Lee's all like, no, no, no, no, no.

882

:

You don't understand.

883

:

Laura: Yeah.

884

:

Xhafer: Her ship is scuttled.

885

:

There's, there's nothing left here.

886

:

Laura: Pieces.

887

:

Xhafer: Everyone in CIC is shook

888

:

Laura: The whole time that

she's like going down and

889

:

Lee's begging her to come up.

890

:

Galactic is also like scuttling support.

891

:

They're like Ty's like she

should be afraid she's about

892

:

to get her ass blown a apart.

893

:

And Galactus was trying to send

in hot dog and somebody else, I

894

:

think, to get her outta there.

895

:

And, they all don't

want this for star bees.

896

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

897

:

This is, no one really is

sure of what's going on.

898

:

And it's, everything's just kind

of crazy 'cause no one can believe

899

:

that this actually happened.

900

:

Laura: Yeah.

901

:

And then we cut to Adama looking

at the Goddess Aurora, and he

902

:

puts it on the bow of his ship

903

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

904

:

Laura: and he starts to cry.

905

:

And I was like, no, no, no.

906

:

And he breaks his little ship.

907

:

Xhafer: Smashes the thing to credits.

908

:

Laura: Wow.

909

:

Xhafer: Yep.

910

:

So, I'm gonna ask you to rate

this episode and we'll do that.

911

:

And then I want to talk about Starbucks.

912

:

Dying, dying, dying.

913

:

Whatever you feel, dying

or dying with air quotes.

914

:

Where you feel it's at, what obviously I'm

gonna probably not say a whole lot there.

915

:

Laura: Yeah, I know you

916

:

can't.

917

:

Xhafer: So let's rate this thing,

918

:

Laura: right.

919

:

I feel like it's very, very good.

920

:

I.

921

:

Don't have any qualms problems

with it, except for, I really

922

:

wish somebody had mentioned that.

923

:

Hey, there was that one fucking silent.

924

:

Who could be fucking with Starbuck?

925

:

I can, I feel like I'm gonna

give it an 11 just 'cause I

926

:

feel like there's room to grow.

927

:

It could have been a 12.

928

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

929

:

Laura: But not, not quite.

930

:

Just, just short,

931

:

Xhafer: Okay.

932

:

Laura: what about you?

933

:

Xhafer: I abstain.

934

:

Laura: Why,

935

:

Xhafer: I can't say,

936

:

Laura: why?

937

:

This is gonna be fun for

somebody who's not me, I guess.

938

:

Xhafer: yeah, no.

939

:

No.

940

:

I just, um, yeah.

941

:

Sorry to you.

942

:

Laura: Huh?

943

:

Xhafer: Yeah, it's not gonna do it.

944

:

No,

945

:

Laura: Okay.

946

:

I'm trying to figure out, I feel

like this is trying to tell me

947

:

something.

948

:

Xhafer: not.

949

:

It's actively not trying

to tell you something.

950

:

Actually, the thing I'm trying

to tell you is that I'm not

951

:

trying to tell you something.

952

:

Laura: Hmm hmm.

953

:

You're, you're unable to rate this

episode independently of your other

954

:

knowledge about other episodes.

955

:

Is that

956

:

Xhafer: That's fair.

957

:

Laura: okay?

958

:

Huh?

959

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

960

:

So what do you think happened with Kara?

961

:

Laura: I feel like there's a few

different options that are all like

962

:

mutually exclusive of one another.

963

:

Perhaps.

964

:

We could have that Charact

race is really dead.

965

:

Xhafer: yeah.

966

:

I mean, her ship exploded

967

:

Leo and told her

968

:

Laura: has blowed.

969

:

Xhafer: Uh, you know, she hallucinated

her biggest regret in life, which

970

:

was not saying goodbye to her mom.

971

:

Before she passed and

then her ship loaded.

972

:

That seems real definitive to me.

973

:

Laura: She, her mind person, I guess could

have just been talking her into giving up

974

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

975

:

Laura: and like, let's resolve

this thing so you can check out.

976

:

Let it go

977

:

Xhafer: Now the mind people, because

we've now encountered a handful of them,

978

:

Laura: Yeah.

979

:

Xhafer: Do you have any

thoughts on that in general?

980

:

Because it, when it was just

Baltar and six pt, it was pretty

981

:

easy to go, well, this is just

some cylon thing or something.

982

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

983

:

Xhafer: But now we've got

Raus, we've got Claud Ann,

984

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

985

:

Xhafer: we've got Cobin, you know,

it's not just the one instance, and

986

:

that's assuming that they're related.

987

:

They might not be related.

988

:

It might just be a storytelling device.

989

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

990

:

Xhafer: A way to frame someone's inner

monologue with another actor without

991

:

having to have them do a voiceover.

992

:

You know?

993

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

994

:

Xhafer: Um, so maybe it's that, or

maybe there's something else going on.

995

:

I don't know.

996

:

I would like your thoughts on it.

997

:

Laura: I feel like Raus and six PT are

there under the illusion of like helping

998

:

their, not human, but their like physical

counterpart to grow in quotations

999

:

Xhafer: bit.

:

00:44:22,812 --> 00:44:24,552

Laura: and maybe improve.

:

00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:25,392

Except

:

00:44:25,947 --> 00:44:26,367

Xhafer: but yeah.

:

00:44:26,502 --> 00:44:28,392

Laura: they're not, they're

not good at it though.

:

00:44:28,392 --> 00:44:29,712

Like they don't seem

:

00:44:31,691 --> 00:44:32,781

Xhafer: They seemed flawed.

:

00:44:33,641 --> 00:44:34,151

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:44:34,181 --> 00:44:37,451

They, they seem to be in

bad faith or something.

:

00:44:38,651 --> 00:44:39,371

Yeah.

:

00:44:40,816 --> 00:44:46,336

Is it, is it because Gaas got

tangled up in, in six PTs business

:

00:44:46,336 --> 00:44:47,956

and he gave her a bad ruckus.

:

00:44:47,956 --> 00:44:48,226

I don't

:

00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:49,926

Xhafer: I mean, all crocuses are bad.

:

00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:50,526

Crocuses.

:

00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:53,671

Laura: All Gruse are bad grouses.

:

00:44:54,393 --> 00:45:01,897

but the two that we just

encountered, Claud Ann and Co Obin,

:

00:45:02,702 --> 00:45:08,713

Claud Ann was there just kind of like

to, to heckle a adama except her one

:

00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:11,623

piece of good advice was like, tell your

son you love him every once in a while.

:

00:45:11,623 --> 00:45:12,643

You big stupid idiot.

:

00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:16,063

That's not a bad piece of advice.

:

00:45:16,153 --> 00:45:16,243

Xhafer: Nope.

:

00:45:16,243 --> 00:45:16,998

Pretty good piece of advice.

:

00:45:18,163 --> 00:45:19,123

Laura: Pretty good piece of advice.

:

00:45:19,213 --> 00:45:21,613

It also seems like the thing

he has the biggest trouble

:

00:45:21,613 --> 00:45:24,313

with, he can't seem to do it.

:

00:45:25,502 --> 00:45:28,112

they Don't seem as like malicious to me.

:

00:45:28,112 --> 00:45:28,352

Yeah.

:

00:45:28,352 --> 00:45:34,629

Claud Ann's like not great,

but it really seemed like.

:

00:45:35,214 --> 00:45:37,419

The bin of the mind Copi.

:

00:45:37,439 --> 00:45:39,024

Leo Obin was like

:

00:45:40,109 --> 00:45:41,029

Xhafer: Actively killing Kara.

:

00:45:42,514 --> 00:45:44,734

Laura: yeah, but he

was like trying to like

:

00:45:45,961 --> 00:45:49,381

help her stop suffering, I guess.

:

00:45:49,381 --> 00:45:49,801

I don't know.

:

00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:51,001

I'm so confused.

:

00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:53,951

I'm so confused by this whole thing.

:

00:45:55,001 --> 00:45:55,301

Xhafer: Yep.

:

00:45:56,591 --> 00:46:00,621

Laura: I feel like, I told Erin,

I was like, you know, I don't know

:

00:46:00,621 --> 00:46:06,441

the, the story of the show because

I can't, but I was like, if at this

:

00:46:06,441 --> 00:46:12,966

point we've hit the uncertainty about

season four, like we don't know what

:

00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:18,756

the hell's happening and we're not sure

if we're getting it or whatever, or

:

00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,786

how long it's gonna be or something.

:

00:46:22,176 --> 00:46:26,406

I could see perhaps maybe the actress

Katie Sackhoff being frustrated.

:

00:46:27,696 --> 00:46:36,265

And asking to be like, write something

that if I don't come back it makes sense

:

00:46:37,255 --> 00:46:37,435

Xhafer: Hmm.

:

00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:39,205

I mean, her career was kind of taken off.

:

00:46:41,095 --> 00:46:43,585

I think she did redick

right around this time

:

00:46:44,455 --> 00:46:44,965

Laura: Oh, okay.

:

00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:45,385

Yeah.

:

00:46:45,415 --> 00:46:51,175

Like, or maybe she needed to be

out for a while and so this like

:

00:46:52,135 --> 00:46:52,915

gets it there.

:

00:46:53,725 --> 00:46:58,345

But I was like, it could just be

that, it could be that Carra got

:

00:46:58,345 --> 00:47:02,158

killed because she listened to her

mind person and her mind person was

:

00:47:02,158 --> 00:47:03,298

just actively trying to kill her.

:

00:47:04,018 --> 00:47:04,438

I don't know.

:

00:47:05,248 --> 00:47:07,193

Or you know, I was like, it could be that.

:

00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:10,543

We have the situation I

described that I was mad.

:

00:47:10,543 --> 00:47:16,093

Nobody in the episode addressed that

like Cylons are fucking with her somehow.

:

00:47:16,093 --> 00:47:18,013

Like Leo Obin has a way to fuck with her.

:

00:47:18,013 --> 00:47:22,325

He put a chip in her brain or

something, and he's driving her

:

00:47:22,325 --> 00:47:27,875

nuts so that this Raider that no one

else can see is gonna pick her up.

:

00:47:28,335 --> 00:47:28,755

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:29,135 --> 00:47:33,425

Laura: Like when her ship explode,

we're just gonna suck her up there.

:

00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:33,915

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:47:34,595 --> 00:47:34,885

Yeah.

:

00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:37,550

If that raider's out there, right.

:

00:47:37,685 --> 00:47:38,075

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:47:38,645 --> 00:47:44,014

If the Raider's real, then

there's that possibility.

:

00:47:44,188 --> 00:47:45,388

Next possibility.

:

00:47:46,408 --> 00:47:49,018

Could her special destiny

be that she's a silent

:

00:47:49,123 --> 00:47:49,543

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:50,788 --> 00:47:54,208

Laura: and her mom's just

been trying to harden her up?

:

00:47:54,448 --> 00:47:55,048

I don't know.

:

00:47:55,408 --> 00:47:59,158

Xhafer: Well, I mean, that raises a bunch

of questions about her parentage too,

:

00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:04,111

because, you know, boomer had parents

that she remembered and would tell

:

00:48:04,111 --> 00:48:06,511

stories about, but also didn't exist.

:

00:48:06,867 --> 00:48:07,167

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:11,404

could it be that that Star

Bes is one of our final five?

:

00:48:11,709 --> 00:48:14,104

Xhafer: Is that what you feel

to segue into the next thing?

:

00:48:16,354 --> 00:48:18,574

Laura: No, I don't think that's it.

:

00:48:18,934 --> 00:48:18,964

Xhafer: Okay.

:

00:48:19,924 --> 00:48:25,654

Laura: I feel like the show wants me to

think that she's a asylum because in, in

:

00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:33,113

all of the Leo Ben Chatter, he mentions

he's going to guide her between the

:

00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:40,793

InBetween place between life and death,

and we know that that's where the, the

:

00:48:40,823 --> 00:48:43,193

Final Five can be encountered by asylum.

:

00:48:43,543 --> 00:48:43,833

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:48:45,053 --> 00:48:45,273

As

:

00:48:45,413 --> 00:48:47,063

Laura: Deanna's whole thing.

:

00:48:47,723 --> 00:48:48,623

Set that up.

:

00:48:48,713 --> 00:48:49,073

Right.

:

00:48:50,243 --> 00:48:50,603

So.

:

00:48:51,343 --> 00:48:56,893

Maybe he's talked her into this

'cause he needs her to see the

:

00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:59,233

final five and regenerate somewhere.

:

00:49:00,943 --> 00:49:01,213

I don't

:

00:49:01,213 --> 00:49:01,603

know.

:

00:49:01,753 --> 00:49:05,833

Xhafer: like in the

Raider two, yeah, maybe.

:

00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:06,707

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:49:06,732 --> 00:49:13,992

Xhafer: So the final five, I am prepared

to offer you one predetermined hint.

:

00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:16,452

I have a hint.

:

00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:21,052

About the Final Five, and it's

not really so much of a hint so

:

00:49:21,052 --> 00:49:22,762

much as a little bit of guidance.

:

00:49:23,662 --> 00:49:28,342

Um, maybe, maybe I would even go as far

as to say it's maybe a little reassurance,

:

00:49:29,782 --> 00:49:31,582

but I'm gonna give you a chance

to turn it down right now.

:

00:49:31,642 --> 00:49:37,582

But it is not anything that will help with

the identity of any of the Final Five.

:

00:49:38,117 --> 00:49:40,312

Laura: Yeah, I don't wanna, I

don't want any help with the

:

00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,042

Xhafer: It, there's no help with

the identity from this thing.

:

00:49:44,032 --> 00:49:51,752

It is just a statement that is true

that might reassure you on something.

:

00:49:53,222 --> 00:49:57,512

And I'm gonna give you a chance to opt out

real quick, but there's no, I promise that

:

00:49:57,512 --> 00:49:59,492

this will not help you identify anything.

:

00:49:59,962 --> 00:50:00,887

Laura: And there's no direct

:

00:50:00,887 --> 00:50:01,667

spoiler in it.

:

00:50:01,802 --> 00:50:02,312

Xhafer: spoiler.

:

00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,228

Laura: Hmm hmm.

:

00:50:05,423 --> 00:50:07,343

Xhafer: it's, it's pretty harmless.

:

00:50:07,373 --> 00:50:10,343

It's, it's literally the least

spoilery thing I could tell you.

:

00:50:11,148 --> 00:50:11,598

Laura: Okay.

:

00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,883

I, I will accept your statement.

:

00:50:14,358 --> 00:50:19,458

Xhafer: I want you to guess the final

five, and I will reassure that among the

:

00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:22,368

Final Five, there's no new characters.

:

00:50:24,138 --> 00:50:26,538

Like, like there's no like, surprise.

:

00:50:26,538 --> 00:50:30,048

There's a new face that

you've never seen before.

:

00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:33,288

Like that's not what's gonna happen.

:

00:50:33,918 --> 00:50:38,688

every character in the Final Five is

an established character in the show.

:

00:50:39,423 --> 00:50:42,843

Laura: Okay, because I did say to

Erin, you know, thinking about how

:

00:50:42,843 --> 00:50:49,935

many episodes we have left in the

season, I was like the last point that

:

00:50:49,935 --> 00:50:57,225

I could see that you could introduce

a new s who might be one of the final

:

00:50:57,225 --> 00:51:03,375

five or new character thing, you know,

would be perhaps in the next episode.

:

00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:08,355

I, I saw briefly in the description that

we're gonna be moving into Baltar's trial,

:

00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:11,025

and so I was like the defense lawyer.

:

00:51:12,165 --> 00:51:13,665

Maybe The defense lawyer.

:

00:51:14,235 --> 00:51:15,645

Xhafer: Be, Be, one to sneak in.

:

00:51:16,605 --> 00:51:17,115

Laura: yeah.

:

00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,500

And that could be not,

:

00:51:20,130 --> 00:51:22,530

Xhafer: I mean, do you know who

the defense lawyers played by?

:

00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:24,180

Laura: I don't.

:

00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:24,960

Xhafer: Oh.

:

00:51:25,170 --> 00:51:26,130

Oh, you're in for a treat.

:

00:51:27,195 --> 00:51:27,615

Laura: Oh boy.

:

00:51:27,615 --> 00:51:28,335

I am gonna recognize

:

00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:28,455

them.

:

00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,160

Xhafer: a hundred percent.

:

00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:29,901

Laura: Cool.

:

00:51:30,642 --> 00:51:31,242

Yeah.

:

00:51:31,302 --> 00:51:34,452

That I was like, that to me seems

like the last point you could sneak

:

00:51:34,452 --> 00:51:36,642

in somebody that we don't already have

:

00:51:36,732 --> 00:51:37,092

and

:

00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:38,517

Xhafer: was on Babylon five.

:

00:51:40,392 --> 00:51:41,322

Laura: exciting.

:

00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:42,987

Xhafer: Was he?

:

00:51:43,047 --> 00:51:43,677

I don't remember.

:

00:51:43,677 --> 00:51:44,577

I don't think he was.

:

00:51:44,577 --> 00:51:45,837

I think he's too young for that,

:

00:51:46,692 --> 00:51:47,262

Laura: Hmm.

:

00:51:47,547 --> 00:51:47,667

I

:

00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:48,383

Xhafer: maybe I'm

:

00:51:48,488 --> 00:51:49,478

Laura: those crossovers.

:

00:51:50,214 --> 00:51:50,754

Okay.

:

00:51:50,814 --> 00:51:53,754

So I don't have to think about the lawyer.

:

00:51:54,594 --> 00:51:55,374

Lawyer's probably.

:

00:51:55,884 --> 00:51:56,604

Lawyer is fine.

:

00:51:57,054 --> 00:51:57,344

Xhafer: Yeah,

:

00:51:58,859 --> 00:51:59,149

Laura: Okay.

:

00:51:59,934 --> 00:52:03,311

Then who do I peg as the final five?

:

00:52:04,626 --> 00:52:06,606

Well, we know one slot

goes to Anders, right?

:

00:52:07,251 --> 00:52:08,066

Xhafer: if that's what you wanna do.

:

00:52:08,597 --> 00:52:08,837

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:52:09,197 --> 00:52:10,457

One slot goes to Anders.

:

00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:15,071

I feel like he's the s Jimbo.

:

00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:16,330

Xhafer: I'm gonna

:

00:52:16,330 --> 00:52:17,230

write these down.

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Laura: I don't like Callie.

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00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:20,378

We know that

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00:52:21,168 --> 00:52:21,458

Xhafer: Yeah.

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00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,470

Laura: it was like, if I pick Callie,

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00:52:26,038 --> 00:52:31,018

I, I just really like the idea that

Tyrell almost got bamboozled by one

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00:52:31,018 --> 00:52:32,698

and then did get bamboozled by another.

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00:52:34,363 --> 00:52:39,118

Xhafer: I mean, it would, if they're

both silenced, then I think technically

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00:52:39,118 --> 00:52:40,498

they're not allowed to have baby.

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00:52:41,218 --> 00:52:43,378

That's, that's how that works, right?

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00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:45,358

So,

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Laura: no, no, no.

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If Cali and Tyrell are both

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00:52:48,193 --> 00:52:48,703

silents.

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00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:49,078

Xhafer: okay.

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00:52:49,288 --> 00:52:49,648

Sorry.

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00:52:49,648 --> 00:52:49,978

I mis

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Laura: Yeah.

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00:52:50,238 --> 00:52:50,458

No, no.

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00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:50,683

no.

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00:52:51,853 --> 00:52:52,093

no.

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00:52:52,093 --> 00:52:56,413

I like the idea that, that Cali

is a silent, and Tyrell almost got

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00:52:56,413 --> 00:52:59,143

bamboozled by Boomer, but did get

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00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,283

bamboozled by Cali.

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00:53:00,328 --> 00:53:00,838

Xhafer: I got you now.

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00:53:01,708 --> 00:53:01,978

Okay.

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00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,173

Laura: No, I I really, I'm

sticking with that too.

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00:53:05,203 --> 00:53:08,233

'cause that, that would

be really funny for me.

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00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,610

Uh, GATA.

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00:53:12,075 --> 00:53:12,405

Xhafer: Alright.

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00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:13,740

Laura: Gata.

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00:53:14,010 --> 00:53:14,970

Xhafer: You think Gada is the silent?

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00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:15,870

Laura: Yeah.

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00:53:17,081 --> 00:53:18,461

Something about that guy.

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00:53:18,941 --> 00:53:19,211

Xhafer: Yeah.

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00:53:20,021 --> 00:53:20,951

Laura: He turned on me.

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00:53:21,221 --> 00:53:23,649

I just, something about it.

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00:53:24,099 --> 00:53:24,399

Xhafer: Okay.

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00:53:25,629 --> 00:53:26,079

Two more

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00:53:27,324 --> 00:53:29,724

Laura: We had that discussion

about Rosalyn's cancer

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00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:30,924

Xhafer: Yes.

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00:53:31,944 --> 00:53:35,754

Laura: and I still, I still kinda like

the idea of her being secret 13th silent.

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00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:41,293

And that, you know, something

about the blurred had like

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00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,823

nanobots in it that turned her si

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00:53:43,063 --> 00:53:47,563

on, but I know that's not

exactly how it works, but maybe

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00:53:47,563 --> 00:53:48,883

it programmed her or something.

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00:53:48,883 --> 00:53:50,773

She became a, an operative.

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00:53:51,043 --> 00:53:55,512

Um, I, I feel like Ty

definitely can't be one.

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00:53:56,262 --> 00:53:56,592

Xhafer: Okay.

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00:53:57,072 --> 00:53:57,887

Cross 'em off the list.

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00:53:59,412 --> 00:54:00,582

Laura: He's just too human.

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00:54:00,582 --> 00:54:01,062

Dammit.

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00:54:02,549 --> 00:54:08,579

And as we've discussed,

Hilo, pretty patently human.

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00:54:08,804 --> 00:54:09,224

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:13,300

Laura: I maintain my position

that if Gais Baltar is asylum,

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00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:14,830

I'll throw something at the tv,

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00:54:15,185 --> 00:54:15,345

Xhafer: fair.

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00:54:16,330 --> 00:54:19,570

Laura: especially since we've

had that seemingly definitive

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00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:21,130

moment where he was not a silent.

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00:54:22,357 --> 00:54:23,407

Hmm.

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00:54:23,707 --> 00:54:25,747

How many open slots do I have?

:

00:54:25,932 --> 00:54:26,292

Xhafer: got two.

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00:54:26,312 --> 00:54:32,107

You've named Anders, Callie, and Gata,

and you've eliminated a handful of

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00:54:32,107 --> 00:54:33,667

characters that I did not bother to list.

:

00:54:35,107 --> 00:54:37,267

Laura: I just don't think Doc

Coddle could be one either.

:

00:54:38,111 --> 00:54:39,881

I sure do pick on Dee

:

00:54:41,488 --> 00:54:46,858

and I'm still wondering actively

who put that note in Adama's room

:

00:54:47,383 --> 00:54:48,463

Xhafer: It's a good question.

:

00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:51,110

Laura: Do we ever get an answer to that?

:

00:54:51,110 --> 00:54:52,490

Is that too spoilery to say?

:

00:54:52,595 --> 00:54:56,315

Xhafer: If we do, it's in the plan

movie and I've forgotten about it.

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00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,320

Laura: Okay.

:

00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,015

Xhafer: Like I, I don't think we flash

back to that point in the main series.

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00:55:02,075 --> 00:55:02,555

I feel like I

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00:55:02,555 --> 00:55:05,915

would remember that and I think

I was drunk when I watched the

:

00:55:05,915 --> 00:55:07,145

plan and I haven't gone back.

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00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:10,610

Laura: One of the musings I did at

Aaron the other night, we were like

:

00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:15,410

about to fall asleep and I was like,

what if the final five have wiped

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00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:17,180

themselves from everyone else's memory?

:

00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:19,820

'cause they're actively

trying to help the humans.

:

00:55:20,135 --> 00:55:21,155

Xhafer: That would make sense.

:

00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:22,580

Laura: Like, because they

:

00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,550

are good, quote unquote.

:

00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,230

Xhafer: Good.

:

00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:27,740

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:55:28,490 --> 00:55:29,630

They're the good ones.

:

00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:34,358

And or maybe some of them are the

good ones and that's why they did it.

:

00:55:34,358 --> 00:55:37,178

And the others were just like, no,

I'm gonna fucking do my own thing.

:

00:55:37,403 --> 00:55:37,733

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:55:38,558 --> 00:55:41,888

Laura: Um, I don't want to be any

part of this like replication.

:

00:55:42,263 --> 00:55:46,463

Bullshit that you guys have

with these ships and your crazy

:

00:55:47,273 --> 00:55:49,373

fertility experiments and whatnot.

:

00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,185

and and that's the case.

:

00:55:53,865 --> 00:55:57,490

Well, and do all the Final

five know actively that they

:

00:55:57,490 --> 00:56:00,130

are silos is another question.

:

00:56:01,018 --> 00:56:07,258

Could they have wiped themselves from

the other silos and then wiped themselves

:

00:56:08,068 --> 00:56:11,908

Xhafer: Well, if you can wipe Cylance,

then you'd wipe Cylance, right?

:

00:56:12,148 --> 00:56:14,788

Like that, that, that logic follows.

:

00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:19,408

We know that they've wiped themselves

from the other models or were

:

00:56:19,408 --> 00:56:23,248

wiped from the other models, would

be a more ambiguous statement.

:

00:56:23,908 --> 00:56:24,238

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:56:25,228 --> 00:56:25,798

Xhafer: so

:

00:56:26,488 --> 00:56:27,808

Laura: So then maybe, did we.

:

00:56:28,783 --> 00:56:32,743

Wipe our own selves so that we don't know

we're silents and we're just doing our

:

00:56:32,878 --> 00:56:33,688

Xhafer: just doing the thing.

:

00:56:34,018 --> 00:56:34,318

Yeah.

:

00:56:34,393 --> 00:56:35,383

Laura: just doing our thing.

:

00:56:36,425 --> 00:56:42,125

That could argue that perhaps

Adama left his own note

:

00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:43,355

Xhafer: Ooh,

:

00:56:44,105 --> 00:56:44,765

Laura: that

:

00:56:45,105 --> 00:56:46,130

Xhafer: I like this.

:

00:56:46,310 --> 00:56:47,105

I like this train

:

00:56:47,105 --> 00:56:54,155

Laura: he, maybe he did wipe

himself from the others and

:

00:56:54,155 --> 00:56:55,895

was like, no, I see good here.

:

00:56:55,895 --> 00:56:57,005

I see something.

:

00:56:57,635 --> 00:57:03,245

I'm gonna try to help in some way, but

I'm gonna have to wipe myself to do it

:

00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:12,395

'cause I can't know, but I'm gonna leave

myself this note, this one note about it.

:

00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:13,025

Xhafer: Just to know.

:

00:57:14,286 --> 00:57:16,536

Laura: And so then he finds it and

he's like, who the fuck wrote this?

:

00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:17,766

But it's actually like him.

:

00:57:20,706 --> 00:57:22,536

So that would, that could make him one.

:

00:57:22,661 --> 00:57:22,951

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:57:24,758 --> 00:57:26,648

Laura: And then maybe Dee, I don't know.

:

00:57:26,738 --> 00:57:31,118

She's like the low self-esteem silent

then, because she should not be with me.

:

00:57:33,488 --> 00:57:36,098

She should go Girl boss on her own.

:

00:57:36,903 --> 00:57:42,998

Xhafer: Okay, so your list is

Anders, Cali Gata, Papa dama, and D

:

00:57:44,528 --> 00:57:45,848

Laura: And then secret thir 13

:

00:57:45,998 --> 00:57:46,508

Xhafer: Bon.

:

00:57:46,508 --> 00:57:49,113

I'll give you the LTO bonus point for

:

00:57:51,444 --> 00:57:51,844

Roslyn.

:

00:57:53,089 --> 00:57:56,419

Laura: I know Ronnie D said he

gave himself the limit of 12.

:

00:57:56,509 --> 00:58:01,369

'cause like you can't have just an

infinite number just whenever we need one.

:

00:58:01,369 --> 00:58:02,089

Here's a silo,

:

00:58:02,089 --> 00:58:04,669

but you can still give yourself a secret.

:

00:58:04,669 --> 00:58:05,569

13th Salon

:

00:58:07,879 --> 00:58:09,469

thirteen's a great number too.

:

00:58:10,124 --> 00:58:10,414

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:58:11,149 --> 00:58:12,529

Laura: We use it sometimes.

:

00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:13,999

It's the 13th colony.

:

00:58:14,359 --> 00:58:16,669

Xhafer: I'm not gonna tell you a number,

:

00:58:17,839 --> 00:58:18,619

Laura: No, no.

:

00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:24,529

Xhafer: but I am prepared to tell you

if you've completely struck out or not.

:

00:58:25,279 --> 00:58:30,829

If, if one or more of these characters

is among the final five, I won't, I

:

00:58:30,859 --> 00:58:34,309

won't, I will not detail more than

that, but I will let you know if

:

00:58:34,309 --> 00:58:36,919

at least one of these is correct.

:

00:58:36,919 --> 00:58:38,089

That's the bar I'm setting.

:

00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:40,819

Laura: I feel like I have

to have at least one.

:

00:58:41,629 --> 00:58:43,399

Xhafer: I, I mean, you can feel that way.

:

00:58:43,399 --> 00:58:43,759

I don't

:

00:58:43,879 --> 00:58:46,699

Laura: There's not that

many people in this show.

:

00:58:47,104 --> 00:58:50,614

Xhafer: You've eliminated a handful of

them for pretty logical reasons, I feel.

:

00:58:51,574 --> 00:58:54,724

Um, which, and then looking

at the remaining characters,

:

00:58:54,724 --> 00:58:56,314

you gotta pick somebody.

:

00:58:56,914 --> 00:59:00,094

So statistically it's likely

that you'd get at least, I mean

:

00:59:00,094 --> 00:59:06,064

if you're picking five or six in

this case, out of a cast of 20,

:

00:59:06,774 --> 00:59:07,064

Laura: Yeah,

:

00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:09,604

Xhafer: statistically,

you'd get at least one.

:

00:59:10,324 --> 00:59:10,964

Laura: I would think so.

:

00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:11,204

Yeah.

:

00:59:12,004 --> 00:59:15,454

Xhafer: And I'm willing to tell you

that if you want to know definitively,

:

00:59:15,574 --> 00:59:17,194

if you've gotten at least one.

:

00:59:17,884 --> 00:59:19,534

But I'm also willing to not tell you that.

:

00:59:20,554 --> 00:59:22,654

Laura: I feel like I

feel pretty definitive.

:

00:59:22,654 --> 00:59:23,614

I've gotten at least

:

00:59:23,614 --> 00:59:23,944

one.

:

00:59:25,234 --> 00:59:29,284

Xhafer: I mean, you haven't said if you

want me to confirm it or not yet, you can

:

00:59:29,284 --> 00:59:31,204

just, you know, you're pretty confident.

:

00:59:31,204 --> 00:59:32,284

That's probably right Laura.

:

00:59:32,464 --> 00:59:33,274

We'll just deal with that.

:

00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:33,964

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:59:34,384 --> 00:59:34,624

Yeah.

:

00:59:35,134 --> 00:59:36,484

I've gotten at least one.

:

00:59:36,934 --> 00:59:39,784

Xhafer: Yeah, sure.

:

00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:47,344

All right, well maybe

we'll find out next week.

:

00:59:48,484 --> 00:59:48,904

We won't.

:

00:59:49,384 --> 00:59:53,374

Um, we've got season three, episode 18.

:

00:59:54,004 --> 00:59:57,844

The Sun also rises.

:

00:59:58,594 --> 01:00:00,874

Ryan from Yum Yum podcast

will be joining us.

:

01:00:00,874 --> 01:00:02,074

Always a pleasure to have him on.

:

01:00:02,744 --> 01:00:07,964

When Baltar's lawyer faces assassination

attempts, Adama asks Lee to protect him.

:

01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:14,714

After taking the assignment, Lee takes an

interest in a more active courtroom role.

:

01:00:15,178 --> 01:00:15,468

Laura: Yeah,

:

01:00:17,273 --> 01:00:17,543

Xhafer: The

:

01:00:17,663 --> 01:00:19,703

Laura: that's not what our Apple TV said.

:

01:00:22,283 --> 01:00:24,293

Xhafer: I have reworded

the shit outta that one.

:

01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:29,003

Laura: I, I let Aaron like

look at it to tell me if I can

:

01:00:29,003 --> 01:00:30,293

see anything about it or not.

:

01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,623

And usually he's like, no, you,

no, no, you can't see this one.

:

01:00:33,623 --> 01:00:34,343

But he was this one.

:

01:00:34,343 --> 01:00:36,683

He was like, yeah, okay.

:

01:00:37,493 --> 01:00:43,881

And it said that he like, takes an

active role in Baltar's defense.

:

01:00:44,496 --> 01:00:44,916

Xhafer: Yeah,

:

01:00:45,501 --> 01:00:46,041

Laura: And I was like,

:

01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:48,696

Xhafer: that, that, is a detail I changed.

:

01:00:51,711 --> 01:00:52,491

Laura: I've already seen it,

:

01:00:52,971 --> 01:00:55,851

but I don't feel like that's too spoily.

:

01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:56,631

I was like,

:

01:00:57,396 --> 01:00:57,846

Xhafer: It's not too

:

01:00:58,041 --> 01:01:04,077

Laura: honestly, as Ryan has pointed out,

Lee often does what the story requires

:

01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:05,487

of him, not necessarily what he would

:

01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:09,387

do, and I feel like that's what the

story would require of him for sure.

:

01:01:09,732 --> 01:01:10,452

Xhafer: A hundred percent.

:

01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:12,747

Laura: Might also be what he, he would do.

:

01:01:12,747 --> 01:01:16,497

I don't know for sure, but it

feels very like this is the story.

:

01:01:17,726 --> 01:01:22,256

Xhafer: All right, well that will

be the story next week, but the

:

01:01:22,256 --> 01:01:26,966

story this week is a story of thank

yous and we've gotta say thank you.

:

01:01:27,956 --> 01:01:30,926

First and foremost, Jeremy Siegel

for our lovely theme music.

:

01:01:30,926 --> 01:01:31,826

Thanks so much, Jeremy.

:

01:01:32,486 --> 01:01:33,146

appreciate you.

:

01:01:34,181 --> 01:01:34,961

Laura: Absolutely.

:

01:01:34,991 --> 01:01:38,351

Thanks a lot Jeremy, and thanks

again to Angry Duck Time machine on

:

01:01:38,351 --> 01:01:40,181

Instagram for the podcast artwork.

:

01:01:40,796 --> 01:01:41,066

Xhafer: Aaron.

:

01:01:41,066 --> 01:01:42,686

Thanks so much for editing this podcast.

:

01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:45,706

Uh, Whenever you get around

to it, you might not listen to

:

01:01:45,706 --> 01:01:46,996

this for weeks at this point.

:

01:01:47,446 --> 01:01:50,146

We've, we've built up

such a, a, a pile here.

:

01:01:50,216 --> 01:01:51,116

But appreciate

:

01:01:51,116 --> 01:01:51,716

you every time.

:

01:01:52,219 --> 01:01:57,079

Laura: And hey, listener, if you wanna

come in the Discord and you can't

:

01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:00,649

talk with me about the Final Five,

but you can go over to Spoiler Town.

:

01:02:01,429 --> 01:02:02,959

We got a special channel for that.

:

01:02:03,919 --> 01:02:04,399

Xhafer: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

:

01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:05,364

No war is allowed.

:

01:02:06,289 --> 01:02:06,499

Laura: No,

:

01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:08,599

Xhafer: That used to that

used to be the channel name.

:

01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,489

Now it's your fairs

making that face again.

:

01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:14,459

Um, but I think it's

about to be spoiler chat.

:

01:02:14,549 --> 01:02:15,269

BBSG.

:

01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:15,779

Spoilers.

:

01:02:16,169 --> 01:02:19,139

I said maybe I think I'm gonna

change it in a minute here.

:

01:02:19,859 --> 01:02:20,579

Um,

:

01:02:20,729 --> 01:02:21,269

Laura: Good.

:

01:02:24,569 --> 01:02:25,349

Xhafer: it's a fun time.

:

01:02:25,349 --> 01:02:26,159

Come join the Discord.

:

01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:26,759

It's a great crew.

:

01:02:27,479 --> 01:02:27,839

Laura: Yeah.

:

01:02:28,288 --> 01:02:28,979

Love to have you.

:

01:02:29,361 --> 01:02:30,081

Xhafer: we'll see you next week.

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01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:30,441

Internet.

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01:02:30,656 --> 01:02:31,526

Laura: Bye.

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Who Are You?
A Babylon 5 Watchcast
Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.