April Fools Episode 2 - You Are Who
Welcome to You Are Who, a reasonably well-done Dr. Who watchcast hosted by two chaos gremlins hellbent on destroying the spacetime continuum. In this week's episode, Beth who-splains the audience while poking the schism. Victor declares no one is too straight for David Tennant.
Transcript
Hello and welcome to RU Who this is a reasonably well done sci-fi watch
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:cast, hosted by two chaos gremlins who
have hijacked the network this week.
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:I'm Victor
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:Beth: I'm Beth,
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:Victor: and, uh, we have
got no adult supervision.
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:We are taking over this podcast.
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:Beth: the adults are gone.
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:Time to light fire, light to everything.
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:Victor: You, uh, you may know Beth
from uh, such amazing podcasts such as
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:Cool Girls, don't Look at Explosions.
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:The best podcast on the internet hosted
by Cool Girl Girls that are in fact cool.
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:We
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:Beth: It's very unhinged, so,
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:Victor: Awesome.
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:uh, this week we are going
to be continuing our Dr.
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:Who watch cast uh, Beth.
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:Have you ever seen what Dr.
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:Who before?
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:Beth: Oh, yes.
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:I in fact, have dug my giant cardboard
cut out of Captain Jack Harkness
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:out of storage for this very moment.
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:Victor: you now?
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:Oh my God, that is a sexy
cardboard cut out there.
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:Beth: that's him.
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:Victor: does captain, is Captain
Jack wearing a Burger King hat?
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:Beth: He is
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:anyone who's ever slept over
at my house uh, has in fact
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:been scared to death by him.
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:Maybe by design.
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:I will not reveal my secrets.
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:Victor: Oh.
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:Oh.
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:What do you do?
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:You, do You plan 'em like a, like a trap.
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:Beth: oh yeah.
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:Victor: That's awesome.
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:Beth: Then, you know, I wait for the, oh,
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:and then I have a TARDIS mug as well.
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:Victor: Oh, sweet.
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:That's a cute mug.
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:Beth: big, thank you.
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:Victor: Yeah, I remember I was
a big fan of the, of the og Dr.
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:Who back when I was a little kid
and too, too young to understand
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:half of the, the British dry humor.
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:But I was kind of raised
on British dry humor.
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:Like I was a big fan of Red Dwarf and but,
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:uh, I think the only doctor I knew
when I was younger was the famous Tom.
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:Was it Tom Baker?
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:Was the one
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:Beth: Yes,
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:Victor: with the, Jelly
Bellies and the scarf.
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:Okay.
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:Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:He was the one I I I knew the most.
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:Oh, man.
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:Memory lane.
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:Well, of memory lane uh, before we get
started, I have got a fun little game
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:that I have prepared for you, Beth,
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:Beth: Okay.
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:Oh, no.
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:Victor: is, yeah, yeah.
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:Get that anxiety flowing.
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:It's a no.
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:This is a hundred percent original game
that I have stolen from another podcast.
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:This is called, this is
called Quickfire Questions.
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:Now, the only rule for this game
is you're not allowed to think.
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:Do you think you can handle that, Beth?
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:Beth: Oh,
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:let me think about it.
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:Victor: Yeah.
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:Beth: Ha.
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:Victor: So I'm gonna fire off a bunch
of questions and you just have to
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:spit out the first thing that comes
to your, to your, to your mind.
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:You're, no, no.
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:Thinking aloud.
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:Thinking is cheating.
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:Are you ready?
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:Beth: Yes.
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:Victor: All right.
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:I'm gonna give you to the
count of three uh, three.
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:Which Disney character would you like
to back you up in a street fight.
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:Beth: Mulan
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:Victor: Next question.
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:What tv or movie Muppet
would you want as a roommate?
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:Beth: Animal.
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:Victor: Name your favorite fictional
food or drink from a movie or TV series?
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:Thinking too much, thinking too much.
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:What's
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:Beth: Deaf beer.
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:Victor: the period?
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:Yes.
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:In general what trait would you like
to ask for from the Wizard of Oz?
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:Beth: Chillness
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:Victor: Chill
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:name a snack food that would make a
great name for an eighties new wave band.
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:Beth: Takis
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:Victor: Uh,
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:what sci-fi or fantasy TV series would
you like to see turned into a hole
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:at your local miniature golf course?
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:Beth: battle Circle Galactica
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:Victor: That's, that's a good one.
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:Uh, What's your favorite evil
fictional corporation from film or tv?
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:Beth: umbrella.
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:Core.
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:Victor: Name a city with a weird name.
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:Beth: Yep.
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:Ypsilanti.
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:We also have a dick water tower.
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:We are like, seriously?
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:Look up the Ypsilanti water tower.
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:It is sh Yeah.
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:It's shaped like a penis.
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:Victor: Oh, nice.
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:Aren't old water towers?
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:I, well,
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:Beth: No, this one's
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:Victor: This one is,
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:Beth: famously.
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:Victor: lic?
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:Beth: This one is like,
oh shit, that's a dick.
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:Like,
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:Victor: Oh, nice.
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:Oh shit.
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:That's
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:Dick.
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:What's the, what's your favorite way that
Sean Bean has died in a movie or TV show?
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:Beth: All arrows, bro.
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:Lord, to the rings.
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:Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:Victor: is your favorite one
hit wonder from the nineties?
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:Beth: Barbie girl,
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:Victor: Oh, if you had a team
of professional costumers and an
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:unlimited budget, what cosplay
would you wear to Comic Con
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:Beth: princess Manchi,
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:Victor: Pinch.
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:Okay, cool.
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:name two deceased musicians
that you'd want to spend the
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:day at an amusement park with.
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:Beth: Jim Morrison and prince.
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:Victor: Oh, nice.
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:Beth: Mostly.
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:I just wanna see them interact, I think.
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:Victor: Name something and it
smells exactly like it looks.
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:Beth: Cotton candy.
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:Victor: That's a very, PG or
GE rated I was not expecting.
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:Good job.
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:Okay.
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:Um, finally, what condiment could you not
live without for the rest of your life?
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:Beth: Hot sauce.
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:Victor: Hot sauce.
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:Wow.
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:I was expecting your, your
Midwest to come out and say ranch,
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:because that's totally mine.
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:I,
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:Beth: Yeah.
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:We have a whole hot sauce shelf
because when we moved in together,
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:like everybody's hot sauce came with,
and so like we just have a shelf
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:Victor: Awesome.
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:Beth: fridge.
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:Victor: Well that was our game.
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:Lemme tally up the points and,
oh, I forgot to keep score.
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:Oh, well you won.
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:Beth: I won.
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:Victor: We'll just say you won.
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:We win.
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:Everyone wins.
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:and uh, with that, that is the last
time anyone is going to win anything
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:because this episode, in this episode,
spoiler alert, everyone loses.
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:Beth: Yeah.
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:This is a bu except for arguably Martha.
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:No, she still
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:Victor: No, she loses.
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:Everyone loses.
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:Beth: everyone loses.
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:Victor: And uh, yeah, in case
we haven't mentioned it already
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:today, we are doing Doctor who of
the renewed season, season three.
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:But it's technically like
season 65 or something.
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:Lemme
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:see.
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:Um,
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:Beth: Although, in truth, my
first doctor was the ninth doctor.
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:It was
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:Steven uh, Kelson.
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:Yeah, because I was like a teenager.
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:I, I was, I think, I don't
know, maybe a freshman in high
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:school, maybe in middle school.
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:I think when I saw the
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:Victor: Because it was like 2003, 2004
when the, when the doctor who reboot,
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:Beth: Yes.
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:So seventh or eighth grade?
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:Yeah.
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:Victor: Okay, cool.
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:Did you ever see the um.
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:The 1996 Dr.
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:Who movie, it was a direct to TV movie.
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:Beth: No.
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:Victor: It's hard to find.
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:I got a copy off of eBay a few years
back and it turned out it was a, it
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:was a bootleg rip from the thing.
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:'cause it had the, uh, it had that
obvious like, sticker on A-A-D-V-D-R
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:on it when it came in the mail.
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:But it was a good quality.
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:Uh, it was a It was a good quality rip,
but it was actually, it was really good.
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:Like it was a surprisingly good movie.
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:And it, it got it.
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:It's crazy because now we, we, we are
familiar with this new modern era of Dr.
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:Who where, but in that movie, in the,
the:
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:a lot of the, the Ian fandom back then.
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:Because it was the first time the,
the doctor ever had a romantic
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:interaction with his companion.
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:Like prior to that he was kind of like,
um, you know, asexual oblivious almost.
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:Isn't that right, Daisy?
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:Thank you.
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:Uh, Listeners at home can't
see, but my dog is just
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:assaulting the camera right now.
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:She is just a baby, but she's massive.
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:Anyway.
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:Beth: perfect.
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:Victor: Thank you.
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:But it's funny because he just, they
just ripped that bandaid right off.
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:Like, if I'm remembering correctly, in
that, in that movie, the doctor, well
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:first off, they did, they pulled a, a new
and and hicks with the previous doctor
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:and didn't even give him a proper sendoff.
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:He just got shot for no reason.
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:Died and, and regenerated.
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:Yeah, I, I'm surprised they even
bothered to bring the actor in.
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:I think it was Sylvester McCoy was the
seventh doctor at the time, and then
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:they bring in, he got shot within like
the first five minutes of the movie.
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:Beth: Jesus.
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:Victor: then he regenerates and then when
he meets his companion, he just like,
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:he just ripped that bandaid right off.
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:He just grabbed her and kissed her.
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:Right there was like, wow.
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:Okay.
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:Beth: The way that Captain Jack
Harkness wishes David Tenet
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:Victor: Yeah, it would do to him.
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:Beth: like do to him.
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:Yeah.
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:Victor: Yeah.
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:I think we all wish David Tenant
would do that to us though.
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:So I,
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:Beth: we fucking do.
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:Victor: yeah, I mean, I'm,
I'm, I, you know, you know.
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:Now hold your dick pics
out there audience.
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:I am.
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:I am straight, but I'm just
saying nobody is that straight.
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:Okay.
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:That's a beautiful man.
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:So.
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:Beth: He's a beautiful man and
he's Scottish and he's weird.
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:Like, come on the trifecta.
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:Victor: Speaking of
trifectas uh, we get, we
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:Beth: yes.
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:Victor: in media vortex
with our trifecta of, Dr.
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:Who Crew come right through
the, right through a portal
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:right into downtown London.
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:Beth: because this is part
two of a three parter.
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:Victor: which they have a brief flashback
to the previous episode, and it, it looked
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:like they were being swarmed by zombies.
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:Beth: it's pretty wild that Yeah, it's
like, it, it's set in the year 3 trillion,
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:Victor: Oh, okay.
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:Beth: 'cause Jair was watching it and
I was being a smart ass next to him.
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:Um, but yeah, it's in
uh, the year 3 trillion.
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:Everything's a mess and
people are getting eaten.
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:Victor: You know, there is a really
good YouTube channel called I
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:think it's called Isaac Arthur.
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:I, I might be wrong about that, but it's
a, he's a, he's a big science man and
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:he talks about smart stuff and I like to
brag about how I watch it and understand
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:like maybe 30% of what he's talking about.
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:But one of his favorite, my
favorite specials I did was called
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:civilizations at the end of Time.
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:And it's about what the year, you know,
3 trillion or even beyond that could
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:possibly be like if humans or some
other intelligent civilization could
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:even possibly survive for that long.
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:And lemme say it is metal as
fuck, like quite literally
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:because there's a theory if, um.
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:Now, now as the science people in the
audience, I'm sure they're going to hit,
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:hit us, hit me up on the discord and
point out everything I'm saying wrong.
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:But if the theory is, if, if protons
don't decay, then at the end of time
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:all the stars in the universe are
gonna turn into giant balls of iron.
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:Man, that's cool as fuck, dude.
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:Just big ass ball.
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:Literally metal balls
just hanging out in space.
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:Like that's going to, that's crazy
thing about, that's the end of our
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:universe is big ass metal balls.
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:That's it.
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:Beth: Big ass metal balls.
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:Speaking of big ass metal balls
our trifecta flies into a big
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:ass metal trash can with truly
the prettiest colored graffiti.
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:Um,
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:Victor: yeah, everything
in London looks so clean.
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:Beth: I know.
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:And there are, Saxon is our man
signs everywhere on the wall.
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:Victor: yeah, that's when
they realized that the voting
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:public has elected a madman.
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:Beth: Yes.
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:Victor: as we've learned that uh, you
know, people don't always vote in their
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:best interests, apparently, just not,
not just in our local, in the us but
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:apparently over across the pond as well.
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:Over in the great British empire.
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:Uh, The master then taunts.
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:The doctor says, you know what this
country really needs is a doctor.
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:I'm not doing that accent right.
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:Am I?
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:That was,
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:Beth: I mean, you know, it was close.
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:It was only like, it was
only like 75% cringe.
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:So I feel like that's pretty good.
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:Victor: Well, you know what's crazy
is I recently, last year I took
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:one of those DNA tests and I don't
have one majority of anything.
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:My highest percentage of anything
is I have 29% indigenous Mexican.
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:And then the next highest percentage
of anything is some 20% Scottish.
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:And I think that's cool as shit.
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:I'm not
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:sure what to do with that info.
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:I want to like, like I, I, I know
barely shit about Scottish culture,
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:but I wanna learn now I want to,
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:Beth: It's, it's pretty fucking metal.
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:Honestly.
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:It is very
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:Victor: and throw trees.
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:'cause I, that's all I know.
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:They're like, they drink
and they throw trees.
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:Is that right?
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:You know,
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:Like, I'm asking you 'cause
you probably know more about my
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:I do.
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:Beth: just 'cause I'm pale does not mean
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:I
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:Victor: that's what you guys
do on the weekends, right?
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:You just, you, you drink pints and
you throw trees in your backyard.
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:I'm just guessing this
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:Beth: um, actually I really, really,
it's called the caver toss, and I
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:do in fact, really wanna do that.
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:So I'm, in fact,
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:Victor: nailed it.
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:Beth: I'm in fact working with
a friend of mine to come up with
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:a lifting to be able to do that.
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:But, um, no, I'm like half
Maltese and half whatever.
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:My dad is pasty white guy.
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:Victor: Basically, yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:That's, that's my father's side of
the family as well, is the paste.
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:Pasty white guy.
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:Anyway.
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:So.
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:what happens next?
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:So
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:then we go to the opening credits.
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:Beth: Well before that though,
um, so Martha Jack and baby girl,
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:the 10th doctor is baby girl.
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:I will not be taking any
arguments on this point.
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:Um, so they are sitting down, they're
watching the pri, they're realizing
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:that the master is the prime minister.
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:Um, and the doctor kind of zeroes in on
this unhoused man, um, tapping out this
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:like
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:Victor: tap, tap, tap, tap,
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:tap.
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:Beth: yeah, tap, tap, tap, tap,
pause, tap, tap, tap, tap, pause.
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:Victor: Now, now before I forget,
I, I looked up the trivia for this
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:and the writer Russell t Davies.
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:Um, apparently most fans, including
myself, thought that the tap, tap,
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:tap, tap was supposed to be the
opening to the doctor who theme,
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:Beth: Mm-hmm.
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:Victor: but apparently it's not.
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:Apparently he was inspired by the typical
alarm clock alarm that we get, you know,
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:when it goes off in the morning, the beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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:Apparently that's what
it's supposed to be,
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:Beth: See, and I was thinking
it was like four on the floor.
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:It was just like, you know, ba ba
like your, like typical drumbeat,
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:like, 'cause yeah, I don't know.
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:Victor: yeah, no, no, no.
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:It's, it's, apparently,
it's that annoying.
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:Like, who decided that that annoying
ass beep was going to be the standard
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:thing for all alarm clocks like this.
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:I'm curious about that.
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:Does anyone have a, have a,
a, a, a copyright claim on
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:that annoying beat pattern?
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:Like
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:Beth: Discord do your
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:Victor: Yeah, let us know.
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:Let us know
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:in the comments who's, uh,
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:Beth: But yes,
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:Victor: so,
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:Beth: they discuss someone named
the master who's apparently also
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:a time Lord and has regenerated
and they're looking for
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:him.
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:And then the doctor says he'll know
who the master is when he sees him
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:because time lords just know when
they're in the presence of another time.
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:Lord, kind of how like nerds
always consent another nerd or
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:how I know when cheese is near.
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:Victor: I know.
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:Did you say, I know when cheese is near.
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:Beth: Yes,
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:Victor: Do you have cheese cents?
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:Beth: I have cheese sense,
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:you know.
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:Yes.
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:And then the Prime Minister says that what
the country needs right now is a Doctor
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:Victor: Then we
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:go to credits.
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:So we come back from credits
and the master prepares to go to
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:his very first cabinet meeting.
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:I, I do kinda love the,
the face that he does.
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:I, I want to turn that, like, I'm
surprised that didn't take off as a meme.
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:Like, like, like funny is like this.
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:And he goes, ah, and, and
he goes angry is like this,
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:Beth: Yeah.
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:Victor: like that.
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:I feel like that'd be a good template
for like, that that Jordy meme where
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:the, the pointing and the thing
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:Beth: Yeah.
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:The like.
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:Yeah.
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:That used to be Drake
till he got canceled.
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:Victor: yeah.
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:Beth: But yes, and this is all taking
place in 10 Downing Street, which
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:is like the White House for all our
American listeners, or 24 Sussex
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:for all of our Canadian listeners.
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:Did I
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:Victor: that where it, is?
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:That where the, the, the Palace
of Canada is located in:
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:Beth: That's where Daddy Trudeau lives.
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:Victor: Trudeau.
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:Daddy, daddy Trudeau
gonna hold you to his,
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:Beth: Hey Daddy, Trudeau, can
you please take us away from
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:this country for a little bit,
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:Victor: just cover me in maple syrup.
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:Beth: baby, maybe.
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:Don't do that to me.
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:I don't like sticky.
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:But you can cover Victor in maple syrup.
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:That's fine.
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:Victor: Oh, don't make
a, don't make a joke.
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:Don't make a joke.
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:Okay.
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:Alright.
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:So, so, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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:So the master uh, so he, he's here
in his first cabinet meeting and
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:he's chastising all the politicians
in the room for, for turn coding.
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:As soon as they saw the, the election
swinging his way, they all changed sides,
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:Beth: yes, they're all,
they're all traders.
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:Victor: yeah, they're all traders.
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:But later, later in the episode, we
find out that the master was using his
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:hypnosis waves on everyone, and this is
what they were supposed to do anyway.
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:So he is basically, he's angry for them
doing what he programmed them to do.
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:Beth: because we find out later in
the episode, he is actually qua.
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:Victor: Yeah, I was gonna say, this is
a a, I mean, he's, he's angry and he
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:punishes all of them for doing what he
programmed them to do in the first place.
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:And I'm like, oh, well this
is kind of the basis for a lot
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:of the religions out there, so
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:Beth: Yeah, this got cult.
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:It's got a cult leader
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:sort of vibe.
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:Victor: So then the, uh, he, he just, he
pulls a gas mask from underneath the table
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:Beth: yeah, because that
conveniently stowed.
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:Of course,
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:Victor: Now, let me just say something.
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:If someone, if, if someone, if you
see someone, if I see someone put
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:on a gas mask, I'm just gonna run.
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:Beth: yeah.
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:I'm not
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:gonna sit there and go,
Hey man, what's that
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:Victor: What you, what you doing?
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:Beth: bud
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:Victor: You putting on that gas mask for.
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:Beth: like?
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:No, I'm get the.
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:Victor: Yeah,
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:no, I, I, I remember many, many,
many years ago I was DMing a game.
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:I believe it was Mech Warrior.
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:It was a for, for those listeners
who don't know, probably got a
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:couple of Mech Warrior fans, but it
was a, a, a tabletop RPG style set
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:in the future with giant robots.
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:But anyway, I, I remember I had a, I had
set up a meeting with, I don't know if
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:it was a, as a governor or a mafia boss.
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:Details don't matter.
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:But the point is, I had all my
player characters there in the
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:room, and I said, and, and, and my,
my villain I told him, he says, no
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:gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to
have to cut this, this meeting short.
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:And he pulls out a gas mask and
all my players immediately, as
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:soon as I said gas mask, one of
'em was like, rolling initiative.
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:I'm gonna shoot 'em in the face.
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:The other one's like, I dive
out the window and another
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:one's like, I tackle him.
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:Like, dude, you know, he's like,
you can't, you can't pull this on.
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:People
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:Beth: Blake, the only time that you would
ever like not immediately run is if you
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:wanted to be really petty and try to like
rip that mask off his face before leaving.
493
:So he dies too.
494
:Like,
495
:Victor: Like at like at worst,
everyone in the room is, is
496
:about to die or, or, or pass out.
497
:At best you could possibly hope for
is someone's about to has been eating
498
:Taco Bell all day and has been planning
this moment, you know, just to have a
499
:really foul prank for everyone in the
500
:room.
501
:So after he gases all the politicians
in the room Martha Returns goes back
502
:to her apartment or, or her, her flat
503
:Beth: Oh, wait, hold on.
504
:Wait.
505
:Before, before that though,
um, so before he goes into the
506
:meeting with the cabinet, right.
507
:there is a moment that I do wanna call
out because like Tish comes out, she's
508
:this woman who works at his office.
509
:Later we figure out
510
:Victor: I was wondering.
511
:Okay.
512
:I was wondering why, why we
were, we so concerned with Tisch?
513
:'cause I'm like, who?
514
:She just seemed like an
extra to me, but uh, okay.
515
:Beth: Nor
516
:Victor: No.
517
:Beth: we, she is, she is Martha's sister.
518
:Um, and she's all like,
what do you want me to do?
519
:Because we find out that
she just got hired there.
520
:So she's pretty new.
521
:And he goes, oh, you just, you
just sit there and, and look
522
:pretty sweetheart or whatever.
523
:And he like caresses her face.
524
:And at this point I would like to know.
525
:Where is Downing Street's HR department?
526
:Um,
527
:Victor: Well this, this this
episode did air in:
528
:So.
529
:Beth: oh shit.
530
:Victor: Yeah, that should,
I mean, they should, yeah.
531
:This sort of thing should not be
532
:acceptable.
533
:Beth: yeah, that's why
the president was a white
534
:Victor: Right.
535
:I do remember in
536
:later seasons they do actually have Obama,
537
:and that might be the
next doc, the 11th doctor.
538
:Beth: Honestly, Obama's such a geek,
like he is such a livable geek that
539
:like, it is possible that they could've
just like asked him and he would've
540
:been on if he wasn't like super busy.
541
:Like that just feels on brand for him.
542
:Victor: in Dr.
543
:Who, anyway, it wasn't in episode, I'm
thinking of, they were just showing
544
:like stock footage of him and then for
like the, for like the alien moments,
545
:they had a standin actor and you could
only see him from the back of his
546
:Beth: Of course.
547
:Yeah.
548
:Victor: So then, then everyone
bounces back to, to Martha's Flat.
549
:And I gotta say the camera
cuts in this scene right here.
550
:This, maybe this was an early two
thousands thing, but it kind of made
551
:me nauseous the way they were all just
like, oh, we're having exposition.
552
:Let's put the camera in.
553
:Weird positions.
554
:Beth: That was like very much
in that like very like choppy
555
:cut, cut, cut, cut, cut thing.
556
:That's like, it was, they figured out
that it's really cool in music videos
557
:and then in like the early two thousands
and then by like:
558
:two thousands, they were just like,
yeah, we gotta put it in everything.
559
:It's too tight, bro.
560
:It's so tight.
561
:Like, and yeah,
562
:Victor: I hate it makes me feel
old because I'm all just like,
563
:Beth: yeah, no, it's same.
564
:Victor: gives me motion sickness.
565
:Beth: I could not watch cowboys
versus aliens in the movie theater.
566
:I had to run to the bathroom and
puke because it made me sick.
567
:Victor: You know what,
maybe that explains it.
568
:'cause I've tried to watch that
movie like three times and I just
569
:lose, I just can't, it doesn't
hold my attention span.
570
:Beth: that is also
because it is a bad movie,
571
:Victor: Good to know.
572
:So Jack uses his laptop
and they realize that uh,
573
:Beth: I think it's Martha's laptop.
574
:Victor: Martha's,
575
:yeah.
576
:J
577
:Jack uses Martha's laptop and,
but, but not before He makes
578
:everyone some tea, he makes
579
:Beth: Well of co We're
in, we're in the uk.
580
:Vic, you can't do shit without
581
:Victor: You gotta have your tea first.
582
:I used to really love tea.
583
:I went through as a phase, but
I just kind of got over it.
584
:Like, nah,
585
:Beth: I'm still in it, dude.
586
:I love me some.
587
:Earl Gray,
588
:Victor: Gray, I do like
589
:Beth: hot.
590
:Victor: but if I drink Earl Gray,
I'd be just like, well this is
591
:just kind of half-ass coffee.
592
:I should just have coffee then.
593
:Nah, you're like, nah.
594
:Beth: Nah, you gotta leave that bag in
595
:the
596
:whole time.
597
:You gotta leave the bag in
and then it punches you in the
598
:Victor: Oh, see, I pulled the bag out.
599
:that's
600
:Beth: Nah, you gotta not,
yeah, you gotta leave that
601
:Victor: leave that bag in
602
:Beth: teabag the whole time.
603
:You know what
604
:Victor: whole time.
605
:Beth: Like, like continual
teabagging at all times.
606
:Victor: Well, speaking of continuous
Teabagging Jack Harkness is uh,
607
:know, I found out you, I found out on
this, not this podcast, but on this
608
:network that the actor that plays
609
:Jack Harkness has canceled.
610
:Beth: He, yes, he has been canceled
for, um, showing everyone his tea bags.
611
:Victor: Yeah.
612
:uh, Jaire and Ben didn't wanna
say on air what it was that he
613
:did to get himself canceled.
614
:So I just looked it up later, and I gotta
be honest, I was just like, oh, that's it.
615
:He just flashed this junk to the, to the,
616
:stage.
617
:But see, I forget.
618
:No, no, no.
619
:I forget that.
620
:That's very inappropriate in the
civilized world because I come from a
621
:background where I spent, I spent 20
years in the military where literally
622
:my first day at my, my new duty station
I was at, at Fort Eustis, I was a
623
:private and I was putting away my gear.
624
:And this dude walks in the room and
says, Hey, I hear you knew here, man.
625
:I just wanted to shake your
hand and say, Hey, welcome,
626
:if there's anything you need.
627
:And I didn't even realize that he
was standing there with his, his
628
:testicles flopped out over his belt.
629
:And to this day, I'm not quite sure how he
630
:pulled that off.
631
:Beth: that be hurt?
632
:Victor: he was fully clothed.
633
:And he, I went to shake his hand and
I looked down and I go, oh my God.
634
:And there they are, just pinging
pong, just flopping around
635
:in the wind, fully clothed.
636
:I don't know how he did this.
637
:It's a, but this, that's just the
type of shit that I, I got used to.
638
:And I, and I, I forget that
that's, that's not okay.
639
:You know
640
:Beth: Everything I learn about
the military concerns me.
641
:Victor: Jesus.
642
:C Christ, I'm so glad I'm retired.
643
:I am, I'm out.
644
:Fuck you Uncle Sam.
645
:Eat my ass.
646
:Beth: Or your testicles.
647
:Victor: And yeah.
648
:I'm tired.
649
:I'm done looking at your balls.
650
:Beth: yeah.
651
:Victor: Never again,
652
:Beth: Um,
653
:Victor: but yeah.
654
:But that actor hasn't
worked since:
655
:It's like, wow.
656
:Beth: Yeah.
657
:'cause no one wanted to see his dick.
658
:But I will say, I have the Jack,
captain Jack Harkness cut out.
659
:'cause a dear friend of mine, very long
before John Barrowman got canceled.
660
:Um, got that for me.
661
:And now it's just a sentimental
value because I love that person
662
:Victor: Mm-hmm.
663
:That's very sweet.
664
:Yeah.
665
:And Jack Harkness, you know, we can,
I feel like it's okay to separate the
666
:character from the actor 'cause Jack
667
:Beth: Yeah, he's pretty,
he's pretty great.
668
:Jack Harkness, not John Berryman,
but Jack Harkness is, you know,
669
:Victor: I, you know, I remember
at conventions a lot of fans
670
:were just like, grateful and,
and, and, and that they had a,
671
:Beth: that he didn't pull out his penis.
672
:Victor: that too.
673
:Yeah.
674
:Just an openly bisexual character
that is just such a badass.
675
:Beth: That too,
676
:Victor: That is, yeah.
677
:I mean, at the time, so this was yeah.
678
:Early 2007, so that would've been
still a relatively new thing.
679
:just something different than
the typical straight white dude
680
:hero that we get in every other
you know, piece of fiction ever.
681
:So.
682
:Beth: and as, as somebody
who had come out as bisexual.
683
:At like 12 or 13 and had been told like,
oh no, it's a phase you'll grow out of it.
684
:It was like super validating to
see a bisexual character just be
685
:unapologetically chaotic on tv.
686
:Like,
687
:like, I'm a flirt with you and then I'm
gonna make out with you and then I'm
688
:gonna make out with you and maybe we're
all gonna make out at the same time.
689
:Like it was kind of fun.
690
:It was nice to see
691
:Victor: I, I loved the uh, the, it was,
I think it was the final episode with the
692
:previous, the ninth doctor when they're
about to go confront the evil villain.
693
:And they're all just like, we're probably
not gonna make it outta here alive.
694
:And then Jack reaches over
to, um, oh, what's her name?
695
:Rose Tyler.
696
:And just plants a kiss right on her.
697
:And then he turns down to the
doctor and says Doctor, and does
698
:the same thing to the doctor.
699
:Like, that was pretty awesome.
700
:Beth: And it was, yeah.
701
:And I was just like sitting there like,
yes, that is exactly what I would do too.
702
:Like, hell yeah.
703
:Like,
704
:Victor: Oh,
705
:I love it.
706
:So then we get the uh, the incredibly
obvious bomb that was placed in
707
:Beth: it looked like a cartoon
708
:man.
709
:Victor: Did it like a,
like a acne bugs bunny.
710
:Acne bomb.
711
:Beth: and my favorite part is how
he's like, he's making this big speech
712
:about how like, oh yes, we've made
contact, with, you know, the orbs.
713
:Right.
714
:Oh yeah.
715
:And also I was super confused by
the Prime Minister's wife because
716
:she acted like not a real person.
717
:Victor: yeah, she, it's like they, they
did a switcheroo, like at first they made
718
:it seem like she was, I mean, I guess
she is kind of hypnotized by the master.
719
:Um, but she's also in on it
720
:and she's kind of on the
fence, is what I kinda got.
721
:Like, she's not fully committed
to the villain lifestyle,
722
:Beth: But she really wants
the power, like it seems like
723
:she's like in it for the power.
724
:Victor: But I think she doesn't realize
at this point, she doesn't realize
725
:just how many people have to die in
order for her to how many war crimes
726
:have to be done for her to get to
this feeling of power that she wants.
727
:I think she's just kind
of along for the fun ride.
728
:I.
729
:Kinda like, I don't know, maybe,
I know plenty of people who went
730
:out and they bought like a, like a
super sports car, and then they're
731
:all just like, oh my God, this thing
gets like two miles to the gallon.
732
:Whoa, what have I done?
733
:Uh, that was a crappy
metaphor, but you get the idea.
734
:So,
735
:Beth: Yeah.
736
:But, um, yeah, so also when we're
at Martha's apartment, right?
737
:She's listening to her messages and
she starts listening to a message from,
738
:I'm assuming it's from her sister Tish,
saying that she got a new job and then
739
:she cuts it off and is like, I don't care.
740
:Who cares?
741
:And I'm sitting here like, man,
especially if the world's fucking
742
:ending, I want to hear about my
friend's wins and triumphs and shit.
743
:I want that dopamine.
744
:Give it.
745
:And then so, and then she's all
like, Sue, doctor, what's up?
746
:I don't know why she's talking like a frat
boy, but she is, um, she's all like, Sue
747
:doctor, tell me about this master guy.
748
:And he's like, no.
749
:He is a time Lord.
750
:That's like legit all you need to know.
751
:And then, um, we cut to 10 Downing
Street and this rude ass reporter shoves
752
:her way into the first lady's room as
Tish tries desperately to stop her.
753
:And the reporter implies she only has
her job at the PM's office because she's
754
:pretty, and I'm beginning to think there's
no HR department at 10 Downing Street.
755
:and then the reporter convinces Mrs.
756
:Saxon.
757
:So the prime minister's wife's give her
20 minutes of her time for an interview.
758
:Victor: Yeah.
759
:'cause I want to talk, girl talk.
760
:Beth: Yeah.
761
:And she's all like, you know,
'cause I wanna hear about the
762
:powerful woman behind the man.
763
:And she's all like, yep, yep.
764
:I'm all about that power.
765
:And then like, she shoves Tish
out the door with her jacket
766
:and everything and she's just
like, so you're in grave danger.
767
:And like the, the prime minister's
wife's just like, ah, what?
768
:Victor: Mm-hmm.
769
:Beth: she's like, yeah, he's a liar.
770
:And he didn't exist 18 months ago , when
he launched the Archangel Network.
771
:Um, and she seems to be kind of
coming around like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
772
:You right, you right that is right.
773
:Like
774
:Victor: Man, was starlink a thing in 2007?
775
:Beth: I've never heard of
that, so I don't think so,
776
:but
777
:Victor: never heard of starlink?
778
:Beth: mm-hmm.
779
:Victor: Oh, it's, oh, it's
one of Elon Musk's projects.
780
:It's
781
:a, I know
782
:it's a bunch of low
783
:orbiting.
784
:I know it's a bunch of low orbiting
satellite, like I'd heard about it before.
785
:And honestly, the only reason that I
still even think about it these days
786
:is 'cause one of my other podcasts
co-host Tiger Mike he lives, he's a,
787
:lives in like a vagabond lifestyle.
788
:He, he lives in, um, I dunno if
it's a trailer or a MO motor home.
789
:His home has wheels.
790
:So that's the only way
he can podcast with me is
791
:Beth: Because it's like, it's that
satellite internet thing, right?
792
:Victor: yeah, it's like a chain
of satellites that slithers
793
:along the sky like a snake.
794
:Beth: Yeah.
795
:That feels right for an Elon Musk vehicle.
796
:Uh,
797
:Victor: I, I hope people can uh, can
eventually, vandalize satellites like
798
:they're doing to cyber trucks all
799
:across the
800
:world,
801
:Beth: just some dude in a space.
802
:No, like see, that's the thing.
803
:We need to make the car
from Fast and Furious.
804
:Nine Real.
805
:Victor: like, shoots himself in the
space with the, with the bubble suit.
806
:Beth: I, exactly.
807
:We need Ludicrous and Tyree
808
:Victor: Save us.
809
:Save us.
810
:from Elon Musk.
811
:Beth: and write, fuck you on
the side of all the satellites.
812
:Just like, um,
813
:So, um, Mrs.
814
:Saxon, right?
815
:She's coming around.
816
:She's like, yeah, dude.
817
:Yeah.
818
:Like, I am, I am maybe brainwashed.
819
:And then like, he shows up out of
literally nowhere and she's like,
820
:nevermind, I've made my choice.
821
:And then Mrs.
822
:Rook, who's the reporter, but
not really, she's all like, oh
823
:dude, I was just kidding, bro.
824
:And he's like, okay,
these are my orb friends.
825
:And then this like Jedi looking orb,
826
:you know, like one of those training
orbs comes outta like nowhere
827
:And You know, it's, it's stabby
828
:though,
829
:Victor: is stabby,
830
:Beth: Jedi orb.
831
:Victor: the Stabby Jedi
832
:Beth: yeah.
833
:It comes outta nowhere and he's
all like, okay, I'm done with her.
834
:And then it starts to like, kill her
and she starts screaming and then
835
:he and his wife run out of the room
and then like, he keeps opening the
836
:door and hearing her screaming and
he's taking like forever kill her.
837
:Like, what are they doing in there?
838
:and then she's all like, the wife is
all like, I don't wanna do this anymore.
839
:I thought Archangel was
like totally foolproof.
840
:And he was like, 98%.
841
:She's like, fuck you man.
842
:I'm done with this.
843
:And he's like, Ooh, no,
it will all be over.
844
:Everything will be over
845
:Victor: yeah.
846
:tomorrow
847
:at 8:00 AM is is when the world
848
:ends,
849
:Beth: yeah.
850
:8 0 2, technically, but yes.
851
:And then we cut to Jack and
Martha's kitchen talking about how
852
:the prime minister has the tus.
853
:so he could have been in the 21st
century for decades crafting all of this.
854
:And the doctor's like, nah.
855
:'cause I fused the TARDIS so he can
only travel between here and 3 trillion
856
:years where they found the master and
857
:Victor: I'm guessing that
was in the previous episode.
858
:Like I,
859
:Beth: yes.
860
:'cause like they kind of flash to it.
861
:Victor: yeah, I, I vague.
862
:I don't, I don't remember the zombies at
all, but I vaguely remember them being
863
:at the end of the universe with the,
a different actor playing the master.
864
:And he is like an old man, and he
has a vest, and he had like a a Gorn
865
:girl as a roommate or an assistant.
866
:I vaguely remember that.
867
:I didn't, I didn't watch this episode, But
868
:it's okay because because our,
did you say gorn, but cute?
869
:Beth: Gorn, but cute.
870
:Yeah.
871
:Victor: I recently found out that's a
whole sub genre of erotic literature.
872
:But anyway,
873
:that's, that's something,
874
:Beth: not really.
875
:Victor: I mean, not necessarily
gorn, but you know what, I'll just
876
:talk about it some other time.
877
:I've been, I,
878
:Beth: I mean, rule 43.
879
:Victor: yeah, yeah, exactly.
880
:So, okay, so then, then we get
the bomb, the, the master goes
881
:on TV and is all just like every
man, woman, child, every elevator
882
:operator, farmer and medical student.
883
:And I'm guessing that's what uh, I'm not
sure if she, if if, I don't remember if
884
:Martha actually was a medical student or
885
:wait, I think She
886
:was cause 'cause she was, 'cause there
was a hospital episode where a whole
887
:ass hospital gets transported to the
888
:Beth: I, that's right.
889
:Yeah.
890
:Hospital to the moon.
891
:But yeah, and like he says, how
like the spheres are tough, Nikon.
892
:Victor: Te Teflons, you know, that's
893
:Beth: down in my notes.
894
:I just, yeah, they're tough LA cons now.
895
:Um, and like they wanna give
us their knowledge and their
896
:advanced technology, and all they
need in exchange is friendship.
897
:Like a fuck if a Vulcan fucked
my little pony situation.
898
:Um, and yeah.
899
:So that's, that's that situation.
900
:And then he says a thing about
the medical student and then they
901
:turn around the TV and then we
get the old timey cartoony bomb.
902
:Victor: Like, like for, so like,
the doctor instantly knew that that
903
:meant there was a bomb behind the tv.
904
:Like, dude, come on.
905
:What?
906
:That is the,
907
:Beth: Like
908
:Victor: like, the only way
this makes sense to me is if
909
:he's pulled this gag before.
910
:I mean, they, they are like 900 years old,
so the chances are he is, this is one of
911
:his, ah, the old, the master and his old
912
:Beth: Yeah.
913
:Ah, the old Looney Tunes bomb
behind the TV trick, like,
914
:Victor: Yeah.
915
:So then, then Martha is like, shit,
if he knows who I am, he probably
916
:knows who my family is, so he can
immediately, she immediately calls her
917
:mom and he is like, mom, are you okay?
918
:And she starts acting kinda suss
919
:Beth: Yeah.
920
:Her mom has definitely
drunk the flavor aid.
921
:Like Mm.
922
:Victor: Yeah.
923
:She's acting so she's like, me and me and
your father are gonna work things out.
924
:And this immediately sets off a
and Martha's just not getting it.
925
:Beth: Yeah.
926
:Martha's like, why am I being
reverse parent trapped right now?
927
:Like, what is happening?
928
:Victor: Like that made me think
like, I need to establish something
929
:like that with all my friends.
930
:Like Beth.
931
:Beth, what's something like if you
were, if I were to call you up, what's
932
:something that you could say to me to
let me know that you're, you're in a, a
933
:hostage If kidnapped, like, send help.
934
:Like what's, what's something
that you would never say?
935
:Beth: Um, I am craving
a giant juicy steak.
936
:Victor: What.
937
:Beth: I'm a vegetarian.
938
:I was raised a
939
:Victor: Oh, I didn't know that.
940
:Oh, okay.
941
:Beth: Yes.
942
:If I ever say something like
that, like I am just, I'm
943
:craving, let's go to a Brazilian
944
:meat house.
945
:Yeah.
946
:And I just, I just want Yeah, exactly.
947
:Exactly.
948
:If I ever say that
949
:Victor: dude.
950
:Okay.
951
:That's, that's 'cause my thing would
be, would be, Hey, I'm coming over.
952
:Order me a pizza with extra pineapple.
953
:And if I ever say that,
954
:you know, that I've been replaced
by a changeling or some shit, so
955
:Beth: That's easy to remember.
956
:'cause my favorite pizza
is black olive pineapple.
957
:Victor: nobody's perfect.
958
:Beth, I love you for who you are.
959
:Okay.
960
:Beth: You too.
961
:too.
962
:Victor: Alright.
963
:so yeah, the, so then they, I, I love
how Martha's dad is just like, fuck this.
964
:I'm, I'm, I'm going.
965
:He just like grabs the phone and Leroy
Jenkins right out the front door.
966
:Beth: And then the whole time he's
in the street, he's like, everybody
967
:voted for sex and get fucked.
968
:Like
969
:Victor: It, I, dude, how
history repeats itself.
970
:'cause
971
:this exact, exact same shit
happened a couple months ago anyway.
972
:Beth: Oh, truly we are in
the darkest of timelines.
973
:Victor: So then see, I guess, I guess,
I don't know if that's, this is her
974
:car that they, or they just steal
a car, but, but the doctor Jack and
975
:Martha are, are in a car now driving
over to Martha's parents' house.
976
:and
977
:then they get, shot at by the,
by the federal, well I guess it
978
:wouldn't be Federal Royal Royal
Go Royal Royal British Goons
979
:Beth: I just, yeah.
980
:Royal bear screens like
981
:Victor: Yeah.
982
:RBGs.
983
:Yeah.
984
:The RBGs shoot start to shoot ' em
up and then the master somehow
985
:hacks the cell phone signal and
starts telling Martha she's doomed.
986
:Beth: Yeah, because Martha's trying to
get ahold of her siblings, so she's um,
987
:also like, this must have been really
jarring for the British because like they
988
:don't just like, I'm pretty sure police
officers and Britain, at least when I was
989
:there, don't like fuck around
990
:Victor: They don't have guns.
991
:Right.
992
:Yeah,
993
:Beth: Especially not big boys like that.
994
:Like
995
:Victor: yeah.
996
:yeah.
997
:No, I remember that because that
was uh, in the first season of
998
:Sherlock, that was a big thing.
999
:When, when Watson went to go
shoot someone, he had a gun and
:
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,040
it was like a big dramatic thing.
:
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,470
And whoever I was watching it with at the
time was all just like, oh, yeah, that's
:
00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:11,580
'cause they don't have guns over there.
:
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,760
So I'm just like, oh
dude, I'm in Texas, man.
:
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:14,790
I
:
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,430
probably got, I probably got
three in the kitchen that I
:
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:18,330
don't even know about, you know?
:
00:40:18,390 --> 00:40:18,690
So,
:
00:40:19,305 --> 00:40:21,585
Beth: yeah, they probably came
with the house, honestly, like
:
00:40:24,450 --> 00:40:24,600
Victor: But
:
00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:27,045
Beth: this is your complimentary AR 15.
:
00:40:28,410 --> 00:40:29,370
Victor: scary how true that is.
:
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:30,220
But anyway so.
:
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:33,472
Yeah, so then the doctor come,
gets on the phone and, and, and
:
00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:35,032
the master is all just like, haha.
:
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:35,992
Finally I have you.
:
00:40:35,992 --> 00:40:38,362
And he pulls out his little
early two thousands flip
:
00:40:38,362 --> 00:40:40,402
phone to talk to the doctor.
:
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,607
Beth: and the doctor goes, hello, master.
:
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,957
And he goes, Ooh.
:
00:40:43,957 --> 00:40:47,767
I love it when you called me by
my name and I was just sitting
:
00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:49,537
there like they fucked, right?
:
00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:50,617
They have totally
:
00:40:50,812 --> 00:40:56,002
Victor: Well, in the next Incar the
next time I'm 90% sure the next time
:
00:40:56,002 --> 00:41:01,132
the doc, the master regenerates he
turns into a, a she and she's like,
:
00:41:01,132 --> 00:41:03,592
um, oh, who does she look like?
:
00:41:03,592 --> 00:41:06,502
I wanna say Michelle
Pfeiffer, but not, um,
:
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:09,187
Beth: A hot lady.
:
00:41:09,382 --> 00:41:12,749
Victor: a femme fatal discord listeners,
I'm sure you're gonna correct me on this.
:
00:41:12,749 --> 00:41:13,519
I who is it?
:
00:41:14,059 --> 00:41:17,959
yeah, she, um, I hope I don't offend
anyone with the stern, but she still looks
:
00:41:17,989 --> 00:41:20,179
like a cougar in her next incarnation.
:
00:41:21,899 --> 00:41:22,679
but yeah, no, no, no.
:
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:26,879
The master, there's a, my
favorite master was the one
:
00:41:26,879 --> 00:41:29,099
from the, the nineties TV movie.
:
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:33,415
some famous American actor
played him, but he was awesome.
:
00:41:33,415 --> 00:41:35,725
He just had big nineties terminator vibes.
:
00:41:35,725 --> 00:41:39,475
Like he, he wore a big ass
leather duster and some dark
:
00:41:39,475 --> 00:41:43,915
shades, and he was just, he had just
big villain energy in that movie.
:
00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:46,825
I gotta find, we gotta do that for like,
a movie break for one of our podcasts.
:
00:41:46,825 --> 00:41:47,665
It was a great movie.
:
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:50,530
Beth: I know it wasn't Keanu
Reeves, but it'd be really funny if
:
00:41:50,605 --> 00:41:53,065
Victor: nah, no, it was
a, some big bulky dude.
:
00:41:53,155 --> 00:41:54,325
God, what was his name?
:
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:55,435
don't remember.
:
00:41:55,435 --> 00:41:56,125
I'll look it up later.
:
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:56,890
Beth: H.
:
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:58,165
Victor: That would be so awesome.
:
00:41:59,035 --> 00:42:00,715
I'm sure Rah would go crazy for that.
:
00:42:01,405 --> 00:42:05,605
Someone I noticed here he, he tells the
doctor, tells the master, he is like, oh,
:
00:42:05,935 --> 00:42:07,375
you're talking about the talk of fame.
:
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,515
They're, they're not real.
:
00:42:08,515 --> 00:42:09,355
They're time, lord.
:
00:42:09,355 --> 00:42:11,815
They're a time Lord
Fairytale, like the bogey man.
:
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,120
Like he said, the
:
00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:13,855
Beth: man.
:
00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:15,085
That's right.
:
00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:16,705
Because they call him the Bogey Man.
:
00:42:16,705 --> 00:42:19,135
And in the, in the, the uk.
:
00:42:19,135 --> 00:42:19,585
Yeah.
:
00:42:19,585 --> 00:42:19,675
Like,
:
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:23,834
Victor: Yeah, they, they, they run off
and, yeah, the, the doc, the, because
:
00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,574
the master tells 'em to just run Dr.
:
00:42:25,574 --> 00:42:29,834
Run because he puts their faces on
like London's most wanted on every
:
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:32,774
TV network, and they take off.
:
00:42:33,404 --> 00:42:34,094
And
:
00:42:34,529 --> 00:42:40,269
Beth: But before that, um, we kind
of, so we talked to the master and
:
00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:45,999
while we're talking to the master and
obviously they fucked before, um, he's all
:
00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:46,389
like,
:
00:42:46,584 --> 00:42:47,424
Victor: everything gay, don't you
:
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:52,419
Beth: yeah, I do make everything gay,
but also they have fucked before and you
:
00:42:52,419 --> 00:42:55,749
can't tell me I'm wrong, but like, okay.
:
00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:59,469
So he goes, what happened with ga?
:
00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:01,179
How's gall free been?
:
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:05,019
And the doctor who's like, so it's gone.
:
00:43:05,619 --> 00:43:08,864
And he's all like, what about the dox?
:
00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:12,459
And he's all like, they're gone sort of
:
00:43:13,404 --> 00:43:13,764
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:43:13,764 --> 00:43:16,164
The DXs always say, they're
like the Borg of the
:
00:43:16,164 --> 00:43:16,524
Dr.
:
00:43:16,524 --> 00:43:17,154
Hugh universe.
:
00:43:17,154 --> 00:43:17,274
They
:
00:43:17,319 --> 00:43:18,999
Beth: Yeah, they do.
:
00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:21,429
Um, but they're like mostly gone.
:
00:43:21,429 --> 00:43:27,314
Their planet's gone just like galley and
um, which is the time Lord Planet, um,
:
00:43:27,684 --> 00:43:29,514
Victor: Did you just, who
explain to the audience?
:
00:43:29,799 --> 00:43:33,489
Beth: I did just who explained
to the audience in case, I
:
00:43:33,489 --> 00:43:34,869
mean, you're all big nerds, but
:
00:43:35,319 --> 00:43:36,069
I don't know.
:
00:43:36,129 --> 00:43:37,719
We all have a different flavor.
:
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:38,244
Victor: Right.
:
00:43:38,402 --> 00:43:45,322
Beth: so, he basically, the time Lord
resurrected the master or whatever,
:
00:43:45,382 --> 00:43:48,497
or created the master because he's
like a warrior and they needed
:
00:43:48,497 --> 00:43:51,017
someone like him to fight the time war
:
00:43:51,092 --> 00:43:54,632
Victor: because, uh, just like the
DXs, I'm fairly certain that the
:
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:59,482
last time we saw the master the
eighth doctor killed him again.
:
00:43:59,872 --> 00:44:03,892
Of course, but if, but you know, he, it's
like, it's like a comic book villain.
:
00:44:03,952 --> 00:44:05,212
The master always comes back,
:
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:05,932
Beth: Of course.
:
00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:06,172
Yeah.
:
00:44:06,202 --> 00:44:06,952
Like Dracula.
:
00:44:08,097 --> 00:44:08,547
but yeah.
:
00:44:08,547 --> 00:44:13,447
And so, we find out that the master was
there when the Dox became scary, powerful.
:
00:44:13,447 --> 00:44:18,493
And then he kind of ran away to the end
of time and made himself human to hide
:
00:44:18,493 --> 00:44:20,533
from them because he's a giant pussy.
:
00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:27,763
And so then the master asks if the doctor
felt like a God watching the mighty
:
00:44:27,763 --> 00:44:30,733
civilizations burn, like the sociopath.
:
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:31,453
He is,
:
00:44:31,483 --> 00:44:32,983
Victor: totally gotten
a boner in that scene.
:
00:44:32,983 --> 00:44:33,463
You can see him.
:
00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:34,873
He's all just like, what
was it like to watch a bird?
:
00:44:35,818 --> 00:44:36,253
Beth: And I
:
00:44:36,613 --> 00:44:36,883
Victor: just
:
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,203
was it nice and slow?
:
00:44:38,533 --> 00:44:41,203
Beth: that is literally
your home planet, my guy.
:
00:44:41,503 --> 00:44:42,223
The fuck.
:
00:44:43,063 --> 00:44:43,393
Victor: Yeah,
:
00:44:43,933 --> 00:44:46,693
Beth: What's it like to see all of
our friends and loved ones burn,
:
00:44:47,113 --> 00:44:47,923
Victor: not gonna lie.
:
00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:50,413
Sometimes I just think about
current events and I think I would
:
00:44:50,413 --> 00:44:53,173
wouldn't mind just going up into
space and watching Earth Burn
:
00:44:53,178 --> 00:44:54,613
just, just like, fuck this planet.
:
00:44:54,613 --> 00:44:54,763
But
:
00:44:55,288 --> 00:44:57,688
Beth: Maybe, but all the, all the animals
:
00:44:57,763 --> 00:44:58,363
Victor: you are right.
:
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,873
I would have to take, I would take all
the puppies with me and, and the kitties
:
00:45:02,293 --> 00:45:02,443
and
:
00:45:02,443 --> 00:45:03,493
a select group of humans.
:
00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,423
You, you included Beth.
:
00:45:04,423 --> 00:45:06,924
I would make room for you
on my uh, on my station.
:
00:45:06,924 --> 00:45:07,194
You know,
:
00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:09,009
Beth: thanks man.
:
00:45:09,294 --> 00:45:09,564
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:45:10,524 --> 00:45:11,814
Aaron, especially you, Aaron.
:
00:45:11,814 --> 00:45:12,144
Thank you.
:
00:45:12,189 --> 00:45:12,339
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:45:12,339 --> 00:45:13,419
Especially you Aaron.
:
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:14,949
Thank you for editing.
:
00:45:15,069 --> 00:45:17,649
What is mostly just tangents.
:
00:45:18,099 --> 00:45:20,529
Um, but yeah.
:
00:45:20,529 --> 00:45:26,049
And, um, so then the doctor's all like,
you know, we're the last two people, dude,
:
00:45:26,049 --> 00:45:27,819
like, yeah.
:
00:45:28,554 --> 00:45:31,884
And he and the masters all like
you trying to flirt with me, which
:
00:45:31,884 --> 00:45:34,314
again, I am not making it gay.
:
00:45:34,584 --> 00:45:36,264
They're making it gay.
:
00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:36,594
Victor: You're
:
00:45:36,594 --> 00:45:36,894
right.
:
00:45:36,924 --> 00:45:37,944
Beth: just pointing it out.
:
00:45:39,354 --> 00:45:40,344
Victor: You're totally true.
:
00:45:40,794 --> 00:45:41,664
Beth: but yeah.
:
00:45:41,664 --> 00:45:44,474
And then the doctor's like,
look, we can go anywhere.
:
00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:46,844
We can start like a new
planet, wherever you want.
:
00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:47,414
It doesn't matter.
:
00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:48,104
Just not Earth.
:
00:45:48,464 --> 00:45:50,984
And the Master's like, nah, too late bro.
:
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:52,269
So
:
00:45:53,534 --> 00:45:56,504
Victor: I think that's, I, I
think that's like a ongoing theme.
:
00:45:56,504 --> 00:46:00,044
'cause I feel like I've seen this before
where the master and the doctor are all
:
00:46:00,044 --> 00:46:02,084
just like, that's what the master wants.
:
00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:03,074
He wants to, okay.
:
00:46:03,074 --> 00:46:04,094
You know what, think about it.
:
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:04,454
You're right.
:
00:46:04,454 --> 00:46:05,954
They are fucking,
because he just wants the
:
00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:06,729
Beth: I told you
:
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:06,914
Victor: him.
:
00:46:07,844 --> 00:46:10,028
And uh, it's like he doesn't
want to destroy the world.
:
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:10,748
He wants me.
:
00:46:10,778 --> 00:46:11,528
I'm like, oh, okay.
:
00:46:11,528 --> 00:46:12,158
Yeah, you're right.
:
00:46:12,308 --> 00:46:12,578
They are.
:
00:46:13,268 --> 00:46:14,378
Beth: I don't make everything gay.
:
00:46:14,378 --> 00:46:16,478
I'm just more perceptive.
:
00:46:16,538 --> 00:46:16,838
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:21,713
so they run away and yeah, the
master puts their faces all
:
00:46:21,713 --> 00:46:23,033
over the most wanted lists.
:
00:46:23,723 --> 00:46:28,043
Then we get a little montage of the,
the news talking about the upcoming
:
00:46:28,673 --> 00:46:30,563
first contact with the aliens
:
00:46:30,923 --> 00:46:34,463
Beth: And the master reveals that
the drumming has been inside his
:
00:46:34,728 --> 00:46:35,148
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
00:46:35,873 --> 00:46:37,343
The master watches Teletubbies.
:
00:46:37,433 --> 00:46:37,583
You
:
00:46:37,643 --> 00:46:40,283
Beth: The Master's
really into Teletubbies.
:
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:49,180
We also find out at this point
that the master is tracking our
:
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:53,440
Martha and the men folk via CCTV.
:
00:46:53,565 --> 00:46:53,985
Victor: mm-hmm.
:
00:46:55,030 --> 00:46:55,360
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,870
And the master also loves the
tele Toby, like a sociopath.
:
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:06,110
The Jedi ball appears to ask the master
about when the machine will be ready.
:
00:47:06,470 --> 00:47:10,266
We know 8:02 AM and then,
:
00:47:10,476 --> 00:47:10,656
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:47:10,656 --> 00:47:12,366
The Jedi ball seems a little panicked.
:
00:47:12,576 --> 00:47:14,646
Like the, like it's on
some kind of timetable.
:
00:47:14,766 --> 00:47:14,916
Mm-hmm.
:
00:47:14,946 --> 00:47:18,246
Beth: yeah, they need to run from
the darkness which I don't know
:
00:47:18,246 --> 00:47:19,836
why you'd run from the darkness.
:
00:47:19,926 --> 00:47:24,636
Um, I believe in a thing called love
is a great song, so, and the music
:
00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:27,006
video is delightfully unhinged,
:
00:47:27,036 --> 00:47:27,666
so
:
00:47:27,786 --> 00:47:28,536
Victor: calls.
:
00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:29,196
Beth: yeah.
:
00:47:29,256 --> 00:47:30,276
Victor: I was on the phone.
:
00:47:30,936 --> 00:47:34,656
I tried to call Darkness back, but
I got darkness' answering machine.
:
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:35,706
I said,
:
00:47:36,456 --> 00:47:37,386
pick up the phone.
:
00:47:37,386 --> 00:47:38,196
Darkness.
:
00:47:39,736 --> 00:47:40,156
Beth: Batman.
:
00:47:40,336 --> 00:47:43,161
People are literally coming
in with poop in their pants.
:
00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:45,375
Victor: so then we,
:
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,350
Beth: Okay.
:
00:47:47,985 --> 00:47:51,045
Victor: so then our, our heroes
are hiding out in an alley alleyway
:
00:47:51,095 --> 00:47:55,085
somewhere, and they send Martha
to, to go on a fish and chips run.
:
00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:55,625
Apparently.
:
00:47:56,030 --> 00:47:58,220
Beth: Well, you gotta
have your fish and chips.
:
00:47:58,295 --> 00:48:00,755
Victor: I'm just like, could
you guys stop being so British?
:
00:48:00,815 --> 00:48:01,295
Like, come on.
:
00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:02,660
Beth: I
:
00:48:05,810 --> 00:48:11,030
in their defense, a good fish and
chip, lovely at a time of crisis.
:
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:12,765
Victor: That's I, I guess so.
:
00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,875
I mean, I, I guess if, if if British
folk were watching some American
:
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:19,655
TV and, and like someone runs to go
get some burgers, they'd be pointing
:
00:48:19,655 --> 00:48:20,015
Beth: yeah,
:
00:48:20,075 --> 00:48:21,245
Victor: at us, so, yeah.
:
00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:21,815
Beth: don't worry.
:
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:25,505
I took a lovely screenshot
while I was watching this.
:
00:48:25,505 --> 00:48:28,325
We will talk about what the
British think Americans eat.
:
00:48:28,865 --> 00:48:29,135
So,
:
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:37,277
oh, and then we, we find out that, um,
Jack's Torchwood team has been sent
:
00:48:37,277 --> 00:48:40,517
on a fake mission to the Himalayas
by the master to get them out of the
:
00:48:40,722 --> 00:48:41,142
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
00:48:41,687 --> 00:48:45,257
We get the, we get the little
flashback of the Master's origin story.
:
00:48:45,257 --> 00:48:48,407
He says this is a new
piece of time, Lord lore
:
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apparently In the who?
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In the who universe.
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The who verse.
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Uh, yeah.
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He said that apparently every
time, Lord, at the age of eight.
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And of course, I'm wondering,
are we talking eight Earth
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years or, but whatever.
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Beth: Yeah, right.
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Victor: At the age of, yeah, age eight.
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They're taken before the, oh, shit.
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I wrote it?
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down.
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Where was it?
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The Untempered schism,
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Beth: Which is also the
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Victor: at a.
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Yeah.
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00:49:14,237 --> 00:49:15,227
That is such a battle.
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00:49:16,652 --> 00:49:18,752
Beth: We're Untempered Schism
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00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:19,337
Victor: schism.
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00:49:19,952 --> 00:49:21,647
Beth: and we're here to melt your faces.
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Yeah, good.
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Victor: Yeah.
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00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:26,744
Untempered schism.
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00:49:26,744 --> 00:49:29,624
That's, that's a, a rite of
passage for every time, Lord.
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00:49:29,984 --> 00:49:36,985
And he says that sometimes uh, yeah,
it's basically the abyss where every time
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Lord's taken before it, and either they're
inspired or they go mad or they run away.
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And I gotta ask Beth, what do you think?
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What, what do you think
would, what, what's your pick?
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What, what do you think you would do when
you, if you saw the Untempered schism,
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which, which one of the three would you,
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would you pick?
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You, you're, you're inspired.
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00:49:55,645 --> 00:50:00,025
You, they're, they're either inspired,
they go mad or they run away, and
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00:50:00,025 --> 00:50:02,605
the doctor said he ran away and
he's been running away ever since.
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Beth: Fair enough.
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I think inspired
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might be
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the
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one I go with.
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Victor: I think I
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would.
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I'd probably go mad.
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Beth: I
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am in a, so I'm in a constant
state of anxiety at all times.
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00:50:13,715 --> 00:50:21,965
So when I'm actually like presented with
some chaos or some terrible like do or
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00:50:21,965 --> 00:50:27,755
die situation or like whatever, I tend to
just get really calm and go, okay, you're
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gonna do this and you're gonna do that.
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00:50:29,705 --> 00:50:32,435
And it's like, my brain's
like, we've planned for this,
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dude.
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We got this.
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00:50:33,793 --> 00:50:36,733
Victor: so, so it's like your,
your Adderall is the schism
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then.
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Okay.
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00:50:38,263 --> 00:50:41,653
Well, I, I just happen to have an
untempered schism right here with me.
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Do you want to, do you wanna try it out?
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Beth: Yeah.
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00:50:43,813 --> 00:50:44,443
Victor: All right, here we go.
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All right.
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Look into the void.
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Are you feeling inspired?
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Beth: Kind of.
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Victor: Are you inspired?
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I don't wanna poke at it.
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. Stop poking the schism.
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Beth, don't poke the schism.
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00:51:01,049 --> 00:51:04,384
Beth: Gonna poke the schism,
just gonna poke at it.
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00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:06,898
Victor: Did we?
:
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,058
Just this other episode
title poking the schism.
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00:51:09,523 --> 00:51:10,633
Beth: Poking the schism,
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00:51:10,648 --> 00:51:11,543
Victor: Poke that sch
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all right.
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00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:16,948
So then we find out, this is
where we discover that the
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00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,568
master has been manipulating the
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00:51:18,568 --> 00:51:23,998
population through radio waves and is
'cause his, I don't, I don't know if,
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00:51:24,028 --> 00:51:28,528
if the master has the power of hypnosis,
if that's like a, a canonical thing
:
00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:29,728
in its history.
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00:51:29,728 --> 00:51:33,058
cause this is a, this is the
third or fourth or fifth.
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00:51:33,058 --> 00:51:33,358
I don't know.
:
00:51:33,448 --> 00:51:35,218
There've been, there've
been lots of masters before
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00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:35,923
Beth: there have been.
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00:51:35,923 --> 00:51:36,523
Yeah.
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00:51:36,733 --> 00:51:40,213
And after, actually, if you
haven't seen the newest ones,
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they're lovely, first of all.
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00:51:42,643 --> 00:51:44,713
And the master is played
by Neil Patrick Harris.
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00:51:45,388 --> 00:51:47,068
Victor: Oh, no, no, no, no.
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00:51:47,068 --> 00:51:47,883
That's not is it?
:
00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:48,648
Beth: that's the toy
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00:51:48,888 --> 00:51:49,668
Victor: the toy master.
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00:51:49,728 --> 00:51:50,928
The toy maker?
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00:51:51,168 --> 00:51:51,708
Beth: toy maker.
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00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:52,908
My B, my
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Victor: No, no.
:
00:51:53,418 --> 00:51:55,368
There there's a few
different who villains?
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00:51:55,398 --> 00:52:01,638
There's the, the master, there's
DaVero, the toy maker, and there's,
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00:52:01,668 --> 00:52:02,988
I think those are the big three, I
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00:52:02,988 --> 00:52:03,408
think.
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00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:05,808
I dunno, I, I'm not, I'm not a big hian.
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00:52:05,868 --> 00:52:06,678
I just, I I know a
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00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:11,823
Beth: I feel like the maestro
is now a big one because they've
:
00:52:11,823 --> 00:52:15,723
just been introduced, but I feel
like we're gonna see them again.
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00:52:16,038 --> 00:52:18,018
Victor: And of course, we always
have the dolls and the cybermen.
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00:52:18,018 --> 00:52:19,398
They, they always come back.
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00:52:19,818 --> 00:52:24,318
There was a really good doctor who
special, I think it was in the early two
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00:52:24,318 --> 00:52:29,385
thousands or maybe the late nineties,
that was uh, part of like a, a comedy gag
:
00:52:29,385 --> 00:52:32,505
thing where the doctor was played by Mr.
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00:52:32,505 --> 00:52:32,865
Bean.
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00:52:33,795 --> 00:52:40,630
And, and the master was I forget
his na, the actor's name, but he,
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00:52:40,630 --> 00:52:44,455
he was the actor who played the, the
High Sparrow in the Game of Thrones.
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00:52:44,905 --> 00:52:48,325
He, he played the master and oh
my God, he was fucking hilarious.
:
00:52:48,355 --> 00:52:50,335
I, I'm gonna have to find this later.
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00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:53,695
It was only like a 10
minute skit, but Good lord.
:
00:52:53,695 --> 00:52:54,265
It was so funny.
:
00:52:54,265 --> 00:52:55,795
I, I'll have to find
it and link it in the,
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00:52:56,545 --> 00:52:56,755
in the,
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00:52:57,115 --> 00:53:00,535
yeah, it's, it's definitely worth
pausing whatever you're doing
:
00:53:00,535 --> 00:53:01,645
and taking 10 minutes out to
:
00:53:01,645 --> 00:53:01,915
watch
:
00:53:01,915 --> 00:53:02,395
this skit.
:
00:53:02,395 --> 00:53:03,895
it's it's hilarious.
:
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,895
Okay, so yeah, so then the, the
doctor whips up some magic keys.
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00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:08,345
we're at
:
00:53:08,345 --> 00:53:08,765
an hour.
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00:53:09,065 --> 00:53:11,165
Yeah, we're at an hour here, so let's,
so let's, let's just blow through
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00:53:11,225 --> 00:53:11,615
Beth: yeah.
:
00:53:12,215 --> 00:53:17,258
Well, and so Jack Harkness informs
the doctor that he's resurrected the
:
00:53:17,318 --> 00:53:21,848
shady and somewhat murdery little
organization known as Torchwood.
:
00:53:21,848 --> 00:53:22,688
But it's cool.
:
00:53:22,898 --> 00:53:25,058
It's cool now 'cause Jack Harkness made it
:
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:28,388
Victor: Yeah, I think, I think
Torchwood originally were, their
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00:53:28,388 --> 00:53:31,118
original mission was to capture
or kill the doctor or something,
:
00:53:31,118 --> 00:53:32,588
but now they like work with him.
:
00:53:33,275 --> 00:53:33,605
I don't know.
:
00:53:33,605 --> 00:53:35,345
I, I, Torchwood was another one.
:
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:38,615
I tried to get into it, but it couldn't
hold my attention for whatever reason.
:
00:53:38,615 --> 00:53:40,355
But it was, but I
remember really liking it,
:
00:53:40,910 --> 00:53:45,170
Beth: It was pretty much mark me down as
scared and horny, the television show.
:
00:53:45,230 --> 00:53:47,843
So, uh, that, that's Torch
:
00:53:47,978 --> 00:53:50,971
Victor: It almost kind of felt
like, uh, like an Agents of Shield
:
00:53:50,971 --> 00:53:54,231
type thing, except with uh, Uh,
:
00:53:54,246 --> 00:53:54,996
Beth: I remember this.
:
00:53:55,056 --> 00:53:55,356
Yeah.
:
00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:59,886
There was this episode about
cannibalism that like, stuck with me.
:
00:53:59,886 --> 00:54:00,936
Like it haunted me.
:
00:54:00,981 --> 00:54:04,251
Victor: I remember because that was,
that was one of the few episodes that
:
00:54:04,281 --> 00:54:07,671
didn't have any science fiction elements.
:
00:54:07,671 --> 00:54:08,781
It was, was that, that was the
:
00:54:08,781 --> 00:54:09,591
one that was just,
:
00:54:09,756 --> 00:54:14,226
Beth: yeah, it was just about people being
awful and I think that's why it stuck with
:
00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:16,686
me 'cause it was just
like that could happen.
:
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:17,482
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:54:17,482 --> 00:54:17,812
Anyway,
:
00:54:17,817 --> 00:54:17,997
Okay.
:
00:54:18,002 --> 00:54:18,322
Okay.
:
00:54:18,322 --> 00:54:18,802
Back on track.
:
00:54:18,862 --> 00:54:24,016
. Ah, So yeah, so the doctor makes three
magic keys, that perception filter,
:
00:54:24,496 --> 00:54:25,966
hide them from the Yeah.
:
00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:26,566
Camel keys.
:
00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:26,866
Yeah.
:
00:54:27,446 --> 00:54:31,106
Then the American president shows up
and swoops in at the last minute and
:
00:54:31,106 --> 00:54:34,796
just takes over everything, which I
think is generally how the British
:
00:54:34,796 --> 00:54:36,416
generally feel about Americans
:
00:54:37,221 --> 00:54:37,711
because
:
00:54:37,886 --> 00:54:38,606
Beth: because
:
00:54:39,056 --> 00:54:39,686
Victor: I think they
:
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:40,526
Beth: it's, yeah.
:
00:54:40,706 --> 00:54:45,356
But they took us over first, so.
:
00:54:45,506 --> 00:54:46,316
Victor: that right now.
:
00:54:46,541 --> 00:54:50,081
Beth: Yeah, they also took
over most of the world
:
00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:51,566
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:52,136
Yeah.
:
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:52,796
You know, every,
:
00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:53,021
Beth: it's
:
00:54:53,516 --> 00:54:53,996
Victor: have some.
:
00:54:54,071 --> 00:54:55,061
Beth: taste their own.
:
00:54:55,256 --> 00:54:55,586
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:54:55,676 --> 00:54:58,346
It's nice to just throw that out
there on, because as much as Americans
:
00:54:58,346 --> 00:55:00,776
get shit on once in a while, it's
nice to be able to have someone
:
00:55:00,776 --> 00:55:02,276
else to, you know, we're, anyway.
:
00:55:02,336 --> 00:55:02,726
Yeah,
:
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:03,851
Beth: Yes.
:
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:08,741
The part where the US president
says since Britain elected and asked
:
00:55:08,741 --> 00:55:13,311
the US will be taking over this
operation can the British take us back
:
00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:16,116
Victor: I was exactly thinking
that exact same thing.
:
00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:17,991
Beth: We're cool with it.
:
00:55:18,261 --> 00:55:20,901
I know I just said some stuff, but like
:
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:24,996
Victor: I said some stuff just now,
:
00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:25,461
Beth: other
:
00:55:25,686 --> 00:55:26,406
Victor: take it back.
:
00:55:27,036 --> 00:55:28,206
Save us, please.
:
00:55:28,671 --> 00:55:31,491
Beth: Yeah, other people
in this country, not us.
:
00:55:32,056 --> 00:55:33,226
Elected and asked.
:
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:35,506
We voted for the lady.
:
00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:40,973
So, um, And then Martha and
Menfolk are watching all of this,
:
00:55:40,973 --> 00:55:42,743
of course, hidden in plain sight.
:
00:55:42,743 --> 00:55:45,183
The master pretends not to see them.
:
00:55:45,183 --> 00:55:49,866
Also I'm just gonna point out he is
wearing a black coat with a red, shiny
:
00:55:49,866 --> 00:55:53,016
lining, kind of like a magician's cape,
:
00:55:53,271 --> 00:55:53,751
Victor: Oh,
:
00:55:54,126 --> 00:55:58,296
Beth: um, which I thought was very
cute of the wardrobe department.
:
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,441
Victor: that this was, the
master was wearing this.
:
00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:01,221
Beth: Yes.
:
00:56:01,381 --> 00:56:03,241
When he was meeting with the president,
:
00:56:03,271 --> 00:56:03,901
yeah, it
:
00:56:03,901 --> 00:56:04,261
was.
:
00:56:04,924 --> 00:56:09,514
and then a paddy wagon pulls up with
Marco's, Martha's folks in the back
:
00:56:09,514 --> 00:56:12,574
and they immediately get loaded into
the back of the master's car while
:
00:56:12,574 --> 00:56:14,494
he points and mocks and laughs.
:
00:56:15,654 --> 00:56:19,524
Jack and Martha talk about a cute
little murder of the master, and the
:
00:56:19,524 --> 00:56:24,234
doctor says that the master is his
responsibility because he's a time Lord.
:
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:27,264
Victor: But I'd just like to say that
Jack's plan totally would've worked
:
00:56:27,264 --> 00:56:31,074
just fine if you just will let him do
it because he's a fucking time Lord.
:
00:56:31,074 --> 00:56:34,314
He would just regenerate anyway and
that would give him enough time to like,
:
00:56:34,674 --> 00:56:36,954
pull him aside and stop his evil plans.
:
00:56:36,954 --> 00:56:41,154
But no doctor, you gotta be able to like,
no, this is a time, Lord, business me,
:
00:56:41,904 --> 00:56:44,394
Beth: this is time load
business and I want to save
:
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:45,174
Victor: Yes.
:
00:56:45,174 --> 00:56:46,554
Because they're totally
fucking, you're right.
:
00:56:47,649 --> 00:56:50,979
Beth: Because they're
fucking, um, but yeah.
:
00:56:50,979 --> 00:56:55,419
And so like at some point the
master SAS is the president about
:
00:56:55,419 --> 00:56:58,059
grits which are delicious, first of
:
00:56:58,074 --> 00:56:58,674
Victor: Whoa.
:
00:56:58,974 --> 00:56:59,844
You like gr Okay.
:
00:56:59,844 --> 00:57:02,754
Your Midwest is showing I
have never understood grits.
:
00:57:02,964 --> 00:57:03,834
Oh my God.
:
00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:05,629
Breakfast or or
:
00:57:05,704 --> 00:57:06,004
Beth: yeah.
:
00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:11,914
Um, I haven't had 'em in years, but they
had 'em in my breakfast hall at my school.
:
00:57:13,069 --> 00:57:14,599
Victor: I know some
people put gravy on 'em.
:
00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:17,599
Some people put like jelly
or syrup on 'em, or butter or
:
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:18,109
salt.
:
00:57:19,094 --> 00:57:20,569
I, I don't understand grits.
:
00:57:20,764 --> 00:57:21,814
Beth: Cheese and hot sauce.
:
00:57:26,179 --> 00:57:26,479
Victor: All right.
:
00:57:26,479 --> 00:57:29,829
Discord di discord listeners let us
know what's your opinion on grits?
:
00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:31,599
How, how, how do you eat grits?
:
00:57:31,959 --> 00:57:34,869
You, I call, I'm call calling
out all the grit eaters.
:
00:57:34,899 --> 00:57:37,389
'cause e explain, make
it make sense to me guys.
:
00:57:38,169 --> 00:57:38,259
I
:
00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:38,469
don't
:
00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:40,779
Beth: there's a, there's, there is.
:
00:57:40,779 --> 00:57:44,079
You've just opened
Pandora's box, by the way.
:
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:47,169
There's a very serious, yeah.
:
00:57:47,679 --> 00:57:51,669
There's a serious fucking like, debate
:
00:57:51,789 --> 00:57:52,029
Victor: I mean,
:
00:57:52,029 --> 00:57:54,699
maybe I should get into grits
'cause like they're super cheap
:
00:57:54,699 --> 00:57:57,159
and, and, and, and nutritious.
:
00:57:57,159 --> 00:57:58,659
Are they or are they not?
:
00:57:58,749 --> 00:57:59,199
I don't know.
:
00:58:00,016 --> 00:58:04,006
Beth: no, there's super cheap and
I think high enough in calories and
:
00:58:04,006 --> 00:58:09,046
carbs that like when you're like
farming and stuff and you're like,
:
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:12,523
Victor: Yeah, it was, it's
like, um, oh, what is that?
:
00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:13,723
It's like French onion soup.
:
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:14,503
It's like, uh,
:
00:58:14,888 --> 00:58:15,248
Beth: yeah.
:
00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:16,873
Or like, there's this thing in
:
00:58:16,918 --> 00:58:19,558
Victor: that's super cheap that
that that you could turn into
:
00:58:19,858 --> 00:58:20,998
Beth: It's farmer's food,
:
00:58:21,268 --> 00:58:21,658
Victor: Yeah.
:
00:58:22,408 --> 00:58:22,558
Yeah.
:
00:58:22,558 --> 00:58:24,808
It's like, like barbacoa
is, I fucking love it.
:
00:58:24,808 --> 00:58:29,338
It, but it's, it was, it was because it
was a cheap part of the, the cow that poor
:
00:58:29,338 --> 00:58:30,928
people could eat and they'd made it good.
:
00:58:30,958 --> 00:58:31,348
Okay.
:
00:58:31,498 --> 00:58:31,888
I get it.
:
00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:33,358
Beth: chitlins yeah.
:
00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:34,198
Where it was.
:
00:58:34,258 --> 00:58:34,618
Yeah.
:
00:58:34,618 --> 00:58:37,018
You just, you made do with
what you had basically.
:
00:58:37,048 --> 00:58:37,108
Um,
:
00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:38,488
Victor: All right.
:
00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:42,148
So they teleports of the tele, the
HEA carrier, um, they find the tardis,
:
00:58:42,148 --> 00:58:44,788
it's been gutted and Yeah, yeah.
:
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,348
The, the he carrier is surprised.
:
00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:49,318
Like this, this predates
the Avengers movie.
:
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,253
This was five years before it.
:
00:58:51,253 --> 00:58:58,463
So they were Dr who has the, has the, the,
the heli care, because that's like a thing
:
00:58:58,463 --> 00:59:01,883
now, you know, in Marvel movies and such.
:
00:59:01,883 --> 00:59:02,543
They, they
:
00:59:03,378 --> 00:59:06,258
Beth: Everything's in,
everything's in the air.
:
00:59:06,468 --> 00:59:06,858
Yeah.
:
00:59:06,858 --> 00:59:09,348
And you totally think that
this is going to be in the sea.
:
00:59:09,348 --> 00:59:11,418
It's the valiant aircraft carrier.
:
00:59:11,418 --> 00:59:12,108
And you think,
:
00:59:12,483 --> 00:59:12,783
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
00:59:13,418 --> 00:59:13,683
It's gonna
:
00:59:13,788 --> 00:59:14,928
Beth: going to the ocean.
:
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:16,038
But no,
:
00:59:16,113 --> 00:59:16,713
Victor: It's flying.
:
00:59:16,713 --> 00:59:17,553
Mm-hmm.
:
00:59:18,453 --> 00:59:23,003
But then again, maybe they did rip this
off from Marvel because I remember the
:
00:59:23,003 --> 00:59:29,943
original Nick Fury Agents of Shield movies
starring David Hasselhoff actually had
:
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:30,843
uh,
:
00:59:31,395 --> 00:59:31,815
Beth: hold
:
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:36,665
Victor: yeah, he had Nick Fury was
originally portrayed by uh, David
:
00:59:36,665 --> 00:59:43,355
Hasselhoff in a, in a Marvel movie
before the MCU in the nineties.
:
00:59:43,355 --> 00:59:45,335
That totally bombed, but they had a.
:
00:59:46,325 --> 00:59:47,345
Yeah, I know, right?
:
00:59:47,465 --> 00:59:47,705
Okay.
:
00:59:47,705 --> 00:59:48,935
Did I just blow your mind, Beth?
:
00:59:49,595 --> 00:59:52,815
Beth: Yeah, I mean, I'm really
glad they went with Samuel L.
:
00:59:52,815 --> 00:59:57,635
Jackson because he is like
significantly better at acting and
:
00:59:57,635 --> 01:00:00,875
significantly less problematic than one.
:
01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:04,635
David Hasselhoff, like Samuel L.
:
01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:08,195
Jackson is wholesome,
and David Hasselhoff is
:
01:00:08,495 --> 01:00:08,675
Victor: yeah.
:
01:00:08,675 --> 01:00:12,395
Well, at, well, when this, then, when
this Nick Fury movie had, you know,
:
01:00:12,395 --> 01:00:13,805
he had the eye patch and everything.
:
01:00:14,145 --> 01:00:19,065
This was, I believe this was before
the video of him drunk on the floor,
:
01:00:19,065 --> 01:00:21,225
eating a cheeseburger, made its rounds.
:
01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:26,985
But anyway, though, there was
a hella carrier in that movie.
:
01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:30,045
It was some really horrible CGI,
maybe it was not even CGI might've
:
01:00:30,045 --> 01:00:32,745
been a matte painting, but I'll, I'll
drop it in the discord for you guys.
:
01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:32,955
Uh,
:
01:00:33,290 --> 01:00:34,100
Beth: But that's just Dr.
:
01:00:34,105 --> 01:00:35,030
Who, like, that's
:
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:35,420
Victor: yeah.
:
01:00:35,605 --> 01:00:36,470
Beth: the, vibe,
:
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:37,880
Victor: Well, Well, I like this.
:
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,780
He hella carrier.
:
01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:42,710
It's, it's, it's got that, um, that
PlayStation two graphics going on.
:
01:00:42,995 --> 01:00:44,135
It is pretty cool.
:
01:00:44,315 --> 01:00:47,765
I'll, I'll drop some, you know, I'll,
I'll, I'll drop some heli carrier visual
:
01:00:47,765 --> 01:00:51,305
porn for, for everyone in the discord.
:
01:00:51,995 --> 01:00:57,611
Beth: Anyway, so we're on board,
speaking of the ship so we're on the
:
01:00:57,611 --> 01:01:05,171
ship, um, the doctor and Martha and
Jack find that the TARDIS is aboard.
:
01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:07,721
Um, and they're all like, fuck yeah.
:
01:01:08,021 --> 01:01:09,251
And then they get inside.
:
01:01:09,281 --> 01:01:12,611
Yeah, they get inside, they're
like, fuck no, everything is red.
:
01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:16,781
And yeah, it's a paradox machine.
:
01:01:16,781 --> 01:01:18,551
And Martha's like, what
is a paradox machine?
:
01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:20,201
And the doctor's like, that's not a worry.
:
01:01:20,201 --> 01:01:22,301
If I touch anything, the
universe is gonna blow up.
:
01:01:22,301 --> 01:01:24,251
And she's like, what the fuck do we do?
:
01:01:24,461 --> 01:01:26,261
And the doctor's like, oh,
don't worry, I have a plan.
:
01:01:26,261 --> 01:01:27,161
Didn't I mention that?
:
01:01:27,221 --> 01:01:33,521
And anyway, my butt hole
would just be clenched in this
:
01:01:33,521 --> 01:01:35,171
man's presence at all times.
:
01:01:35,171 --> 01:01:37,211
Like, what do you mean
there's no plan, sir?
:
01:01:38,081 --> 01:01:38,591
Um.
:
01:01:39,686 --> 01:01:40,106
But yeah.
:
01:01:40,106 --> 01:01:45,655
And so then they sneak into the main like
control room or whatever where everyone's
:
01:01:45,930 --> 01:01:46,225
Victor: And the
:
01:01:46,225 --> 01:01:47,755
master totally knows he is there.
:
01:01:47,935 --> 01:01:49,525
Beth: yeah, the master
totally knows he is there.
:
01:01:49,885 --> 01:01:55,195
Um, but anyway, he's all like, Ooh, yeah,
let the president of the united take this.
:
01:01:55,195 --> 01:02:00,295
So the president starts uh, starts
his speech and we pan to a lady
:
01:02:00,295 --> 01:02:04,915
with a baby, just kind of like, I
guess the people of the world were,
:
01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:09,445
uh, you know, everyone's watching,
including some Americans and we know
:
01:02:09,445 --> 01:02:14,965
they're American because I paused it and
I took a picture of it because we need to
:
01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:18,655
analyze this real quick because holy shit
:
01:02:19,045 --> 01:02:21,445
Victor: Was it the one, was
it the dude, bro, who were
:
01:02:21,445 --> 01:02:22,945
chilling with the backwards caps.
:
01:02:23,805 --> 01:02:24,075
Beth: There.
:
01:02:24,285 --> 01:02:27,225
And I didn't get the deed bros
with the backwards caps, but I
:
01:02:27,225 --> 01:02:29,235
did get some American teenagers.
:
01:02:29,265 --> 01:02:30,435
I will send it.
:
01:02:30,495 --> 01:02:32,685
I am sending it to you via Discord right
:
01:02:32,930 --> 01:02:33,220
Victor: Okay.
:
01:02:33,645 --> 01:02:35,295
It'll be, let me see what's going on here.
:
01:02:35,535 --> 01:02:37,365
Beth: Sending and here we are.
:
01:02:37,845 --> 01:02:38,805
Victor: Oh my God.
:
01:02:38,805 --> 01:02:40,935
That looks like a, that holy shit.
:
01:02:40,935 --> 01:02:41,535
That is,
:
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:46,155
Beth: we have in the
frontier, we've got the Bills.
:
01:02:46,365 --> 01:02:50,445
Adu wearing a Bills jersey and somebody
else wearing a Redskins jersey, which
:
01:02:50,828 --> 01:02:51,668
Victor: Oh my God.
:
01:02:51,758 --> 01:02:52,088
Yeah.
:
01:02:52,088 --> 01:02:53,768
This Was before they changed their name.
:
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:54,938
And Jesus.
:
01:02:54,938 --> 01:03:01,148
Dude, this looks like you told AI to
give us some American nineties teenagers.
:
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:02,888
Beth: exactly.
:
01:03:02,918 --> 01:03:06,218
'cause there's like a, there's a
bucket of American fried chicken.
:
01:03:07,118 --> 01:03:07,748
pizza.
:
01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,118
Victor: A FC American Fried Chicken.
:
01:03:11,648 --> 01:03:12,878
Beth: there's pizza.
:
01:03:12,938 --> 01:03:15,638
And then there's just one McDonald's cup.
:
01:03:16,028 --> 01:03:17,738
There is a cup of McDonald's,
:
01:03:17,828 --> 01:03:19,178
Victor: There's a cup of McDonald's.
:
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,468
There is a cup of McDonald's.
:
01:03:20,498 --> 01:03:23,438
What, what is this blowup doll
looking thing in the background here?
:
01:03:23,588 --> 01:03:24,278
Beth: Oh, yeah.
:
01:03:24,308 --> 01:03:27,098
The, the pinup girl next to the Elmo,
:
01:03:27,188 --> 01:03:29,438
Victor: is, there's an Elmo there.
:
01:03:29,558 --> 01:03:31,778
Beth: There's an Elmo,
the Elmo's by the plant
:
01:03:32,048 --> 01:03:33,008
Victor: I don't see the, oh,
:
01:03:33,008 --> 01:03:33,668
Beth: So it's like.
:
01:03:34,238 --> 01:03:36,098
Pinup girl and then Elmo.
:
01:03:36,338 --> 01:03:36,848
So
:
01:03:36,908 --> 01:03:38,138
wildly confusing
:
01:03:39,428 --> 01:03:39,698
Victor: Okay.
:
01:03:39,698 --> 01:03:42,998
This was before 3D printing, so that
was a hundred percent blow up doll.
:
01:03:43,058 --> 01:03:44,258
That has to be so,
:
01:03:45,008 --> 01:03:45,458
Beth: right?
:
01:03:45,518 --> 01:03:46,748
What the heck?
:
01:03:46,808 --> 01:03:49,118
But anyway, so that's what America is,
:
01:03:50,228 --> 01:03:51,158
Victor: I mean, they're not wrong.
:
01:03:51,248 --> 01:03:51,638
Beth: yeah.
:
01:03:51,668 --> 01:03:52,328
Fair.
:
01:03:52,328 --> 01:03:52,898
Yeah.
:
01:03:55,478 --> 01:03:59,798
I mean, we're currently in this
state of bullshit for a reason.
:
01:04:01,538 --> 01:04:02,438
Victor: Oh goodness.
:
01:04:02,618 --> 01:04:03,038
Okay.
:
01:04:03,038 --> 01:04:03,458
So yeah.
:
01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:04,418
So then the
:
01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:04,958
the
:
01:04:05,318 --> 01:04:07,628
Beth: It is also 7:58 AM
:
01:04:08,198 --> 01:04:09,158
Victor: 7:58 AM Yeah.
:
01:04:09,158 --> 01:04:10,388
Who is awake watching this?
:
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:10,958
You know, like,
:
01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:13,298
Beth: Not a bunch of Americans.
:
01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:19,358
Okay, so Americans are drinking, well, the
time zone is six hours, so it'd be one.
:
01:04:19,358 --> 01:04:19,958
No,
:
01:04:20,918 --> 01:04:21,338
Victor: So
:
01:04:21,368 --> 01:04:23,768
Beth: 1 58 in the morning in
:
01:04:23,888 --> 01:04:24,218
Victor: What?
:
01:04:24,548 --> 01:04:25,118
Beth: I believe.
:
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:25,880
Victor: oh my God.
:
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,060
Yeah.
:
01:04:26,060 --> 01:04:27,860
It would be like super late at night for,
:
01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:30,230
for our Amer bros.
:
01:04:30,665 --> 01:04:32,135
Beth: So I guess that makes sense.
:
01:04:32,135 --> 01:04:34,654
Like if you're, if you've
been drinking beer all night
:
01:04:34,715 --> 01:04:36,335
and you're like really drunk,
:
01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:37,760
Victor: It really depends
on what day this is
:
01:04:38,015 --> 01:04:38,195
Beth: Yeah.
:
01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:38,960
Victor: I gotta say.
:
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:39,290
So
:
01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:40,279
this is a
:
01:04:40,505 --> 01:04:45,154
Beth: drunk order a shit ton of food,
I don't know, like that makes sense.
:
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:49,237
so the president starts his
first contact day speech.
:
01:04:49,282 --> 01:04:51,232
Victor: He's like, I'll be
your master if you want me to.
:
01:04:51,232 --> 01:04:53,782
And the taco fan are like, no, you suck.
:
01:04:53,902 --> 01:04:54,202
And they
:
01:04:54,322 --> 01:04:56,602
Beth: They're like, no, you're a sub.
:
01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:57,412
I went to Brat,
:
01:04:58,282 --> 01:05:02,482
I went to verse, um, and then
the master's, like, I'm a verse.
:
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:07,192
And the whole time, like, so Jack
and Martha and the doctor, um, are
:
01:05:07,192 --> 01:05:10,402
all kind of sitting there and the
doctor's like, Hey, the plan is to
:
01:05:10,402 --> 01:05:12,772
put a camo necklace on this dude.
:
01:05:13,221 --> 01:05:15,322
And if I can't do it,
you guys have to do it.
:
01:05:15,802 --> 01:05:20,842
And then the master is all like,
well, I've been the verse all along.
:
01:05:20,872 --> 01:05:25,852
Hi, I'm the master, and you
guys should shoot the president.
:
01:05:25,912 --> 01:05:30,052
And then they shoot the fucking
president and all hell breaks loose.
:
01:05:30,682 --> 01:05:38,092
And then the doctor tries to s put the,
put the camo necklace on Saxon the master.
:
01:05:38,152 --> 01:05:39,494
And he gets caught.
:
01:05:39,494 --> 01:05:42,074
And the Master's like, I've been
able to see you guys the whole time.
:
01:05:42,074 --> 01:05:43,634
Fuck you bitch.
:
01:05:43,853 --> 01:05:48,323
Victor: and he lasers he
kills, he kills Captain Jack
:
01:05:48,623 --> 01:05:51,023
and he is like Captain
Jack's immortal, and he is
:
01:05:51,023 --> 01:05:52,583
gonna come right back and
he is gonna kill him again.
:
01:05:53,468 --> 01:05:57,638
And it occurs to me that Martha is the
only mortal one in the group there.
:
01:05:57,638 --> 01:06:01,808
So it's like she totally should
have just hung back and like used,
:
01:06:02,018 --> 01:06:05,468
literally used the other two dudes
as, as meat shields, you know, like
:
01:06:05,668 --> 01:06:07,478
Beth: Yeah, yeah.
:
01:06:08,093 --> 01:06:11,693
But Captain Jack is all like,
hey, like realizes Martha's the
:
01:06:11,693 --> 01:06:14,513
only like breakable one basically.
:
01:06:14,573 --> 01:06:19,443
Um, and is like, Hey you
need to teleport out here.
:
01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:19,833
You need to
:
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:21,183
take my cute leather cuff.
:
01:06:22,023 --> 01:06:23,223
You need to get out of here.
:
01:06:24,669 --> 01:06:26,319
and she's all like, no.
:
01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,689
'cause she's noble and
that's why we love her.
:
01:06:28,869 --> 01:06:29,288
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:06:29,644 --> 01:06:31,984
Beth: but it's also why we're
constantly worried for her.
:
01:06:33,064 --> 01:06:38,614
Um, and then the master reveals
that he's been basically fucking
:
01:06:38,614 --> 01:06:40,624
with the doctor the entire season
:
01:06:40,984 --> 01:06:43,594
and, um, he's got his hand
:
01:06:43,849 --> 01:06:47,089
Victor: his, he's got his
hand that I think that.
:
01:06:47,614 --> 01:06:51,663
The, the 10th doctor lost in his very
first episode as the 10th doctor.
:
01:06:52,444 --> 01:06:54,394
Uh, that, that was a
whole thing I remember.
:
01:06:55,144 --> 01:07:02,104
And he used, Yeah, he used, uh, he used
the Lazarus labs, Lazarus resurrecting
:
01:07:02,104 --> 01:07:03,874
machine to do some science stuff.
:
01:07:03,994 --> 01:07:08,194
And he uses his laser, laser screwdriver
:
01:07:08,464 --> 01:07:08,884
Beth: Yes.
:
01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:09,784
Victor: and makes
:
01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:11,494
and makes the 10th doctor.
:
01:07:11,584 --> 01:07:12,094
Yeah.
:
01:07:12,634 --> 01:07:16,354
he makes the 10th doctor do a, do
a Bruce Campbell army of Darkness
:
01:07:16,354 --> 01:07:17,704
shake on the screen where he is
:
01:07:18,004 --> 01:07:18,424
Beth: Yeah.
:
01:07:19,444 --> 01:07:19,684
Yeah.
:
01:07:19,954 --> 01:07:21,454
Victor: ages him a hundred years.
:
01:07:21,784 --> 01:07:23,254
Beth: But let's be real.
:
01:07:23,794 --> 01:07:24,754
David Tenet
:
01:07:24,879 --> 01:07:25,299
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:07:25,504 --> 01:07:32,944
Beth: at a hundred years old is still
gonna be a fine looking man, but like he
:
01:07:32,944 --> 01:07:34,954
is not gonna look like that at a hundred.
:
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:38,299
Victor: you know, I gotta say, I, I,
I don't know, maybe it's just just me,
:
01:07:38,299 --> 01:07:42,379
but I think the makeup or costuming
department did really good here.
:
01:07:42,379 --> 01:07:44,119
I mean, it looks almost real.
:
01:07:44,119 --> 01:07:47,764
Like if they just would've put like some
foggy eye contact lenses on 'em, I, I
:
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:49,819
would, Mike could even believe that.
:
01:07:49,819 --> 01:07:51,739
That's really an old ass man, but,
:
01:07:51,994 --> 01:07:53,404
Beth: I believe it's an old ass man.
:
01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:55,714
I just wouldn't believe
it's an old ass David Tenet.
:
01:07:56,674 --> 01:07:57,184
Like,
:
01:07:57,259 --> 01:07:57,679
Victor: Nice.
:
01:07:58,459 --> 01:07:58,819
Yeah.
:
01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:03,410
Beth: Yeah, and then he
shoots Jack, Jack, blah.
:
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,230
And then sky rips.
:
01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:06,410
The
:
01:08:06,575 --> 01:08:10,235
Victor: rips right open and we get
the best part of the entire episode
:
01:08:10,895 --> 01:08:13,745
where he throws up his screwdriver
in the air with it, pumps his fist,
:
01:08:13,745 --> 01:08:16,505
and he says, here come the drums.
:
01:08:17,104 --> 01:08:21,005
Beth: And then it turns out the
drums are a techno bop called Voodoo
:
01:08:21,005 --> 01:08:21,604
Child,
:
01:08:22,955 --> 01:08:23,915
Victor: I love this part.
:
01:08:24,251 --> 01:08:27,701
And, uh, and I don't know what
it is, just Lucy, Lucy Saxon
:
01:08:27,701 --> 01:08:28,810
in the background there, just
:
01:08:28,810 --> 01:08:30,341
doing her, her little dance.
:
01:08:30,956 --> 01:08:32,156
It was just really cute.
:
01:08:32,156 --> 01:08:34,265
I don't know what it
is, but I'll watch it.
:
01:08:34,296 --> 01:08:36,456
I wa watching it again yesterday.
:
01:08:36,456 --> 01:08:42,330
I, I just watched this part and, and
oh my God, she, she is just, I just
:
01:08:42,330 --> 01:08:46,559
realized that Lucy here doing her
little dance, she's barely moving.
:
01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:47,550
She's just kinda wiggling.
:
01:08:47,550 --> 01:08:50,609
And I realized, wow, that
was their best take for this.
:
01:08:51,045 --> 01:08:51,524
Beth: I mean,
:
01:08:55,109 --> 01:08:56,160
Victor: But it was still really cute.
:
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:56,970
I don't know what it is.
:
01:08:58,404 --> 01:09:02,215
Beth: But yeah, she is a
white British lady, so it's
:
01:09:02,234 --> 01:09:04,600
Victor: Some, Some, white
British girl dancing,
:
01:09:05,065 --> 01:09:07,434
Beth: yeah, have no spices.
:
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:10,585
Victor: no spice all their
spice men are the spice girls.
:
01:09:10,690 --> 01:09:15,640
Beth: yes, sorry, the UK please still take
:
01:09:16,255 --> 01:09:17,515
Victor: sorry, but you know, it's true.
:
01:09:17,890 --> 01:09:18,090
So.
:
01:09:19,059 --> 01:09:20,470
Beth: Um, but yeah.
:
01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:27,072
And uh, so then the machine Starts
playing voodoo child and 6 billion spheres
:
01:09:27,192 --> 01:09:27,612
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:09:27,942 --> 01:09:28,752
Beth: the sky.
:
01:09:28,952 --> 01:09:33,312
Victor: And The correct usage of
the term decimate here, because
:
01:09:33,312 --> 01:09:35,772
that literally, I hate it when
people say, oh, I was decimated.
:
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,662
I'm like, oh, one 10th of you is missing.
:
01:09:37,721 --> 01:09:38,381
Is that what you're saying?
:
01:09:38,697 --> 01:09:39,627
Beth: Yes.
:
01:09:39,971 --> 01:09:40,782
Victor: I know, Ben.
:
01:09:41,112 --> 01:09:43,301
Ben, if you're listening, I
know you appreciate the correct
:
01:09:43,301 --> 01:09:44,756
usage of the term decimated
:
01:09:44,761 --> 01:09:45,072
here.
:
01:09:45,237 --> 01:09:46,017
Beth: is listening
:
01:09:46,136 --> 01:09:48,297
'cause he's very supportive.
:
01:09:48,297 --> 01:09:51,897
He is the Internet's dad and
also the podcast networks dad.
:
01:09:52,346 --> 01:09:52,676
So
:
01:09:52,782 --> 01:09:53,412
Victor: bosom daddy.
:
01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:56,127
Beth: do, do not hold me to your bosom.
:
01:09:58,587 --> 01:09:59,397
Keep your bosom to
:
01:09:59,397 --> 01:09:59,847
yourself,
:
01:10:00,007 --> 01:10:00,597
Victor: bosom to,
:
01:10:02,547 --> 01:10:03,897
Beth: Um, but yeah.
:
01:10:03,897 --> 01:10:08,577
And so he pulls a Thanos and
orders the spheres to remove one
:
01:10:08,577 --> 01:10:10,107
10th of the Earth's population.
:
01:10:10,737 --> 01:10:15,717
Martha tears in her eyes because at this
point her family is also in the room
:
01:10:16,287 --> 01:10:22,227
and the doctor is being held by Lucy
Saxon and the master and being forced to
:
01:10:22,357 --> 01:10:22,647
Victor: Yeah.
:
01:10:22,782 --> 01:10:23,232
to watch.
:
01:10:23,232 --> 01:10:28,452
this rain of metal balls coming down
out of the sky and just, just, just
:
01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:30,672
puke all over the, the entire planet.
:
01:10:31,242 --> 01:10:34,452
Beth: And Martha is kind of left
with an impossible decision.
:
01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:42,942
Um, and so she has to leave her
family and her, I mean really her
:
01:10:43,092 --> 01:10:45,222
biological family and her found family.
:
01:10:45,462 --> 01:10:49,062
Um, and she has to tele Aport out
:
01:10:49,197 --> 01:10:49,617
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:10:49,722 --> 01:10:51,492
Beth: she says, I will be back.
:
01:10:52,242 --> 01:10:55,302
And that leads me to believe
that like, 'cause what I would do
:
01:10:55,302 --> 01:10:59,202
in this situation and you know,
she is much smarter than I am.
:
01:10:59,262 --> 01:11:05,652
Like she, she, you know, probably
teleported back in time would be
:
01:11:05,727 --> 01:11:05,847
Victor: would
:
01:11:05,847 --> 01:11:05,937
be
:
01:11:05,937 --> 01:11:06,807
the smart thing to do.
:
01:11:06,897 --> 01:11:07,227
Yeah.
:
01:11:07,947 --> 01:11:11,397
Because that is a time, it is
a time vortex, whatever it is.
:
01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:13,497
A vortex manipulator,
I believe is, is what
:
01:11:14,382 --> 01:11:14,892
Beth: Yes.
:
01:11:15,687 --> 01:11:15,957
Victor: Yeah.
:
01:11:16,332 --> 01:11:17,382
Beth: Comes with a hangover.
:
01:11:17,877 --> 01:11:18,237
Victor: Yep.
:
01:11:18,702 --> 01:11:20,396
and that uh, that's our episode.
:
01:11:20,396 --> 01:11:20,456
It
:
01:11:20,456 --> 01:11:20,816
goes to
:
01:11:20,891 --> 01:11:21,491
Beth: her episode.
:
01:11:22,856 --> 01:11:23,786
to be continued.
:
01:11:23,786 --> 01:11:23,936
on.
:
01:11:23,936 --> 01:11:24,206
Cool.
:
01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:25,946
Girls don't look at explosions.
:
01:11:27,446 --> 01:11:27,926
Victor: so
:
01:11:27,926 --> 01:11:31,646
Beth: gotta tune in to find
out who the hosts are gonna be.
:
01:11:31,856 --> 01:11:38,306
Victor: so if I'm, I, I have to
ask you, Beth, on a scale of one
:
01:11:38,306 --> 01:11:41,246
to, are we at 13 Doctors now?
:
01:11:41,246 --> 01:11:41,306
I.
:
01:11:42,326 --> 01:11:43,376
Beth: I think we're at 14,
:
01:11:43,496 --> 01:11:45,416
Victor: if you count David
10 at twice, it's 15.
:
01:11:46,016 --> 01:11:46,436
Beth: 15.
:
01:11:46,706 --> 01:11:47,006
Victor: Yeah,
:
01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:48,056
Beth: Aren't we still on?
:
01:11:48,214 --> 01:11:49,144
Victor: We'll just say 14.
:
01:11:50,059 --> 01:11:50,349
Beth: Okay.
:
01:11:50,434 --> 01:11:54,454
Victor: On a scale of one to 14 time Lord
doctors, how do you rate this episode?
:
01:11:56,206 --> 01:11:57,226
Beth: It is really good.
:
01:11:57,226 --> 01:12:02,056
And I was like very enthralled
from the start to finish, but
:
01:12:02,596 --> 01:12:07,563
it reflects too closely our
world that we're living in right
:
01:12:07,748 --> 01:12:08,253
Victor: A little bit.
:
01:12:08,253 --> 01:12:09,243
Yeah, a little bit.
:
01:12:09,308 --> 01:12:11,702
I, I, I watch sci-fi to escape reality.
:
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:15,903
I don't like being reminded of, of the
nightmare that we're actually living in.
:
01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:16,533
So
:
01:12:17,013 --> 01:12:20,583
Beth: So I think on a scale of one
to 14, I'm gonna give this to Peter
:
01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:24,573
Capaldi just because it's too real.
:
01:12:25,143 --> 01:12:26,253
Victor: Yeah, I agree.
:
01:12:26,253 --> 01:12:29,823
I I would give it a 10
out of a 10 out of 14.
:
01:12:30,033 --> 01:12:30,843
It's enjoyable.
:
01:12:30,843 --> 01:12:32,913
It's one of the more memorable Dr.
:
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:33,963
Who episodes to me.
:
01:12:34,413 --> 01:12:37,173
It's a little cartoony ridiculous
in some places, but that's
:
01:12:37,173 --> 01:12:38,343
part of the charm of Dr.
:
01:12:38,343 --> 01:12:39,423
Who I think so,
:
01:12:39,573 --> 01:12:40,773
Beth: is for sure.
:
01:12:40,952 --> 01:12:45,683
Um, and that's kind of why we love
it because the show really tends
:
01:12:45,683 --> 01:12:50,813
to juxtapose cartoonish stuff with
serious stuff and then we end up
:
01:12:50,813 --> 01:12:52,403
with these incredibly emotional
:
01:12:53,013 --> 01:12:53,433
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:12:54,223 --> 01:12:54,513
Yeah.
:
01:12:54,779 --> 01:12:57,449
And the, the 10th, do you
have a favorite doctor?
:
01:12:57,568 --> 01:12:59,999
Like out of all the, of all the who's,
:
01:13:00,451 --> 01:13:03,541
Beth: sort of, it is a tie
between nine and 10 because
:
01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:05,341
that is really when I started.
:
01:13:05,341 --> 01:13:07,981
And Steven Leston will
always have a place in
:
01:13:08,086 --> 01:13:08,956
Victor: Did you say Steven?
:
01:13:08,956 --> 01:13:09,706
I thought it was Christopher Leston.
:
01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:12,421
Beth: It's Christopher Eccleston,
:
01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:12,711
Victor: Yeah.
:
01:13:12,961 --> 01:13:13,351
Beth: isn't it?
:
01:13:16,441 --> 01:13:19,201
I don't know why I always do
that, but I always do that.
:
01:13:19,801 --> 01:13:24,781
Um, so he will have a
special place in my heart
:
01:13:24,886 --> 01:13:26,656
Victor: I did, I did like his style.
:
01:13:26,716 --> 01:13:30,136
He, that, that, that wicked
leather jacket that he wore
:
01:13:30,136 --> 01:13:30,886
and Yeah,
:
01:13:30,961 --> 01:13:32,011
Beth: he was just cool.
:
01:13:32,011 --> 01:13:34,051
he was very punk, you know?
:
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:39,421
Um, he was like, he was like a
fashionable punk because he had like a
:
01:13:39,421 --> 01:13:42,211
kind of Vivian Westwood thing going on.
:
01:13:42,831 --> 01:13:47,181
like I'm a professional, but also
I rock a lot of leather, you know?
:
01:13:47,811 --> 01:13:48,291
But yeah.
:
01:13:49,081 --> 01:13:49,531
yours?
:
01:13:50,186 --> 01:13:53,576
Victor: I gotta say it's gotta be
Peter Aldi that he's just, I didn't
:
01:13:53,576 --> 01:13:55,136
care for the 11th doctor too much.
:
01:13:55,136 --> 01:13:56,696
David Tenet was pretty amazing.
:
01:13:56,696 --> 01:13:59,246
I gotta say, he's just, like I
said, he's a very beautiful man.
:
01:13:59,816 --> 01:14:06,266
But uh, Capaldi just had this wit
and, and just is just scathing sass
:
01:14:06,536 --> 01:14:07,136
that is just,
:
01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:08,231
Beth: old man.
:
01:14:08,231 --> 01:14:08,261
I,
:
01:14:08,336 --> 01:14:12,746
Victor: oh, and, and then when I found
out that that one episode where he went
:
01:14:12,746 --> 01:14:17,516
back to just hang out in the, in the dark
ages just to give himself a vacation and
:
01:14:17,516 --> 01:14:23,166
he rides into, to a, the gladiator arena
on a tank playing an electric guitar.
:
01:14:23,799 --> 01:14:28,479
Uh, I found out that, that Peter Capaldi
is actually a wizard on the guitar.
:
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:30,639
He was actually playing
the guitar in that scene.
:
01:14:30,639 --> 01:14:32,559
I'm like, oh, you're fucking cool as shit.
:
01:14:32,559 --> 01:14:33,818
I will never be that cool.
:
01:14:34,089 --> 01:14:35,949
Beth: actually in a punk band.
:
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,929
Like he, Peter Capaldi was an actual
:
01:14:38,244 --> 01:14:40,943
Victor: Yeah, dude, that guy's
a Yeah, he's cool as shit, so,
:
01:14:40,959 --> 01:14:44,139
Beth: but the 11th doctor, I
did start out not liking him
:
01:14:44,139 --> 01:14:45,279
'cause he wasn't David Tenet.
:
01:14:45,579 --> 01:14:47,769
Um, and I was a child literally.
:
01:14:48,249 --> 01:14:53,699
And, but but the episode where
they show Van Gogh his works and
:
01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:54,299
like,
:
01:14:54,464 --> 01:14:55,274
Victor: beautiful.
:
01:14:55,274 --> 01:14:55,874
Yeah.
:
01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:57,389
Beth: I'm like, I could feel it.
:
01:14:57,389 --> 01:14:59,999
Like I could feel getting, like,
I'm getting a little clumped
:
01:15:00,179 --> 01:15:00,599
Victor: Mm-hmm.
:
01:15:00,719 --> 01:15:01,379
Beth: thinking about it,
:
01:15:01,466 --> 01:15:03,236
Victor: That's an example of what
you were talking about, how it,
:
01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:07,346
how it, how this show can do some
be ridiculous hijinks, but also
:
01:15:07,346 --> 01:15:10,706
hit you with the feels that
is, that is the essence of Dr.
:
01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:11,426
Who, I gotta say,
:
01:15:12,086 --> 01:15:15,206
it's like hitting you with the
feels, even with all the hi jinks.
:
01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:15,986
Beth: It is.
:
01:15:16,046 --> 01:15:22,256
And speaking of feels I just wanna
thank Jeremy Siegel for letting us
:
01:15:22,346 --> 01:15:25,886
use his song for the theme music.
:
01:15:26,066 --> 01:15:30,146
You can find him at jeremy
siegel 40 two.bandcamp.com
:
01:15:30,236 --> 01:15:33,716
and on Spotify under Nuclear Jaguar.
:
01:15:34,466 --> 01:15:39,926
And I would also like to think
the shit out of angry duck time
:
01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:45,896
machine for our podcast Art
Aaron, you lovely, beautiful man.
:
01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,116
You lovely patient.
:
01:15:48,746 --> 01:15:51,446
Wonderful, beautiful man.
:
01:15:52,031 --> 01:15:54,911
Victor: He has more patience
than uh, human is capable of.
:
01:15:54,911 --> 01:15:55,151
I think
:
01:15:55,271 --> 01:15:56,081
Beth: Seriously.
:
01:15:56,651 --> 01:15:57,041
So
:
01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:57,911
patient.
:
01:15:58,301 --> 01:16:03,641
So patient for wading through
what I'm sure is mostly tangents.
:
01:16:04,151 --> 01:16:07,811
thank you for editing this
podcast and thank you to you
:
01:16:07,811 --> 01:16:09,941
listener for bearing with us
:
01:16:12,325 --> 01:16:14,618
Victor: Hit us up on the What
Happened here at Productions Discord
:
01:16:14,978 --> 01:16:18,038
Beth: yes, come share
your opinions on grits.
:
01:16:20,077 --> 01:16:21,483
Victor: and we will see you next time on.
:
01:16:22,287 --> 01:16:24,387
you are, who you are, who,
:
01:16:25,317 --> 01:16:27,702
Beth: Who hoops to the,
:
01:16:28,332 --> 01:16:30,747
Victor: who, whos does this yet?
:
01:16:31,467 --> 01:16:31,757
Beth: okay?
:
01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:32,117
Bye.
:
01:16:32,307 --> 01:16:32,967
Victor: see you next week.
:
01:16:32,967 --> 01:16:33,297
Internet.
:
01:16:42,713 --> 01:16:43,013
Beth: yeah.
:
01:16:43,073 --> 01:16:47,993
No, we are both the, they put
the a, DD gremlins together
:
01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:50,029
and uh, this will be pure
:
01:16:50,029 --> 01:16:50,839
chaos.