Episode 79

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7th Jun 2023

S4E3 - Poor Vir, Who's Lennier?

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer talk alignments for the ambassadors. Ivanova tries to ditch Marcus, G'Kar has just a unreasonably terrible day, and everyone forgets Lennier. It's Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 3: The Summoning

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Xhafer:

content warning It makes sense but if you're uncomfortable

Xhafer:

Hello and Who have gotten to know a favorite Babylon.

Xhafer:

Five.

Xhafer:

I'm

Laura:

And I'm Laura.

Xhafer:

to talk about

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Did we ever come up with a name for this bit?

Laura:

I don't know that we did.

Xhafer:

I don't think we did.

Xhafer:

sheet.

Xhafer:

I've just got it

Laura:

Yeah, me too.

Laura:

We need a name.

Xhafer:

we crowdsourced plot

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

very happy

Laura:

I mean, the crowd could suggest another one and that'd be great.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

We're, we're talking about the alignments of the ambassadors today,

Laura:

so we're gonna figure out, like on that scale, the little matrix.

Laura:

Chaotic, neutral, lawful evil, neutral, good.

Laura:

Where do each of our main ambassadors fall?

Laura:

So that's gonna Belen Kar, Lando and Kosh and Kosh Two, or

Laura:

Kosh Point oh as we call him.

Laura:

So, uh,

Xhafer:

like even like when

Laura:

yeah.

Laura:

Yeah, he's, he's definitely unique.

Laura:

So I'm very curious.

Laura:

I, when I sat down to actually do this, I felt like it was kind of hard.

Laura:

I think it felt like it was hard with our command staff too.

Laura:

Um, but I'm curious to see what you think.

Laura:

And then I actually have a little, like a cheat sheet for myself

Laura:

that helped me figure out some of these that were harder for me.

Laura:

Who do you wanna start with?

Xhafer:

I will say, except for

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Yeah, I definitely had trouble with that, with at least two of them.

Laura:

Uh, so tell me what your thoughts are.

Xhafer:

probably

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

I could see that cuz I definitely pegged her as lawful Good.

Laura:

And just did not, did not ha think about changes or anything, but I, I see

Laura:

where you're coming from On, on neutral.

Laura:

Good.

Laura:

Why don't you elaborate a little bit?

Xhafer:

uh, you know, she does break

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

That's true.

Xhafer:

does choose to ignore a handful

Xhafer:

the greater good of the universe really is

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

She's kind of playing by her own internal laws and not necessarily

Laura:

the societal laws around her.

Xhafer:

Yes.

Xhafer:

And why I think that would

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Literally.

Xhafer:

Yeah, it's one thing Joe Not, not to bring up any specific examples

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

the president de facto

Laura:

Mm.

Xhafer:

And that's kind of where I skewed in here Now.

Xhafer:

Luckily, she's taking it on the good

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

She's not a.

Laura:

Yes.

Laura:

Yes.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

There's a lot of them out there, though.

Laura:

It is even more than just the one you're alluding to.

Laura:

Sure.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

I, I think de Lens's the easiest of all of them to peg, right?

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

So what about, uh, Kar, how do you feel about him?

Xhafer:

I

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Can do.

Xhafer:

I think

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

I definitely pegged JA car, chaotic, neutral.

Xhafer:

chaotic,

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Yeah, I, I, Wrote chaotic, neutral for Jaar.

Laura:

And I was thinking about him just, I don't know, I guess up to the point we're at.

Laura:

But he has kind of taken his good turn already, hasn't he?

Laura:

Like,

Laura:

yes.

Laura:

Yes.

Laura:

That was a big, motivator of change.

Laura:

DeLanda was the one I had the hardest time with.

Laura:

So I'm sitting there like thinking about Londo and I was like, is Londo evil?

Laura:

Like, I don't wanna think he's evil, but he's done some pretty evil things.

Xhafer:

think Alando

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

No matter how not

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

So the, you said true neutral is where he started,

Xhafer:

lawful,

Xhafer:

neutral.

Xhafer:

I, I, I think

Laura:

neutral.

Xhafer:

lawful what

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

Not necessarily his personal code of

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

and this is

Laura:

Right.

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

at the very least, it's accepted

Laura:

yeah, that's true.

Laura:

So then he goes to lawful evil.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Uh, and that's where I wound up like, Doing, going in circles

Laura:

in my head like, where is Lando?

Laura:

And I actually like Googled for one of these alignment charts to like, help me.

Laura:

And so this chart that I'm looking at it, the y axis is you go from

Laura:

selfish to selfless on, you know, evil through good, and then the X axis.

Laura:

You're going to from prioritize a structure and tradition to

Laura:

prioritize a change in freedom.

Laura:

So what it says about lawful evil is it says, I put the selfish needs

Laura:

of myself above the needs of others, and we'll take advantage of the

Laura:

rules and traditions of society in order to keep others beneath me.

Laura:

And I was like, well, that's it.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

So I was like that, that's how I'm coming to this, you know?

Laura:

But the thing about it is when we met Londo, he was in that lawful

Laura:

neutral that you were talking about.

Laura:

So we kind of liked him.

Laura:

He was funny.

Xhafer:

Chiari, and you're

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

And I think it's interesting that they brought it in too with the relationship

Laura:

with Londo and Garabaldi and then we get, at this point in the show, Kar

Laura:

like risking his life for Garabaldi.

Laura:

And Garibaldis kind of like an every man in the show, you know, he's

Laura:

the, the every guy, just a, just a everyday Joe doing his security job.

Laura:

And, he's doing the thing that we are doing at the same time as he's, he

Laura:

sours on lawn and, he lifts up with Kar.

Laura:

So, man, it was tough.

Laura:

It was tough to accept that.

Laura:

I was like, man, he is evil.

Laura:

He's He's evil.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

What about the S?

Xhafer:

I think outwardly chaotic

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

it's tough to say because chaotic.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Right.

Xhafer:

but they also are entirely

Laura:

Yeah, it,

Laura:

it's a whole bunch of rules we don't understand, but

Laura:

they're following their rules.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

So I kind of pegged.

Laura:

I don't know.

Laura:

I kind of pegged the original Kosh maybe as true, neutral, just kind of

Xhafer:

I think

Laura:

You think he's good?

Xhafer:

I think he Cares

Laura:

Uh, yeah.

Xhafer:

aliens in general, like he does, he actually cares

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

I could pay him as neutral.

Laura:

Good.

Laura:

Especially, I'm reading my chart and it says, uh, for neutral good.

Laura:

Whether I break or follow the rules is inconsequential.

Laura:

What matters most is being selfless in protecting the wellbeing of

Laura:

others, because Kosh definitely broke the rules to, uh, help Sheridan.

Laura:

At one point and then, you know, left a piece of himself with

Laura:

Sheridan to like save him, so,

Xhafer:

And given reaction

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

I agree.

Laura:

I agree.

Laura:

Okay, so I, I'm gonna go with neutral.

Laura:

Good.

Laura:

I'm changing my opinion of Kosh original Kosh.

Laura:

about Kosh Point Oh.

Xhafer:

It's hard to say.

Laura:

Yeah,

Laura:

the the purple suit and the red eye are definitely supposed to

Laura:

make us think he's evil, right?

Xhafer:

Yeah, Yeah, for We're supposed to

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

like his actions

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

and not

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

I mean, being a

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

does that make you evil?

Xhafer:

I'd say if of the in acting percent yes.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

But again operating on an entirely way anyone comprehend,

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

also FRA

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

I, I put him as because I don't And to act, not necessarily but definitely

Laura:

Right.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

that kind of

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

That makes me It's definitely a form of selfishness

Xhafer:

given galactic, gathering

Laura:

Yeah, I, I've got him as lawful neutral, just under that assumption that

Laura:

he is operating under the rules and laws of VO on society that we don't understand.

Laura:

Um, but yeah, neutral.

Laura:

I was like, I don't know.

Laura:

I don't, he's, he's definitely coded as evil, but hard to say.

Laura:

I think we figured those guys out.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Spoilers for the end.

Xhafer:

summoning.

Xhafer:

Are you ready for a fact

Laura:

I always love a fact that's gonna blow my mind.

Xhafer:

the gathering actually all cast

Laura:

Wow.

Laura:

We got them all together for this one.

Laura:

Huh?

Laura:

Didn't have any scheduled conflicts.

Laura:

Wow.

Laura:

Neat.

Laura:

I mean, it's a, it's a big cast.

Xhafer:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

I did not check this at all, but I read it on mid-winter

Xhafer:

and if it's on Lurkers guide, it's

Xhafer:

fact cuz someone

Laura:

would've complained

Laura:

already.

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

would've Um, actually that

Xhafer:

I, I trust

Laura:

yeah, yeah.

Xhafer:

we have Swaths

Xhafer:

this checks Andreas would

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Makes sense.

Laura:

When you're watching this episode, you're watching on Voodoo, right?

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

So I noticed on, we're watching on Apple, or we bought it on, you

Laura:

know, through iTunes or whatever.

Laura:

the audio at the beginning of this episode, the audio and a little

Laura:

bit of the video was terrible.

Laura:

Did you have that same feeling?

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

I don't know what's going on over at Apple,

Xhafer:

Everyone

Laura:

maybe.

Laura:

Yeah, that's one of those, uh, really popular shows I have not picked up, so

Xhafer:

I haven't I haven't you wanna watch afterwards,

Xhafer:

it is

Laura:

So I probably

Laura:

need that one right now.

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

especially if you got Apple already paying for

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Noted.

Xhafer:

We open up she doesn't need a translator She's got

Laura:

I also wrote Duo Lingo in my notes.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah, she does.

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Up until a point.

Xhafer:

Yeah, they listen and just like, well, I'll tag along just in case.

Xhafer:

And Ivanova, I think

Xhafer:

is learning Imari to not have Marcus tag along.

Xhafer:

That's

Xhafer:

like the vibe

Xhafer:

just like, no, don't, don't And it's No, you?

Laura:

that's definitely it.

Laura:

She did not want to have to have Mar lean on Marcus at all, and

Laura:

uh, she's been trying not to.

Laura:

Hmm.

Laura:

I gotta do a little bit more duo lingo, I guess.

Laura:

Not quite there.

Laura:

I thought it was funny in this scene at the end, Dylan tells Marcus that

Laura:

anyone who laughs has to answer to her.

Laura:

I have a hard time picturing the mbar laughing about this.

Xhafer:

Well, I think knowing five

Laura:

Hmm.

Xhafer:

on its way if you uh, they talk about different apparently

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

they probably

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

the language might actually accidents, especially you think about

Xhafer:

what she's doing, she's probably saying

Xhafer:

rather

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

So it probably would actually

Xhafer:

knowing how

Xhafer:

comedy

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

We just don't see them laugh much.

Laura:

We don't, I guess, toss out puns all the time on this show.

Laura:

I had a hard time picturing it.

Laura:

I was like, They're a little too Vulcan for that, right?

Laura:

They're gonna be respectful, but okay.

Laura:

Maybe over on Centara Prime, Lando and Veer encountered Kar being,

Laura:

humiliated in the throne room.

Laura:

Oh, I hope they don't have these hats.

Xhafer:

Uh, I mean, the missing

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

still did not, is not good.

Xhafer:

Did not feel

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Big props to the costumer who put together this jesters hat.

Laura:

It, has a nice level of sinister to it with the little spiky things on it.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

after

Laura:

I said the same thing.

Laura:

I was like, man, he's, he's not even, you know, if you wanna use a one of

Laura:

those stupid incel terms, he's not even like friend zoned, he's not in

Laura:

a zone, he's not even acknowledged.

Laura:

She lists off everybody else.

Xhafer:

can't go

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

daily and just like everyone I hold dear is she lists like Garabaldi.

Xhafer:

We've never seen them have a conversation,

Laura:

yeah, yeah.

Xhafer:

Lanier, fuck

Xhafer:

that guy.

Laura:

I guess for that matter,

Laura:

She doesn't have any positive associations with Franklin either then, cuz

Laura:

Franklin's definitely on the station.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

Marcus

Xhafer:

yeah, this conversation

Laura:

I mean, like everything out of Marcus's mouth is a little flirtatious.

Laura:

But he's put, he lays it on extra thick with Iva.

Laura:

Truly, yes.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

He has an agenda.

Laura:

I'm not, I'm not against it.

Laura:

I love the big flirt energy.

Laura:

Go for it.

Laura:

My dude, uh, in the war room, Zach tells Dalen that they've found a

Laura:

lead on where Garibaldi might be, but also Kar is missing, so I can do

Laura:

one thing, but not the other thing.

Laura:

And Dalen sends him after Aldi.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

We're just gonna have to hope Kar is okay by himself.

Laura:

I feel kind of bad because it seems like this is the second time that Dalen, I

Laura:

don't wanna say betrays, but certainly doesn't do anything for Kar, right?

Laura:

She kind of left the Narn hanging.

Laura:

Earlier and now she's like, well, we just gotta hope Ja car's.

Laura:

Okay, go get Mr.

Laura:

Garabaldi, Zach.

Laura:

which to be fair, that's what Zach wants to do.

Laura:

Zach doesn't wanna go get Jaar.

Laura:

Of kinda makes me feel bad for Jaar thoughts and prayers.

Xhafer:

cut

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

In the Garden of Betrayal,

Xhafer:

and I just gotta pain technicians.

Xhafer:

your job but workers' rights.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

yeah,

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

man, I wish your job didn't exist, but I'm glad you

Xhafer:

guys at least got together and your

Xhafer:

job's

Laura:

Make sure that you get, you know, those benefits for that mental health

Laura:

coverage you're probably gonna need, yeah.

Laura:

And of course, work related injuries.

Laura:

I mean, yeah, it's very serious.

Xhafer:

I don't know if you've got the episode but at nine minutes and 45

Xhafer:

he like throws a bloody towel to his aid and lands on his face right past.

Xhafer:

the way his eyes roll

Xhafer:

reality.

Laura:

It's like, I can't believe I'm here.

Laura:

This is my job.

Laura:

Uh, I was very impressed with Cartage ability to keep that white

Laura:

coat, white outfit un bloodied when his hands are so bloody.

Laura:

And you know what that is?

Laura:

That's the customer going, I can't make another one of these.

Laura:

Y'all can't ruin it.

Laura:

Keep it on the hands.

Xhafer:

going to die.

Xhafer:

Zack and

Xhafer:

running

Laura:

yeah,

Xhafer:

What's

Xhafer:

happening

Xhafer:

it's

Laura:

yeah.

Laura:

I mean, it's not an Earth Station

Laura:

anymore.

Xhafer:

the Rangers, so I guess she's like technically a

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

ki not even really a visiting general, like

Xhafer:

it's just,

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Would we just

Laura:

give control of our military force on an island to a visiting?

Laura:

I don't, I don't know.

Laura:

Uh, it's, it's

Xhafer:

it's allies.

Xhafer:

military force that protects Babylon five.

Xhafer:

So is she really a visiting general?

Xhafer:

just the general?

Laura:

Yeah, I don't know.

Laura:

It's all very, very

Laura:

murky.

Xhafer:

Anyway, she goes to

Laura:

Lee's also.

Laura:

Like very abused here.

Laura:

And this is the first, well, I think we've seen signs of it, but this is

Laura:

like her first confirmation that the new VLAN ambassador is an abusive jerk.

Laura:

Uh, he's made her get rid of all of her things.

Laura:

I feel like that's a classic abuser tactic, right?

Laura:

She's only allowed to have a bed and only because she needs to sleep or

Laura:

she will die if she doesn't sleep.

Laura:

So he needs her alive.

Laura:

She can have the bed, but yeah,

Xhafer:

Zach is the ship

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Soran wrapped to a table as we find out.

Laura:

How big is this pod too?

Laura:

Like usually when you see pod life, life pods depicted in sci-fi,

Laura:

they're like little tiny things.

Laura:

This one is big enough for a table that you can soran wrap a whole guy to.

Laura:

Very strange.

Laura:

Zach, you can.

Laura:

Yeah, and you could tell Zach feels it is off.

Laura:

This whole thing is off.

Laura:

Do they find Garabaldi this way?

Laura:

Saran wrapped to the table, yeah.

Xhafer:

him next.

Laura:

True.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

We do see his eyes flash open as he's on the table as a computer

Laura:

voice speaks to him, so, Hmm.

Xhafer:

Weta tries to

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

haven't done

Laura:

The um, like.

Laura:

Sexual abuse vibes in the scene are very strong as, uh, it opens up with Yeah.

Laura:

And it opens up with him, you know, she carries Kosh around right.

Laura:

And he goes back into his counter suit and she tells him,

Laura:

you hurt me as you came out.

Laura:

And it's like, oh man, that's

Xhafer:

Yeah,

Laura:

pretty vivid right

Laura:

there.

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

I, I needed

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

so

Laura:

it's icky.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

And it's, it's just enough that if you're not thinking about

Laura:

it, you might pass over it.

Laura:

But, uh, it's unpleasant to think about this, especially if you

Laura:

think of e Eli's relationships with the kashas as relationships like.

Laura:

Because she like is carrying their self, their spirit,

Laura:

something around in her body.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

And she's had kind of this religious experience going to the VO space

Laura:

and being turned into their little, their little tool, I guess.

Laura:

I don't know how to say it.

Laura:

Uh, yeah, it's really gross the way that KO 0.0 treats her in a lot of levels.

Laura:

So, and, and she also asked for just basic respect and he says, no.

Laura:

He says, why do you think you deserve respect?

Laura:

Oh, oh, it's terrible.

Laura:

It's terrible.

Xhafer:

pride,

Xhafer:

get it

Xhafer:

going around preaching the sacrifices

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

he puts up a

Xhafer:

previous

Laura:

I felt the same way.

Laura:

I was like, this is interesting

Laura:

that he's holding onto this, but I guess maybe like it's this last thing and we've

Laura:

gotta see him give up his last thing.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

He's like, just let me have this one piece.

Xhafer:

there might be a, bit of

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

captured

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah,

Xhafer:

I, I, I,

Laura:

in a very

Laura:

triggering situation.

Xhafer:

he says

Laura:

Yeah, this conversation got extremely personal.

Laura:

I just can't believe it.

Laura:

I just can't.

Laura:

I mean, maybe depending on what age he was when he went to the Rangers, perhaps.

Laura:

I don't think

Xhafer:

gotta imagine

Laura:

specifically.

Xhafer:

I mean,

Laura:

May.

Laura:

Maybe it's

Laura:

that maybe he went to the Rangers really young, but I was like, look at his face.

Laura:

Just look at him.

Xhafer:

I mean, I feel like I have accidentally

Xhafer:

like

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

I feel like that's happened to me, and I feel like it would've happened to

Xhafer:

him

Laura:

I mean, yeah, look at him.

Laura:

I don't know.

Laura:

I just, that was, that was a bit of a leap for me.

Laura:

I was like, I need a more of a timeline of how old he is when he went to school.

Laura:

Like, gotta make me believe it.

Laura:

Jay Mihael.

Laura:

Sru Zinsky.

Laura:

I don't.

Xhafer:

doing his own only joined

Laura:

Right.

Laura:

And it's like, okay, well when, how old was your brother?

Laura:

How old were you?

Laura:

Like,

Xhafer:

how long is

Laura:

yeah, it seems like it's gotta be a while if you have to learn menari and then

Laura:

to be a badass martial arts fighter and

Laura:

zen.

Xhafer:

kind of

Xhafer:

and war starts to pick up,

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

And you're a ranger.

Laura:

And you're a ranger.

Laura:

And you are a ranger.

Laura:

Anyways, they encounter a strange pocket in hyperspace and it's only detectable

Laura:

because of the ship's rolon technology that has been incorporated into it.

Laura:

And surprise.

Laura:

It's a big pocket full of ORs.

Xhafer:

massive capital

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

And I think they tell us there's more than one, but we see one in our cgi.

Xhafer:

and I don't remember if it's this episode or

Laura:

I think it's the next Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah, yeah,

Xhafer:

yeah, we come back to He says he doesn't.

Xhafer:

I'm not saying he's but he has a

Xhafer:

How much

Laura:

yeah.

Laura:

Right.

Laura:

Is this

Laura:

just sort of happening in his subconscious, or is he actually

Laura:

remembering it when he is having these like nightmares and then.

Laura:

Flashes in his, uh, waking hours.

Laura:

Um

Xhafer:

By the way, there's some unknown ship heading straight for Babel on five.

Xhafer:

You might wanna

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

He's like, we saw it on some sensors.

Laura:

I

Xhafer:

Craziest

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Daly doesn't seem to make much of this.

Laura:

Like, we don't get really a reaction from her.

Laura:

Uh, but you know, we got big fridge to fry.

Laura:

We're trying to put together a fleet.

Laura:

We got one little ship coming.

Laura:

What, how bad could it be?

Xhafer:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

fleet is gathering here, so maybe, maybe you're not as

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Maybe this one's just like, oh, I heard there was a fleet.

Laura:

I'm going to be a fleet.

Xhafer:

right?

Xhafer:

Yeah,

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

Yeah,

Laura:

The, the Beki ambassador says too, that, you know, like I,

Laura:

I wanted to stay out of it.

Laura:

They wouldn't tell me anything.

Laura:

But these, uh, other races that.

Laura:

Don't want to go get killed are also going to be protesting you soon.

Laura:

I don't know when I don't know what's going on, they wouldn't tell me.

Laura:

But you might wanna look, you might wanna, I think he, he wants

Laura:

her to stop them and she's like, no, I'm not going to stop them.

Laura:

Free speech.

Laura:

Um, but I will go also exercise my own free speech.

Laura:

So it's the flip side of the coin.

Laura:

Yeah, he's gonna be whipped to death.

Laura:

Carta, he's got a serious, uh, dungeon going on, I guess.

Xhafer:

Lando

Laura:

Oh yeah, I remember that.

Xhafer:

vere looks

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Veer sweet baby.

Laura:

Fear.

Laura:

He's not built for this.

Xhafer:

lash

Xhafer:

setting we're

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

He, uh, he realizes that he's no good to anybody dead, especially

Laura:

not the entire Narn home world.

Xhafer:

it has command

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Which freaks everybody out.

Xhafer:

As it

Laura:

all the security.

Laura:

Yes, it definitely

Laura:

should.

Xhafer:

Wouldn't those be like Sheridan's command codes?

Xhafer:

Like

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

wouldn't it be

Xhafer:

like, the captain's codes.

Xhafer:

that

Laura:

We're not all sharing a code, right.

Laura:

Like

Xhafer:

please,

Laura:

that.

Laura:

We've ta

Laura:

we talk about password security a lot on this show.

Xhafer:

For being a non-IT podcast,

Xhafer:

he manages

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

I feel like it's

Laura:

bad, bad password security if we all have the same command code.

Xhafer:

like peekaboo and it just lets him dock.

Xhafer:

It's like, oh, scare of bald these's

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

It should have been clear at this point.

Laura:

Who's it coming, but

Xhafer:

mean, I get

Laura:

Oh yes.

Laura:

And they're definitely hype in the drama here because we get like cuts between this

Laura:

escalating protest and the crowd getting aggressive toward Dylan and linear.

Laura:

And then like the dramatic reveal of who's coming off the spaceship.

Laura:

It's played very well.

Xhafer:

do manage to tell everyone the secret plan

Laura:

The draws haven't been exactly coded as a intelligent,

Laura:

like super intelligent race.

Laura:

Right.

Xhafer:

mean, can you imagine 2nd, bitching about D-Day about to happen.

Laura:

Yeah, especially if you have the internet at that time, which we didn't,

Xhafer:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

Right.

Laura:

but yeah, that'd be a problem.

Xhafer:

is gathering around space

Xhafer:

clearly see

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

getting everyone riled up to join

Laura:

I just wanna point out that on the third episode, he arose from the dead.

Laura:

The Jesus parallels are strong, my friends.

Xhafer:

I actually have a whole conversation

Laura:

Yeah, there's an another one that's a good spot to put it, so I, I'm

Laura:

sure we're on the same vibe, so, okay.

Xhafer:

together

Xhafer:

and the shadows are dicks.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Surprise.

Laura:

It's all

Laura:

bad.

Laura:

This whole time.

Laura:

Garabaldi cannot stop side eyeing Lorian.

Laura:

He is not cool with this guy.

Laura:

And I do feel a little bit like we probably should have

Laura:

interrogated Sheridan's return a little bit more everybody

Xhafer:

I

Laura:

we do

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

it ties into

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

I just was like, We know that Anna Sheridan came back from Zha Doom altered.

Laura:

We know that Morden has been on and off Zha doom and is theoretically altered,

Laura:

like why do we immediately trust Sheridan

Laura:

and Garibaldi doesn't?

Xhafer:

yeah, I have to imagine that Sheridan

Laura:

Yeah, I would've liked to see that addressed.

Xhafer:

a little lip service paid to

Laura:

I think that's in the next episode.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

So they do kind of like, eh,

Xhafer:

feels like

Laura:

Yeah, they blend seamless.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

and

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer:

Lanier again,

Laura:

I know, right?

Laura:

And he's the one who got them outta

Laura:

there.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

Nobody listens to poor linear.

Laura:

Nobody cares about Lanier.

Xhafer:

is actually a death fucking Everyone's gonna die to credits.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

What a, what a uplifting note to end this episode on.

Laura:

I think it's real good.

Laura:

Uh, I would give it, I think I'm gonna give a four cuz I like it a lot, but I,

Laura:

I feel like we've still got room to grow.

Xhafer:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

I, sat this one at

Laura:

Okay.

Laura:

Yeah.

Xhafer:

it feels better than a three, but not

Laura:

Okay.

Xhafer:

But I don't have any

Laura:

I'm, uh, I'm always down for car.

Laura:

Taja being crazy.

Laura:

He's crazy and he's really amping it up in this episode.

Laura:

It gets even better in the next episode, I really enjoy the, like,

Laura:

dramatic cuts that we get and even the silly Jesus metaphor, it all,

Laura:

uh, it all hits real good for me.

Laura:

So this is a four episode for me,

Xhafer:

again in a next week.

Xhafer:

episode

Xhafer:

falling

Laura:

Mm.

Laura:

That's a lot.

Xhafer:

It's a lot you know, when I read this, Sheridan has a surprise for

Xhafer:

That's one way I got things to say about that and you know, who else will have

Xhafer:

Our guest week, Ben's

Laura:

Yay.

Laura:

I'm so

Laura:

excited.

Xhafer:

I'm super excited.

Xhafer:

Ben and I will launching our new podcast the day be talking about that

Xhafer:

But before

Laura:

Great.

Xhafer:

I've got

Laura:

Do tell

Xhafer:

Everyone else on Jeremy Siegel, friend The Friend has been accepted,

Xhafer:

so let me say even more so than normal.

Xhafer:

Thank you Jeremy for our lovely You can find more of two.bandcamp.com, and also

Xhafer:

May album just dropped.

Laura:

it did.

Laura:

Mm-hmm.

Laura:

I saw it dropped.

Laura:

last night.

Laura:

Fantastic.

Laura:

Also, thank you to Angry Duck Time Machine on Instagram for our podcast artwork.

Laura:

Yes.

Laura:

And thank you so much, because I know it was hard this week.

Laura:

Yeah.

Laura:

And thank you to Yeah.

Xhafer:

everyone.

Laura:

Yeah, I was gonna say thank you for listening.

Xhafer:

appreciate it.

Xhafer:

their

Laura:

All right.

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Who Are You?
A Babylon 5 Watchcast
Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.