Episode 163

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5th Mar 2025

BSG S1E10 - Oops, All Cylons (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)

Victor from Dominion Media Television returns to discuss the show that dethroned Babylon 5 as his favorite. Laura recommends you take the antivenom. Victor warns us about stealth rattlesnakes. Xhafer reminds us Kamala tried to get us to see snakes. Welcome to the SnakeCast! It's Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 10: Hand of God.

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Transcript
Xhafer:

Hello and welcome to Who Are You?

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This is a reasonably well done sci

fi watch cast hosted by two former

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strangers, now friends, who are currently

watching Battlestar Galactica:

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I'm Jafar.

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Laura: and I always forget to

put in the reasonably well done

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part, but it's so important

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Xhafer: so important.

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Laura: is Lara

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Xhafer: And we've got a

friend with us today, Vic.

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Hey, Vic.

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Victor: Hey, glad to be

back here with you guys.

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You guys are my favorite

podcast to guest host on.

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Yes.

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Laura: Galactica and watching me

be super wrong about everything

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Victor: God, it is so exciting.

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I'm reliving it through you.

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like having the experience of

watching it the first time.

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It's really interesting because Babylon

5, for the longest time, was my number

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one Uh, so it was super fun being

able to guest host on you with that

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when you guys were covering Babylon

5 and then you cover story coming.

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Now you're doing Battlestar Galactica.

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I vividly remember Being so hooked on

this show when it first came out and

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we had little watch parties at my house

like my roommates We would come over and

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we'd watch the new episode together this

is back when before the streaming days

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when you actually had to wait until the

day in time and set a reminder and you

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know, shut your phone off and Someone

you know, someone would call and be all

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just like don't turn your phone off.

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Yes

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Victor: it.

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I'm like, man, I love the show, but

still Babylon five is my number one.

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And I held that held onto that until

the season finale of season one.

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And I got to say, you're, I cannot wait

to listen to the episode of you, you

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know, because after that one, after

it ended, I was like, Oh, that did it.

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You got crown crown, the

new king of sci fi for me.

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And Battlestar Galactica held that

spot until the Expanse came along, so.

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So, for my personal rankings, this

is a very important thing to me.

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My mental spreadsheet of all my

favorite sci fi franchises and whatnot.

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So,

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Laura: Wow.

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This is a strong endorsement.

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And we only have a few

episodes left to get to

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Victor: I know, I'm so excited to

hear your reaction to the finale.

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It's

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Laura: gosh, I'm excited now.

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Xhafer: I, in the spoiler chat, I

have predicted a moment where you

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are going to message or call me.

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Victor: Ha, same.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Laura: I can't wait.

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I can't

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Victor: Ha ha ha Yeah, it's,

it's really I feel like The

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What's the word I'm looking for?

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This new, new golden era of sci fi

TV Is largely in part to Battlestar

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Galactica, because I remember this

show, it brought in a lot of the

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mainstream audience, you know people

who are typically not sci fi fans

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We're really into Battlestar Galactica.

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I remember at the time, my sister

in law at the time was living with

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us in our apartment and we would be

watching the newest PSG episode in

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the living room and she'd come in

to get something from the fridge.

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And next thing you know, she's

like parked, I see herself, I see

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her parked up behind us watching

a show like, Whoa, what, who's

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this red lady that no one can see?

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Like, what's going on here?

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Or the lady in the red dress and shit.

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And then she'd be into it.

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And then we would like, okay, well,

we got to start the season over

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because you have to get caught up.

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You can't just jump in.

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You have to we restarted season one so

many times because we would have friends

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over and be like, you haven't seen it yet.

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Okay.

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Pull up a chair.

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Yeah.

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That was, that was good times.

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Good memories.

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Yeah.

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And uh, so when it was first airing,

another little thing I wanted to talk

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about like in relation to Babylon five

as well when the show first aired, they

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occasionally had like, an after show,

kind of like the, the ready room almost

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Laura: Oh,

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Victor: like occasionally they would do

that and it would have Rondy more in there

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and they'd be talking about like the,

the writing and the background and stuff.

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And I remember, so, There was uh, it was

the episode where, so, you know, no, no

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spoilers but it was the episode where they

finally revealed the identity of the, of

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the final Cylon and it was a big deal.

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And I remember watching Ron D.

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Moore talk with him and he said

like, yeah, so we got together

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with the writer of the room and we.

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Started tossing around ideas about

who the final Cylon should be, And

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we just kept on coming back to uh,

yeah, it had to be this person.

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And we were all just in agreed,

in agreeance, and I'm like, wait a

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minute, wait a minute, You didn't have

this planned out from the beginning?

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You're telling me, like, I didn't know how

TV, like, typical TV writing worked back

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then, And, I was like, offended, almost,

like, You've been taking me on this ride,

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and you don't even know where we're going?

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Like, what the

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Laura: you bought into

the JMS, is what you did.

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Victor: exactly, as, as much as a

personal beef I have with JMS now uh,

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Xhafer: ha

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Victor: I do gotta say

he kinda spoiled me,

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Xhafer: Heh heh heh heh.

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Victor: Well, he knows where reason will

be well done, so, yeah yeah, I was just,

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um, shocked, cause yeah, JMS set that

standard for me, I just love the fact

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that all throughout the series it had the

same consistent thing, cause didn't you,

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I think it was on this show that I found

out from you guys that He was he wrote

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every episode except like one or two.

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Xhafer: He wrote, so, in seasons

one and two, he would have friends

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or esteemed writers kinda do

it, take it one here or there.

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And then, I wanna say it's Two thirds

of the way through season two, he

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wrote everything until Season five's

He Who Will Not Be Named episode.

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Laura: Right, yeah, yeah.

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Xhafer: Um, yeah, no, I mean, this

was a time and a place for sure.

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Uh, I was in college when this was airing,

and it was definitely a, like, event.

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Like, I was already a sci fi nerd,

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Victor: Mm

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Xhafer: so that wasn't new, but definitely

definitely was, like, requisite,

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like, oh, it's uh, you know, it's

Wednesdays or whatever it was airing on.

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most of college is a blur

for a number of reasons.

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Um,

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Laura: Weird, yeah.

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Xhafer: crazy how that happens.

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Couldn't possibly have

been all the alcohol.

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Anyways

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Victor: I remember the, for the, for the

season finale I was playing Eve online

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at the time and The people in my guild,

I think they're called corporations.

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It was basically a guild and an MMO.

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A lot of them lived in the UK and one of

them sent me a link for like a torrent

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to download the season because it aired

like a week earlier for them in the UK.

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So they had already seen

the season finale and any.

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It did a file share for me and we all,

me and my roommates, we all watched

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it a day early on my computer,

just huddled around it, like, you

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know, the big CRT monitor and shit.

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And that was pretty epic.

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And I want to say, I think

the UK version has a different

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intro song than the U S version.

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I'll have to look that up.

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Laura: That's a thing that happens

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Xhafer: I think the theme song

changes after season one, if you're

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Victor: Hmm.

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Xhafer: doesn't it?

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Anyways,

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Laura: We'll find

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out.

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Xhafer: out in a couple weeks.

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Yeah, we're not that far away.

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Um, but yeah, so we're

not at the season finale.

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We're, a couple episodes before, we're at

season one, episode 10, The Hand of God.

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Now, now,

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Victor: Hand of Dog.

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Xhafer: That's just your dyslexia.

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Um, you picked this episode,

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Victor: Yes, I did.

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Xhafer: So I gotta ask, why this episode?

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Or if you wanna save it till at the end.

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Victor: uh, It is simply, it's,

it's my, it's my favorite, second

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favorite episode of season one.

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My favorite being the finale,

and I thought it would just be

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presumptuous of me just to jump

in for the finale episode, so,

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Xhafer: Hmm.

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That's what, that's the

one Beth picked, so.

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Victor: oh,

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Xhafer: heh heh heh heh

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Laura: Beth has privilege, I suppose.

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Certain, certain privileges.

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Victor: Totally understandable.

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Xhafer: I, I, I believe her

exact reason was, You know me.

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I want the most dramatic bitch

episode that's in that season.

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Heh heh heh heh heh.

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Victor: Yeah.

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So, mm hmm, it's, oh god, I'm so excited.

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I won't, yeah.

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Ah, I can't wait to hear

your reaction, Laura.

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It's gonna be so good.

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Xhafer: but

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Victor: two seasons

aren't my favorite, but

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Xhafer: oh yeah,

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Victor: doing it on a binge

watch these days is a lot better.

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I just remember being really

upset back in the day, having to

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wait a week in between episodes.

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And

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Xhafer: the like year in between the

first half and the second half of

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season four was fucking miserable.

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Victor: And this was the era where

they were doing mid season finales

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or mid season breaks because

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Xhafer: this and Breaking Bad

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Victor: yeah, Breaking Bad Walking Dead,

a lot of them, they discovered that the

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highest ratings come from the finale.

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So they were all just like, well,

we can't have, we can't have more

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finales, but, but wait, could we, you

know, the TV executives are all just

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sitting around like, how can we milk

more, more ratings out of our audience?

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You know?

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Xhafer: And you can't make it another

season, because if it's another

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season, you have to renegotiate because

everyone gets signed for seasons.

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Not num well, I mean it's changed

since then, but that used to be how

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it was, is you get signed for seasons.

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And so they would split it

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Victor: yeah,

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Xhafer: Alright, well, let's get into this episode.

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We open on a press conference.

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The fleet is almost out of tillium.

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It's starship fuel, guys, this is bad.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: When asked about a backup plan if

the fleet runs out of fuel, Rosalyn has

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a Kamala induced vision of seeing snakes.

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Kamala tried to get us all to see snakes,

and that didn't go too well, did it?

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Victor: knew you were going to make it.

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Xhafer: That was uh,

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Victor: Yeah, no, I

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Xhafer: yeah, too real?

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Sorry.

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Um,

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Victor: on top of current events,

you know, that we can't just

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Xhafer: how else will this

podcast feel dated in six months

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if we don't reference current

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events?

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Victor: Fair enough.

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That's good enough.

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Yeah, so in this episode here, I

don't know if I just never, yeah, I

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never noticed this before, but I'm

just gonna drop this in the discord.

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I took a screenshot of this, this

press conference we have here.

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The guy in the front row here.

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My dude in the front row

here, is he holding a

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Laura: you like, took little props

from other sci fi shows and used them

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as other stuff in your sci fi show?

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Victor: Like that doesn't look

like any microphone I've seen.

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That looks like a freaking phaser.

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Is she about to stun the president or

is he about to stun the president here?

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Laura: ha ha ha.

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Xhafer: I like the, like, 2000s

era minicam that the uh, the the

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person behind the phaser holder has.

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Like that is straight up a piece of

technology that I have seen in person.

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Victor: is one thing I love about

the setting that is just kind of

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brilliant seeing is how this, this

uh, series takes place a long time

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ago in a galaxy far, far away, you

know, in cobalt, um, the colonies and

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everything they can create their own.

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technology thing.

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It's not like other TV shows, like

we watch I don't know, like, say

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in Star Trek TNG, like in the very

first season, they had printers on

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every deck, where they would print

out the orders on paper and stuff.

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That, and we're just

like, that's ridiculous.

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And so the technology

doesn't feel out of place.

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But here, since it's a completely

separate, you know, fictional universe,

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they can do whatever they want.

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And I think that's really brilliant.

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I like that a lot.

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Xhafer: Yep.

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So, uh, Rosalind bails out

of this conference here uh,

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Victor: Ever

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Xhafer: she has these visions.

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We cut over to Crashdown and Boomer,

who are searching for Tillum.

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Yes, it is Starkiller.

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And instead of making us wait a

whole fucking episode, we find

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the Tillium before credits.

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Laura: Yeah.

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They're really good at

finding stuff we need.

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Xhafer: These two.

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Victor: that down.

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there's a term for that.

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He, what, what they do, they,

they bring up more Boomer brings

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up the fact that they, they also

found, was it water previously?

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Yeah.

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And they, she, it's called

lampshading from what I understand.

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It's a trope where if you, if

Something weird and obvious that

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doesn't feel like based in reality.

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Just the fact that these two main

characters will always be making the

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important discoveries or they put a

lampshade on it just to point it out.

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Be like, I I'm pretty sure

these two also later find make

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another important discovery.

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I should know.

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No, no, but

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yeah.

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Laura: okay.

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I loved that Crashdown was, like, doing

the percussive maintenance on the, the TV.

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But it's weird that it was, like,

malfunctioning, and he, he baps it

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a little, and we found the thing!

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You know, I

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was like, hmm, this is so suspicious.

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I'm so suspicious.

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But, we found Tillium.

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Yay!

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But, oh no!

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Oops!

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Someone else is already here.

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Victor: it's not stupid,

it is in fact Cylon.

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Laura: We go to theme we come

back, Galactica's looking a little

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beat up in this little flyby we

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Victor: so good.

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I love the attention to detail

there as the seasons go by.

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Um, they're consistent with the

battle damage on the Galactica

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because Yeah, it makes sense.

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It's not like Star Trek Voyager

where it's just magically

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cleaned and vacuumed every week.

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But no, those scars, they are

consistent on the galactic hull.

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I love that detail.

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It's by, you know, minor spoiler, but

by season five she looks like shit.

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Yeah.

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Laura: D.

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Moore had gotten to run Voyager?

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What she would have looked like.

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Victor: Yeah, well there

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Laura: That'd be fun.

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Xhafer: So yeah, we have

a senior staff meeting.

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They're talking a plan.

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And the old man here says what

they were all trying to avoid.

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They're gonna have to fight the

Cylons and take this Tillium.

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Victor: Hell yeah!

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heh

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: he brings up the, the valid point.

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They have the only advantage that they

ever will at any point, which is surprise.

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Victor: hmm.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Seemingly, anyway.

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I don't know.

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Do we?

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Xhafer: So, they start to talk

about a plan here, and Adama goes

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and recruits Mary Starbuck for

some outside of the box thinking.

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Laura: Oh,

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Victor: know, at first I was like, I

thought this was a little, um, Tropy.

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I don't want to use the word Mary

Sue, but it kind of like, you

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know, she's the main character.

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So

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Xhafer: Well, I mean,

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Laura: I, I don't feel like this

is Mary Suey if we had not done

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that silly interrogation episode.

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That's what kind of like

pushes it a little bit.

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It's like, maybe we could have pulled

her back for that one, so we do this one.

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Cause this makes a lot of sense.

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This makes more sense than the sniper.

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Victor: the sniper was too much.

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I feel like that was too much.

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But the interrogation thing

I could, I rationalized.

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I just figured they were

like, okay, it's a problem.

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Personnel is a problem for

our, our heroes here because,

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you know, there's less than

50, 000 people left in the

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human race.

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So there's a shortage on qualified

personnel in certain areas.

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Laura: For everything.

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Yeah.

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Victor: so they were like, we have

the Cylon, we need to interrogate him.

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We don't have a trained

interrogator anywhere.

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Who do we know that can

really get under your skin?

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And Colonel Tye is like, Heheheheh Colonel

Tye is like, I have just the person.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Victor: Heheheheheh Yeah.

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I could see them bringing in, Adama

wanting to bring in Starbuck because,

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I've, I've seen it in, you know,

workplace environments where if you

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have one person who's good at something,

the management tends to heavily rely

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on that one person for everything.

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I have been said person before and I was

back when I gave a shit about my career.

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But anyway,

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uh, So yeah, then.

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It's like understandable now.

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It's all just like, okay, well, you

just have starbuck do everything because

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she is the best pilot, you know She's

probably got the most confirmed Cylon

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kills and everything which I Really

want to want to know more about the

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backstory of the characters here.

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It's touched on a little bit in Caprica,

but You know the Cylons they've been

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the They disappeared for 50 years so

all of these Everyone in the colonial

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military here for the majority of

them, this is their first, I think,

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at least, I think it would be their

first experience with like real combat.

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So, I

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Xhafer: So, they do reference

putting down Tom Zarek's uprising?

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Victor: Okay, yeah.

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In Caprica, we get a little bit of that.

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We see that there was conflict

between the separate colonies.

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I don't know, has it been established

yet that the twelve colonies are

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actually twelve different planets?

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah, that was pretty clear to me.

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Victor: Yeah.

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There's a, there's a, a map out there.

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You know what?

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I'll find it and I'll check to make

sure it doesn't have any spoilers

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and then I'll post it in the discord.

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But there's a star map that, that

has the 12 colonies of cobalt.

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And I think it's at least two

separate star systems that are

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in close proximity to each other.

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And it has all the, all

the separate planets.

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If Caprica would have got renewed for

a second season, I have a feeling we

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would have seen more of the other.

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Planets, like I want to see,

because they're all named after,

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Laura: Like a constellation,

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right, or?

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Victor: And I want to

see, like me, I'm a Libra.

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I wanted to see more of Libran.

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But we only ever get, only

get one shot of, of Libran.

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And it's apparently famous

for its ancient courthouses.

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So, because Libra is

a balance scale thing.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Justice sort of thing.

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Victor: It's pretty cool.

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Laura: Yeah.

400

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Xhafer: Rosalind talks to

Priestess Aloysia after

401

:

Laura: Yeah.

402

:

We've seen her before,

403

:

Xhafer: Yeah, she was there

for the so say we alls.

404

:

Victor: Yeah, she was in the

original two part miniseries,

405

:

Laura: miniseries?

406

:

Yeah.

407

:

Mm

408

:

Victor: Yeah.

409

:

She's a recurring character.

410

:

Yeah.

411

:

We see her more.

412

:

Xhafer: and uh, you know, Rosalind

is describing her visions to her, and

413

:

she's all like, you're fucking with me.

414

:

Victor: Yeah.

415

:

Are you fracking with me?

416

:

Xhafer: Yeah, because this is like,

you're literally quoting an ancient

417

:

prophecy of the leader who's destined

to bring us to a new land right now.

418

:

Victor: and she tells her, it's all

just like, yeah, but that can't be

419

:

you because they said according to the

ancient scriptures, she, the, the leader

420

:

was suffering from a, a mortal disease,

421

:

Xhafer: A wasting disease.

422

:

Victor: Yeah, and Rosalind's,

like, quiet, so, yeah.

423

:

I love, I love her reaction,

because, yeah, like you said,

424

:

like, you're shittin me, right?

425

:

You're just, this is kinda like

426

:

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

427

:

Laura: Yeah, and she basically

tells her you're not going to

428

:

live to, to see Earth, basically.

429

:

Xhafer: Yeah, the key here was the

leader takes them to the promised

430

:

land, but dies before they get there.

431

:

Laura: Yeah, so this was a, an ancient

prophet who first saw this, Pythia.

432

:

Yeah,

433

:

Xhafer: Yeah, this is old,

434

:

old, ancient, religious text.

435

:

And this is also where this is

all happened before this will

436

:

all happen again comes from.

437

:

Victor: And it said they were led

by serpents numbering two in ten.

438

:

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

439

:

Mm

440

:

hmm.

441

:

Laura: She supposedly saw a

dozen snakes on her podium.

442

:

I can't tell you guys how many times I

paused to look at the different snakes

443

:

and see what kind of snakes

444

:

Victor: Did you see the one that was,

there was that old thing I learned

445

:

as a kid to tell the difference

446

:

Laura: Uh Huh.

447

:

Which is not totally accurate.

448

:

So don't go by that.

449

:

Victor: Of course.

450

:

Typically.

451

:

Everything I fucking learned in school

has just turned out to be wrong.

452

:

Ha

453

:

Laura: problem is

454

:

Victor: ha ha.

455

:

Yeah, exactly, just

don't fuck with snakes.

456

:

But yeah, one of them was, was, had

red, black, and yellow stripes on it.

457

:

And isn't it Isn't it the coral

snake that's super venomous?

458

:

Laura: Coralsnake is the bad one.

459

:

I believe it's Milksnake?

460

:

Or maybe there's a Scarlet something.

461

:

Yeah, there's, there's one that's fine.

462

:

This is the one that's fine.

463

:

Victor: then you're They

will kill Stringfellow.

464

:

Kil

465

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Xhafer: had to worry about rattlesnakes.

466

:

Up north here, that's the only snakes

that we have that are a problem.

467

:

So,

468

:

Laura: let you know.

469

:

They do the

470

:

thing.

471

:

Duh duh duh duh

472

:

duh

473

:

Xhafer: any, all rattlesnakes

have stopped rattling.

474

:

Victor: You've heard about this?

475

:

Yeah.

476

:

It's

477

:

Xhafer: Oh, wait, no, I

have heard about this.

478

:

Because the, the like, bone

won't form properly anymore

479

:

because of some pesticide.

480

:

Victor: from what I understand,

it's, it's, we're seeing, we're

481

:

seeing evolution happen within our

lifetime because the snakes that the

482

:

rattlesnakes that don't rattle before

they strike the farmer or whoever it

483

:

Laura: They don't get killed by

484

:

the human.

485

:

Victor: The ones that do

rattle are being killed off.

486

:

So the ones that don't

rattle are breeding.

487

:

And, you know, and inheriting that gene,

488

:

Laura: That's wild.

489

:

Victor: are getting fucking stealthy!

490

:

That's scary!

491

:

Xhafer: Boo!

492

:

Stay obvious!

493

:

Boo!

494

:

Heh heh

495

:

Laura: like obvious.

496

:

We will just leave.

497

:

We won't kill you.

498

:

I promise.

499

:

Victor: my fans on DMTV, um she's one

of the people in the DMTV chess club that

500

:

I play with, and I mentioned something

about, yeah, if you're ever in, visit

501

:

the, the state, she lives in London, and

I'm like, if you ever visit the states,

502

:

you should come visit, and she goes,

No, I'm not gonna visit America, you're

503

:

full of, you're full of rattlesnakes!

504

:

And I'm like, what?

505

:

She goes, yeah, I'm always seeing

things in the news about, you

506

:

know, about, you know, snakes!

507

:

Rattlesnakes!

508

:

I hate snakes!

509

:

I'm like, there's not

rattlesnakes everywhere, stop

510

:

Laura: They're, they're really

not as bad as Australian snakes.

511

:

Australia is where you don't want to go.

512

:

Like, we've got good

513

:

Victor: ha ha

514

:

Laura: can anti venom all

of those ones in Australia.

515

:

That's pretty scary.

516

:

Victor: then, and then a week, like

literally a week later my mother's

517

:

little dog, she has this little Chihuahua

was bitten in the eye by a rattlesnake

518

:

out in her house.

519

:

Thank God she's okay.

520

:

She healed up, but she

sent me the pictures.

521

:

I felt so sorry for this little thing.

522

:

She was, had one eye all swollen

up, but she, by some miracle,

523

:

survived a rattlesnake attack.

524

:

And it was a tiny little

525

:

Laura: we have good anti-venoms

if she went to the vet, like,

526

:

these anti-venoms are good folks.

527

:

Don't say no to anti-venom if you get bit.

528

:

Yeah,

529

:

Xhafer: heh

530

:

Victor: so there's anti vaxxers,

are they anti anti anti venomers?

531

:

Laura: Well, there's people who are

like, oh, you know, 'cause I, I think

532

:

it's made there, there's horse horses

involved, like horse antibodies in

533

:

the process of making anti-venom.

534

:

And I guess it's common

to be allergic to horses.

535

:

So people worry like, oh, I'm

gonna have an allergic reaction.

536

:

You can treat an allergic

reaction, get the anti anti-venom

537

:

Victor: I know rattlesnake venom is used

for treating arthritis, I want to say.

538

:

Is that arthritis?

539

:

Some condition.

540

:

Laura: sounds familiar, yeah.

541

:

This is SnakeCast,

542

:

everyone.

543

:

Welcome to

544

:

Victor: yeah!

545

:

ha

546

:

ha

547

:

Xhafer: Don't fuck with snakes.

548

:

We go over to the war room.

549

:

Where Starbuck gets paid the

worst compliment ever by her boss.

550

:

She is not weighed down

by conventional thinking.

551

:

Victor: ha!

552

:

I mean, that's accurate!

553

:

Xhafer: now Vic.

554

:

Laura: I aspire to not be weighed

down by conventional thinking, so.

555

:

Xhafer: feel like you might hear this

more in a military setting than you

556

:

would a traditional work setting.

557

:

If my boss said this to me, I would be

like, probably walking for the door.

558

:

Like, there's no way that this can

be pulled off as a compliment, right?

559

:

Victor: in my experience,

I've never heard that before.

560

:

They're It, no, I've never heard anyone

advocate for outside the box thinking,

561

:

like, in, in my experience, the,

562

:

Xhafer: Well, even if you

563

:

Laura: The army loves a box.

564

:

Xhafer: say

565

:

Victor: their fucking box, dude.

566

:

They're all just like, no,

we're going to go with the box.

567

:

Even though it's outdated and

stinky and moldy and falling

568

:

apart, we're using the fucking box.

569

:

Yeah.

570

:

Fuck that box.

571

:

God damn it.

572

:

Anyway.

573

:

Laura: Yeah, yeah.

574

:

She doesn't think their plan is

any good, and she has reasons why.

575

:

And

576

:

yeah, okay,

577

:

Xhafer: She starts to

578

:

Laura: let's let the lady cook,

579

:

Xhafer: yeah.

580

:

And then we cut over to her

pitching the plan to the president.

581

:

Victor: Because it involved borrowing

a couple of uh, civilian ships.

582

:

Xhafer: Yeah, gonna have

to have some civvy bait.

583

:

Laura: Decoys.

584

:

Yeah.

585

:

Are we using the civilian pilots

as decoys, or do we at least put

586

:

military pilots in the civilian

587

:

Victor: Oh, that's never

they never clarified that.

588

:

Huh.

589

:

Xhafer: The way they talk about it,

they're like, we'll just tell them to

590

:

hightail it as soon as there's trouble.

591

:

Victor: Sounds, sounds like it's the,

592

:

Xhafer: Civilian

593

:

Laura: the civvies, yeah.

594

:

Yeah.

595

:

Yeah.

596

:

Xhafer: I mean, at this point,

any pilot has to be ready

597

:

Laura: You're now a military

598

:

Xhafer: Yeah, like, uh, you have

to be ready for that quick jump.

599

:

You get, You got good at it the first

time, and if you didn't get good at it

600

:

the first time, you got good at it in

the first hundred, or you didn't make it.

601

:

Victor: I loved the guy, um, I wish

he would've, we would've brought

602

:

him back, brought him back for

the series, but in the original.

603

:

Mini series, the the pilot of

Colonial One, that Apollo befriends,

604

:

when the attacks happened.

605

:

That guy was cool.

606

:

I mean, he looked like an airline pilot.

607

:

Or a space line pilot, I guess.

608

:

So.

609

:

Laura: Yeah.

610

:

That would have been

fun to have that sort of

611

:

Victor: Yeah.

612

:

I would have loved more stuff, yeah, I

mean we get a little bit more of it in

613

:

later seasons, but I would have loved

to see more about life in the fleet,

614

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

615

:

Yeah, the cast expands a bit.

616

:

Victor: it does, but you know,

from a production standpoint, it's

617

:

just a lot cheaper to do everything

on Galactica because you don't

618

:

have to build new sets and all

619

:

Laura: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

620

:

Xhafer: Balter is brought in to do some

science, specifically to be all like,

621

:

Hey, don't go Gandhi and nuke this bitch.

622

:

Victor: I love a good Civ joke.

623

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

624

:

That has to be one of the most

iconic bugs in video game history.

625

:

Victor: I'm not so sure that was a bug.

626

:

Xhafer: No, no, it was.

627

:

So, uh, So how it worked in like

the coding of the first Civ is, The

628

:

leaders had a like stat on which they

would be like likelihood to nuke.

629

:

And they set Gandhi to the

lowest, and so if you did anything

630

:

that would lower it, it went

631

:

Victor: I'll reset to the

632

:

Xhafer: and went to the top.

633

:

And so that's why, like, if you ever

made peace with Gandhi, he would nuke

634

:

the shit out of you in that game.

635

:

It was a bug.

636

:

Laura: Hilarious.

637

:

Yeah, we can't, we can't Use the

nukes because that's gonna like,

638

:

Victor: They blow up the,

blow up their gasoline.

639

:

Yeah, that

640

:

Laura: Yeah.

641

:

Xhafer: Gaius knows what needs to be

done, but he doesn't know enough to

642

:

be able to spot the unrefined tanks.

643

:

So he asks 6PT for help

on his homework again.

644

:

And she can't help him, but God can.

645

:

And Baltar's like, wait a minute,

this is, this is Cylon God, right?

646

:

Right, why, why would Cylon

God help me blow up Cylons?

647

:

And 6PT is all like, God only cares

about your love, everything else.

648

:

So, so Baltar gives it a guess, and

he confesses that he guessed, and you

649

:

know, God, God's like a mystery, y'all.

650

:

Laura: Yeah, it doesn't

always speak in words.

651

:

Don't worry about it.

652

:

I, I don't know, I'm starting

to think God is a giant ruse.

653

:

Ha ha ha.

654

:

Hmm.

655

:

Victor: that, why, this is one of those

moments that I just cringed at and you

656

:

know, I have the, I get the secondhand

embarrassment a lot for, for Baltar

657

:

because he could have just said, I

don't know, you know, and they could

658

:

have like looked over it and try

to make an educated guess, but he

659

:

Laura: Yeah, the three of us, well,

this looks like this, and that, you

660

:

know,

661

:

like,

662

:

Victor: couldn't have studied it in depth,

but no, he was all just like, right there.

663

:

Like you're playing fucking

pin the tail on the Cylon.

664

:

Like what the

665

:

Laura: Must be smart guy.

666

:

Can't not be smart guy.

667

:

Xhafer: God, I, I've

worked with people like

668

:

Laura: this guy.

669

:

Fuck.

670

:

Victor: I think we've all worked

with the Baltar at some point.

671

:

Xhafer: Just, I have to know everything.

672

:

I have to be right.

673

:

Laura: I've cleaned up

many a mistake by a Baltar.

674

:

Xhafer: Oh, for sure.

675

:

Victor: Cleaning up a Baltar mess is never

676

:

Xhafer: For

677

:

Laura: Yeah.

678

:

So, Adama goes to visit Starbuck in

the gym, and she's still under the

679

:

impression that she's gonna get to

go along and do her own plan, right?

680

:

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

681

:

Laura: And he's not having that,

because her knee has not healed

682

:

enough yet, and she's not gonna

be able to take the G forces.

683

:

Right.

684

:

Of, you know, spinning around doing this

thing, which I, I liked that we remembered

685

:

that gravity's a thing in this show.

686

:

Victor: Right, that,

687

:

Laura: They're nice and

conscious of it, where some sci

688

:

fi shows are just like, meh,

689

:

Victor: they gloss over it, it's somewhat

inconsistent, but the vipers, oh not the

690

:

vipers, the raptors very obviously have

artificial gravity cause I mean it's

691

:

a tiny little ship, but occasionally,

and I guess it's just whenever the,

692

:

when the production team remembered

it, occasionally they'll do a little

693

:

thing where something will be floating.

694

:

Inside a raptor, but I would

imagine the vipers themselves

695

:

are, they have no, they're too

696

:

Laura: Yeah, I mean, they're so

small, you don't need it, you're

697

:

just like, in the thing, right?

698

:

And, uh, he He's like

adding weights to her

699

:

training thing to make

700

:

Xhafer: He is setting her physical therapy

701

:

Victor: hmm

702

:

hmm

703

:

Laura: I, I thought the same thing.

704

:

I thought, Starbuck

is, she's, she's great.

705

:

She's a stubborn, she's a

706

:

Victor: ha ha

707

:

Laura: And is she going to blow

out her knee because she will

708

:

not admit that she cannot take

709

:

Victor: That's a very

Starbuck thing to do, I

710

:

can

711

:

Laura: uh huh.

712

:

Victor: Hmm

713

:

Xhafer: Yeah, just delay her from

getting back by a month for this.

714

:

You know,

715

:

to

716

:

Laura: Proving a point.

717

:

Yeah, yeah.

718

:

Xhafer: it's better than her dying because

she refused to listen to the point.

719

:

Laura: I mean, yeah, okay.

720

:

Victor: ha ha ha ha ha ha

721

:

Xhafer: Starbuck and Apollo after

722

:

Victor: ha ha ha

723

:

Xhafer: Close shit talk.

724

:

Their faces are like, Barbie

and Ken kissing distance.

725

:

Laura: kiss.

726

:

already.

727

:

Yeah.

728

:

Xhafer: Before we cut over to

Caprica Orange, Where Hilo and

729

:

Sharon are setting up camp in a barn.

730

:

Victor: You know, in season one, this

was my favorite I love this B plot of,

731

:

of Hilo and not Boomer running around

on, on Caprica and, ah, dude, I loved it.

732

:

It was, but this episode was

the, was the worst part of that.

733

:

It was just so dull and boring and

like, I did not believe that they

734

:

were on a nuked fallout planet

when they were in this barn.

735

:

Xhafer: Even Hilo's like,

Why are there no people?

736

:

Victor: right.

737

:

Laura: Okay.

738

:

So this was a little more interesting

to me than the one in the tunnel

739

:

where they're just like running

through a wet tunnel all episode.

740

:

Uh, Because in this barn, you know,

they're, they're going up to hide.

741

:

Hilo's going to get out some

food and Sharon throws up.

742

:

And I'm like, is she a pregnant Cylon?

743

:

Victor: do, do, do do do, do, do

744

:

I gotta, I gotta,

745

:

do the

746

:

Xhafer: Is that

747

:

Victor: the

748

:

Xhafer: Hmm.

749

:

Laura: didn't Six and Doryl, like, want

her to go off with him to some cabin

750

:

and set up shop and have a family?

751

:

Victor: Mm-hmm.

752

:

Laura: are They trying to see if we

can interbreed ourselves with these

753

:

Victor: Mm.

754

:

Now, Jaffa already told me I can't

drop the spoiler that I wanted to drop,

755

:

so B, so I'm not gonna say anything

756

:

Laura: I'm just like, oh.

757

:

Oh, the Hoth goss.

758

:

Victor: does bring up the fact

that they haven't seen any people.

759

:

And

760

:

that, we explore that more later

on, I don't think in this season,

761

:

but I think it's in season 2 we

762

:

Laura: Super sus that

763

:

Victor: That there are

764

:

Laura: here, she's here, but no

765

:

Xhafer: no people.

766

:

There's no horses in this barn.

767

:

There's no

768

:

Laura: you know what?

769

:

Have they all been, like, rounded

up somewhere and we're gonna

770

:

start trying to do stuff to them?

771

:

Poor Victor.

772

:

I'm doing horrible things to him.

773

:

Ha ha ha

774

:

Victor: Um, Oh, yeah, I was going to say

that I, I, it bothers me that we didn't

775

:

get more about post nuclear Caprica

or any of the other colonies honestly,

776

:

like I would have loved like a fucking

video game that is like Fallout Caprica.

777

:

That would have been badass, dude,

where you're just wandering around

778

:

trying to survive in the wasteland.

779

:

Cause yeah, there are still,

780

:

Laura: I

781

:

Victor: survivors

782

:

Laura: I bet in this game, in this

game you've come up with, that if

783

:

you crouch, the toasters can't see

784

:

Victor: Yes.

785

:

Laura: uh, They can't look down, you know?

786

:

Victor: That's right.

787

:

Yeah.

788

:

The

789

:

Laura: that's a good game

790

:

Victor: they, they, they

can't, they can't see.

791

:

Xhafer: I don't know, can you ask

ChatGPT to make a video game for you yet?

792

:

We

793

:

Victor: Yes.

794

:

No, there, there is, there's

actually, I just saw this on

795

:

one of my favorite podcasts core

where they talk about video games.

796

:

There's a new, I forget who is, it's

probably EA because they, they're always

797

:

the evil empire of the video game world.

798

:

But there's a.

799

:

An AI program that will study

your video game habits, how you

800

:

play a game and it tracks your

mouse controls and keyboard stuff.

801

:

And then it will make a video game

for you based on your preferences.

802

:

And it showed, they showed a demo of

it and it looked just like, it looked

803

:

exactly like, um, like Fortnite,

the, the video game that it created.

804

:

Yeah, I was going to say if it, if, if for

me, what it would do is it would create

805

:

a game where you have a library of games

like a steam library and just show you

806

:

things on sale and you would, you would

just do, I would just buy games and never

807

:

play them because that's what, that's what

808

:

Laura: Yeah, yeah,

809

:

Xhafer: would just load up Civ

810

:

V.

811

:

Call it a day.

812

:

Victor: Ah, I was, I was

wondering which Civ you preferred.

813

:

Mm

814

:

Xhafer: They're 8 10 days out from

Delphi, which they're pronouncing wrong,

815

:

Laura: oh yeah, it should

be Delphi, right, yeah.

816

:

Oh well, um, it's a

different alternate universe,

817

:

Xhafer: Yeah, I mean, they can't

pronounce it wrong, it's their word.

818

:

but yeah.

819

:

Anywho over in the hangar bay,

Lee is just chillin with his viper

820

:

as his dad comes to check in.

821

:

Victor: Hmm.

822

:

Xhafer: The commander gives Lee his dad's

lighter from when he finished law school.

823

:

The family, good luck charm.

824

:

Victor: ha

825

:

ha ha ha.

826

:

ha.

827

:

ha.

828

:

ha.

829

:

Laura: Yeah, he's gonna bring it

back under threat of ass kicking,

830

:

so it's all gonna be fine.

831

:

Yeah, yeah.

832

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

833

:

Laura: He kind of apologizes

for being a bad dad.

834

:

I

835

:

Victor: his own way.

836

:

Yeah, in his own, um, Edward James

Olmos kind of, ha ha ha, kind of way.

837

:

Laura: He at least, like,

kind of admitted it.

838

:

Victor: all throughout, it's something

I didn't notice until like way late

839

:

into the series that Edward James Olmos

wears contacts to turn his eyes blue.

840

:

Because Apollo has blue eyes.

841

:

And something I didn't even realize until,

842

:

Laura: They didn't need to do that.

843

:

You can have one brown eyed

parent and one blue eyed parent.

844

:

Victor: Yeah.

845

:

Laura: That's our children,

or one of our children.

846

:

well, I can understand why they

did it, but they didn't have to.

847

:

Ha,

848

:

Xhafer: they just have to

establish that bond there.

849

:

The commander says he believes

Lee is a better pilot than

850

:

Starbuck because of nepotism.

851

:

We cut back over to Caprica Golden Hour

as a Six and some Centurions roll in.

852

:

And we don't have time for ladders as they

jump down and Hilo almost figures it out.

853

:

Laura: He's so close.

854

:

He's so close.

855

:

He's like, how is this lady alive?

856

:

He, he just doesn't

know about the new Cys.

857

:

Victor: This, this bugged me a lot because

they just glossed over the fact that you

858

:

know, not Boomer here, just Hilo is just

not bringing up the fact that he, that she

859

:

just randomly killed this woman, you know,

860

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

861

:

Victor: Oh, that happened.

862

:

You know, it didn't ask

her why she shot her.

863

:

Like, it's just, Oh,

that's just a thing that

864

:

Xhafer: She was hanging out with

Centurions, so I mean, you know,

865

:

she's a, she's a Cylon Defector.

866

:

Yeah.

867

:

Victor: did they, did they

bring ever touch on that?

868

:

I mean, They could have just said

at some point, like, Hilo could

869

:

have just said, just like, Oh

yeah, in any war you end up having

870

:

collaborators or some shit like that.

871

:

It just, that would have done it.

872

:

But it just seems like a writing error

to me, that Hilo was never concerned

873

:

about the fact that Sharon just randomly

shot this blonde lady for no reason.

874

:

Laura: and he, he's

875

:

Victor: was making out

with her for crying out

876

:

Laura: and he's just.

877

:

He's like so close, but he, he didn't even

get it when they were in the wet tunnel.

878

:

And Sharon just doesn't get tired, you

879

:

Victor: yeah,

880

:

Laura: The wet tunnel

is a sewer, by the way.

881

:

I forgot what sewers were.

882

:

Victor: right,

883

:

she, she even said last episode

like you're the one who needs sleep.

884

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

885

:

So close yet so far, Helo.

886

:

Smooth brain.

887

:

Victor: Smooth brain Hilo,

888

:

Laura: Hilo's here to look pretty.

889

:

Victor: he is.

890

:

Laura: Yeah, okay, so they're

running and the operation kicks off

891

:

Xhafer: they're in

Galactica's telethon room.

892

:

Laura: Yeah.

893

:

Victor: with all the,

894

:

it does look like it, it

does look like a telethon.

895

:

Oh my

896

:

God.

897

:

That is a throwback.

898

:

Laura: So, if you donate 50 to

the Tillium effort today, you'll

899

:

receive this beautiful tote bag

900

:

Victor: And the first 10

callers will also receive

901

:

a toaster mug.

902

:

Xhafer: Now, if you're looking to make

903

:

a big donation To the Tillium Fund today.

904

:

For the small gift of 150 credits,

you will receive a toaster that

905

:

toasts a Cylon face into your toast.

906

:

Victor: So, with the, this battle

kicks off, um, Well, take us into it,

907

:

Ja'far, because I got a, I got a thing.

908

:

Xhafer: They wait for the raiders

to take the bait and launch

909

:

the strike force when they do.

910

:

Kara has a hard time on the sidelines.

911

:

And Adam is all like,

yeah bro, first time.

912

:

Uh, uh, is the Reality of what

it's like whenever they do anything

913

:

hits her on what it's like for him.

914

:

He's very empathetic here.

915

:

But this is the reality

that they're stuck with.

916

:

You know, you, you don't have the

reflexes or you don't have the physical

917

:

strength or you don't have the uninjured

body to be a fighter pilot anymore.

918

:

So this is what you have to do.

919

:

Laura: Yeah.

920

:

Xhafer: Fifty raiders

come for the dozen vipers.

921

:

They launch out of the base,

and it does not go well.

922

:

Victor: Yeah, they start getting torn up.

923

:

Now, I did want to bring up

something here about the Vipers.

924

:

And you've seen before how, when the

Vipers go in to attack, they, they do

925

:

this really cool spinny move, like a

little aileron roll where they're there.

926

:

They do that a lot.

927

:

And I.

928

:

Yeah.

929

:

the hard six.

930

:

Yeah, we'll just call

it the hard six role.

931

:

now back in the day before the modern

social media thing that we have

932

:

here, we uh, the me and the rest of

the Galactica fans uh, would, would

933

:

hang out on the, the sci fi forums

after each episode and talk about it.

934

:

And I remember someone had brought

up about how the vipers, how they're,

935

:

they're somewhat realistically designed.

936

:

Because in space the optimal shape

of a, of a spacecraft for maneuvering

937

:

would be almost like a pyramid and

the Vipers are almost like that.

938

:

And they have the, the, the thrust

nozzles to make the Vipers spin

939

:

around that you see that they do that.

940

:

again, it's a lot like Babylon 5 with

the Starfuries were a realistic design.

941

:

And I remember someone pointed out

that the reason that they roll, and

942

:

there was a whole article about this.

943

:

Oh damn, I should've looked it

up beforehand to see if it's

944

:

still there, but I think it's on

a website called atomic rockets.

945

:

It's a real hard sci fi web blog

talking about the realities of

946

:

science fiction and all that.

947

:

But I mentioned that, In reality,

you wouldn't need to have thrust

948

:

nozzles like that to maneuver.

949

:

Like modern space shuttles use a gyroscope

and it's called a control moment.

950

:

Gyroscope or CMG.

951

:

And it's, it's something that the

space shuttle is used to reorient

952

:

themselves without having to

use like thrusters and stuff.

953

:

It's basically like shifting the center

of gravity around so it can roll and turn.

954

:

It's like, imagine if you were in space

or if you're underwater and you could just

955

:

twist your spine to turn your body around.

956

:

That's basically the

science of how it works.

957

:

And someone had posted this really

in depth Yeah, that's the reason the

958

:

Vipers spin like that whenever they're

going into battle, because you got

959

:

to think like for a, for a combat air

spacecraft, it would need a much more

960

:

powerful gyro than what we have on

the space shuttles currently, because

961

:

it would need to spin a lot faster.

962

:

And you could

963

:

Xhafer: so the ship itself is the gyro?

964

:

Like, because you have to just

make it the pivots at the end?

965

:

Yeah,

966

:

Victor: And the, the idea was that a

powerful gyro like that would probably

967

:

have a lot of stored up kinetic energy

that you would just need to release once

968

:

in a while to keep it from burning out.

969

:

And the chief even says on occasion,

like, Oh, the, the gimbals blown again

970

:

and the gimbal is a part of the gyro.

971

:

And this post actually got a reply.

972

:

I remember, I don't remember if it

was from Ron DeMore himself, but

973

:

it was from someone on the show.

974

:

From sci fi who came in and said,

that's a really great analysis, but now

975

:

we just do it because it looks cool.

976

:

Laura: Yeah.

977

:

I mean, sometimes it just looks cool.

978

:

Yeah.

979

:

Victor: Yeah.

980

:

That's just such a typical sci fi

nerd thing that we just do a deep dive

981

:

and explain something on the show.

982

:

And the, the, yeah, it's like,

no, I just fucking look cool.

983

:

So

984

:

Xhafer: It does.

985

:

So This fight's not going well.

986

:

They call for a retreat, and when the

Cylons hear the retreat, they send the

987

:

hundred raiders away from the civvy decoys

to the Galactica and the raiders there.

988

:

this starts Starbuck's real plan, as she

laughs and does the finger thing like Mr.

989

:

Burns.

990

:

Lee hears that the back door is open.

991

:

Victor: Good thing Ben's not

here because I know he'd be

992

:

making a terrible pun joke right

993

:

now.

994

:

Xhafer: yep.

995

:

Victor: But I do love in

this scene the way Baltar is

996

:

freaking out.

997

:

Xhafer: your own terrible

998

:

Ben pun here.

999

:

Victor: joke, yeah.

:

00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:27,617

But I love the way Baltar

is, is, is freaking out here.

:

00:44:27,627 --> 00:44:27,827

That is,

:

00:44:27,827 --> 00:44:29,557

it is

:

00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:29,987

a laugh.

:

00:44:31,897 --> 00:44:32,727

Laura: He's losing his

:

00:44:32,727 --> 00:44:33,167

shit.

:

00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:37,542

Victor: It's just as the little

3D printed Cylon models get pushed

:

00:44:37,552 --> 00:44:39,352

closer and closer to the Galactica.

:

00:44:40,117 --> 00:44:40,807

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:44:40,867 --> 00:44:42,977

He's like, where's the backup fighters?

:

00:44:43,161 --> 00:44:43,591

Victor: like, there

:

00:44:43,591 --> 00:44:44,341

Is no backup.

:

00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:45,216

Xhafer: it's

:

00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,976

not that there's no backup, it's

all the pieces are on the board.

:

00:44:48,991 --> 00:44:50,011

Laura: Right, right.

:

00:44:50,491 --> 00:44:56,561

So he's all obsessed with being

smart guy, but he doesn't, he doesn't

:

00:44:56,561 --> 00:45:00,021

have it all like, and he can't

accept that he doesn't have it all.

:

00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,531

Like they are doing a thing and

they've been outsmarting him

:

00:45:03,591 --> 00:45:05,151

on this thing the whole time.

:

00:45:05,151 --> 00:45:09,621

And come on guys, just

like get a little humility.

:

00:45:09,801 --> 00:45:11,971

Victor: He can't be an expert

in everything, but that's what

:

00:45:11,971 --> 00:45:13,171

he feels like he needs to be.

:

00:45:13,661 --> 00:45:14,261

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:45:14,391 --> 00:45:17,788

Victor: But yeah, His anxiety

is just palpable in this scene.

:

00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:18,398

It's such, it's

:

00:45:18,463 --> 00:45:18,843

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:19,983

It's pretty good.

:

00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:23,806

Xhafer: we get a quick shot of

the decoy freighters, and hey,

:

00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:25,466

they've got shipping crates!

:

00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:29,436

We're hiding shit in shipping

crates, just like the Expanse, I love

:

00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:30,311

Victor: Ah, yeah.

:

00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:31,621

Shipping crates in space.

:

00:45:32,121 --> 00:45:34,231

Except these are square and not octagonal.

:

00:45:35,006 --> 00:45:37,856

Xhafer: These ships, these ships are,

:

00:45:38,012 --> 00:45:38,672

Victor: Hex.

:

00:45:39,207 --> 00:45:39,467

Xhafer: yeah.

:

00:45:39,467 --> 00:45:40,707

the ships are hexagons.

:

00:45:41,182 --> 00:45:41,482

Victor: Mm hmm.

:

00:45:42,016 --> 00:45:44,876

Xhafer: Uh, With the

shipping crates layered in.

:

00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:45,791

Victor: Mm hmm.

:

00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:50,300

Xhafer: Um, and One of them kind of

like breaks off and they were hiding a

:

00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:52,390

viper wing in this giant shipping crate.

:

00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:53,309

Laura: So good.

:

00:45:53,539 --> 00:45:54,001

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:56,724

And they very quickly make it to the base.

:

00:45:57,099 --> 00:46:00,809

Victor: Now, I stopped to, I paused and

I stopped to count the number of ivers.

:

00:46:00,809 --> 00:46:05,089

And there are, in fact, Twelve

vipers in Apollo's squadron here.

:

00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:06,504

Laura: Mmm.

:

00:46:07,144 --> 00:46:08,944

I wonder if that means anything.

:

00:46:08,944 --> 00:46:14,034

Hmm.

:

00:46:14,109 --> 00:46:16,539

Victor: Haha!

:

00:46:16,854 --> 00:46:18,764

Xhafer: missile guidance

systems are jammed.

:

00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:25,517

And Chuckles doesn't get the last laugh,

so Lee decides to go on a trench run here.

:

00:46:26,177 --> 00:46:27,297

Victor: Digiclock chuckles.

:

00:46:28,347 --> 00:46:29,937

It's our plant guy from The Expanse.

:

00:46:29,937 --> 00:46:32,647

Hehehehe.

:

00:46:33,527 --> 00:46:33,947

Yeah.

:

00:46:34,637 --> 00:46:34,757

Hehehehe.

:

00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:35,377

Same actor.

:

00:46:35,987 --> 00:46:37,957

Yeah, it was his only appearance, I think.

:

00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:38,377

In

:

00:46:38,387 --> 00:46:39,017

Galactica.

:

00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:39,692

Laura: Prax?

:

00:46:40,007 --> 00:46:40,577

Victor: Yeah, Prax.

:

00:46:40,607 --> 00:46:40,867

Yep.

:

00:46:41,082 --> 00:46:42,572

Laura: I only know the books, but

:

00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:43,682

Victor: yeah, Mmhmm.

:

00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:44,212

yeah.

:

00:46:44,212 --> 00:46:45,052

plant guy bought it.

:

00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,767

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

:

00:46:46,767 --> 00:46:46,935

Ha

:

00:46:47,016 --> 00:46:53,185

Xhafer: Lee goes on a trench run here,

landing a bomb right where the doctor told

:

00:46:56,376 --> 00:47:01,276

Laura: I love that in all of this,

Rosalind is really mad at first.

:

00:47:01,346 --> 00:47:01,726

She's

:

00:47:01,956 --> 00:47:04,256

Victor: Yeah, you didn't

tell me about the plan.

:

00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:10,436

Which made sense to me because we still

don't know who the Cylons are, So,

:

00:47:10,476 --> 00:47:12,466

you wanna keep this shit a secret, so.

:

00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,381

Laura: Yeah, Adama's right

to defend it really quick

:

00:47:15,411 --> 00:47:18,031

about like, you know, this is

tactical, we're just, we're just

:

00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:20,621

working out the details, you

didn't need to know, like, all the

:

00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:25,596

Victor: We just had the episode Was it

the one previous to this where, where she

:

00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:33,297

was fuckin trying to get Adama to do a

blood test because he was like Ahahahahaha

:

00:47:33,455 --> 00:47:35,505

Laura: And we never found out

about that blood test, did we?

:

00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,180

Victor: Didn't find out about

any of them to be honest.

:

00:47:38,521 --> 00:47:40,011

Laura: Yeah, they don't explicitly state.

:

00:47:40,126 --> 00:47:42,946

Xhafer: that everyone

passes, so it doesn't matter.

:

00:47:43,551 --> 00:47:46,161

Laura: Yeah, he's just,

he's a fucking loser.

:

00:47:46,171 --> 00:47:47,161

That's right, I forgot.

:

00:47:47,661 --> 00:47:49,681

Xhafer: But they blow up

the Death Star, fuck yeah.

:

00:47:49,821 --> 00:47:51,151

Everyone celebrates,

:

00:47:51,276 --> 00:47:55,136

Victor: something that bugged

me about this was that we never

:

00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:59,986

address the 100 Cylon Raiders that

were coming towards Galactica.

:

00:48:00,196 --> 00:48:00,996

Laura: Right.

:

00:48:01,056 --> 00:48:01,256

They're

:

00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:03,511

Xhafer: They blow up the

base and they just bug out.

:

00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:04,031

Why?

:

00:48:04,201 --> 00:48:08,131

They, there's so many of them, there's

no way they couldn't destroy Galactica.

:

00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,866

Victor: And there's less than a

dozen fighters, Vipers left in

:

00:48:11,886 --> 00:48:14,507

the The Galactica's hangar bay,

:

00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:15,482

Xhafer: they're outnumbered

:

00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:18,297

Victor: still outnumbered They

didn't, they didn't suddenly stop

:

00:48:18,297 --> 00:48:21,470

being outnumbered, but uh, Adama

tells them they can stop they can

:

00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:23,320

stop running and try and fight

:

00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:23,450

them.

:

00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:28,110

I much would have rather preferred

it if they just would have done a

:

00:48:28,110 --> 00:48:30,280

scene, like I understand there's

budget concerns, but they could have

:

00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,570

just reused the scenes they already

have of Galactica firing its guns and

:

00:48:34,570 --> 00:48:39,190

just make it to where the Galactica

destroyed that big fleet of Raiders.

:

00:48:39,575 --> 00:48:43,972

Laura: You know, there's, there's another

like, little, one line you could do

:

00:48:43,992 --> 00:48:49,172

of like, there's some kind of central

computer or guidance system down there in

:

00:48:49,172 --> 00:48:54,992

the mine, and by doing that they all panic

or they all lose what they're doing and

:

00:48:54,992 --> 00:48:57,422

they, they're just like, easy to kill now.

:

00:48:57,832 --> 00:48:58,212

But,

:

00:48:58,617 --> 00:48:59,727

Victor: No, no because the

:

00:49:00,002 --> 00:49:00,531

Laura: I don't

:

00:49:00,717 --> 00:49:03,687

Victor: that like they already said

it's because it's not a spoiler

:

00:49:03,697 --> 00:49:06,927

because we've already said it But

as we boomer pointed out there.

:

00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:09,007

They're living machines the

:

00:49:09,382 --> 00:49:11,982

Laura: Yeah, but she did say

they were to treat it like a pet.

:

00:49:12,587 --> 00:49:13,297

Victor: they're like trained

:

00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:13,617

that

:

00:49:13,882 --> 00:49:15,002

Laura: the smartest.

:

00:49:15,107 --> 00:49:17,947

Victor: they're like trained attack

dogs is what the the Raiders are.

:

00:49:17,947 --> 00:49:19,317

They're they're living machines.

:

00:49:19,317 --> 00:49:20,577

Just like all the Cylons.

:

00:49:20,587 --> 00:49:20,927

So

:

00:49:21,152 --> 00:49:21,512

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:49:21,522 --> 00:49:22,922

But, I don't know.

:

00:49:22,972 --> 00:49:24,962

I mean, they're not the smart ones, right?

:

00:49:24,972 --> 00:49:29,822

So maybe there's some sort of central

thing that if you disrupt it, you

:

00:49:29,872 --> 00:49:31,212

can kill them much easier now or

:

00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:32,612

Victor: that wouldn't work.

:

00:49:32,722 --> 00:49:33,202

That wouldn't work.

:

00:49:33,342 --> 00:49:33,542

Nah.

:

00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:36,737

Xhafer: It's inconsistent

with later stuff,

:

00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:37,397

Victor: Yeah,

:

00:49:37,847 --> 00:49:41,447

but uh, yeah, they could have just

shown the Galactica using, using its

:

00:49:41,457 --> 00:49:43,367

guns to, to kill the fleet of Raiders.

:

00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:46,867

Or I thought, I thought this

would be really fun to do like a

:

00:49:46,867 --> 00:49:51,077

Sheridan maneuver where maybe Adama

had a couple of nukes planted in

:

00:49:51,077 --> 00:49:54,647

between on some of the asteroids

and just blow up all the Raiders.

:

00:49:54,967 --> 00:49:55,737

That would have been cool.

:

00:49:55,777 --> 00:49:58,297

But I understand they couldn't

do that for budget constraints,

:

00:49:58,297 --> 00:50:01,017

but again, there's no reason they

couldn't have just reused the shot of.

:

00:50:01,477 --> 00:50:06,727

The turrets on Galactica oh, oh, oh,

one more thing that we haven't seen yet.

:

00:50:06,747 --> 00:50:10,057

I don't think we ever see in the

show, so no spoiler here, but uh,

:

00:50:10,193 --> 00:50:14,283

the, the gun turrets on Galactica,

if you pause and zoom in, you can

:

00:50:14,283 --> 00:50:15,363

see that they're not automated.

:

00:50:15,363 --> 00:50:16,413

There's a dude in there.

:

00:50:17,253 --> 00:50:17,693

someone

:

00:50:17,693 --> 00:50:21,343

in there manning the guns, the

turrets, and I'm sad we never

:

00:50:21,343 --> 00:50:23,343

got to see that point of view.

:

00:50:23,413 --> 00:50:28,313

That'd be cool as shit, cause

those are some big ass guns, yo!

:

00:50:29,053 --> 00:50:30,493

I wanna be the dude in the turret.

:

00:50:32,043 --> 00:50:33,963

Xhafer: Your hearing would suck.

:

00:50:34,358 --> 00:50:34,818

Victor: What?

:

00:50:36,778 --> 00:50:38,068

You want me to shoot stuff?

:

00:50:38,548 --> 00:50:39,028

Okay!

:

00:50:41,113 --> 00:50:46,190

Xhafer: I just think of uh, there's a

webcomic for Warhammer 40k where it's

:

00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:50,500

like one of the space marines, and he's

like, where he sits to pilot the vehicle

:

00:50:50,510 --> 00:50:55,350

has two giant cannons right next to

his head, and he's just like, someone's

:

00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:58,580

trying to talk to him, he's like, brother,

I cannot hear you, I have tinnitus!

:

00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,070

It's exactly that.

:

00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:06,115

Victor: For the Emperor!

:

00:51:06,905 --> 00:51:08,225

I'm right here dude, you don't have to

:

00:51:09,985 --> 00:51:14,875

Xhafer: Yeah so big celebrations

in the hangar bay, Champagne, and

:

00:51:14,885 --> 00:51:19,655

the last cigar, And a look that

says, I'm proud of you, but we'll

:

00:51:19,655 --> 00:51:21,905

not be saying that out loud today.

:

00:51:24,935 --> 00:51:25,335

Laura: Right.

:

00:51:25,335 --> 00:51:30,325

Right, Now, isn't this last cigar,

didn't Adama give this to Starbuck?

:

00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,445

Xhafer: Tie,

:

00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:32,670

Laura: Tie, maybe?

:

00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,090

Somebody gave it to Starbuck and

:

00:51:34,095 --> 00:51:34,665

Victor: Um,

:

00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:35,700

Laura: it on to Lee.

:

00:51:36,025 --> 00:51:36,855

Victor: spoiler alert.

:

00:51:36,865 --> 00:51:40,655

The uh, the cigars in the show

are a lot like the shuttles

:

00:51:40,655 --> 00:51:41,915

and torpedoes and voyager.

:

00:51:41,925 --> 00:51:45,095

They're just the Starbucks

always got a cigar.

:

00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:45,885

Uh,

:

00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:46,440

Laura: that.

:

00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,650

I can, yeah.

:

00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,310

I mean cigars are so easy

to have on ships, you

:

00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,035

Xhafer: Yeah, you're just

:

00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:52,315

Victor: Yeah.

:

00:51:52,315 --> 00:51:53,575

Smoking in a spaceship.

:

00:51:53,585 --> 00:51:53,965

Geez.

:

00:51:54,015 --> 00:51:54,295

Yeah.

:

00:51:54,295 --> 00:51:54,425

So,

:

00:51:54,435 --> 00:51:54,815

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:51:55,065 --> 00:51:58,615

Maybe you had a cigar merchant

on one of those civilian vessels,

:

00:51:58,615 --> 00:51:59,225

you know, moving his

:

00:51:59,230 --> 00:51:59,890

Victor: they, uh,

:

00:52:00,037 --> 00:52:03,627

Maybe they, they, they started

using alternatives to tobacco.

:

00:52:03,627 --> 00:52:05,867

They have like, they're

smoking algae cigars now.

:

00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:07,012

Laura: Yeah, yeah.

:

00:52:11,035 --> 00:52:12,125

in the Expanse books.

:

00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:14,015

I don't know if it did on

the show, but they're always

:

00:52:14,015 --> 00:52:15,170

talking about like, uh, yeasts.

:

00:52:17,628 --> 00:52:21,688

Xhafer: it's a, it's a microorganism

that you can consume for nutritional

:

00:52:21,688 --> 00:52:24,278

value that can grow on almost

:

00:52:24,503 --> 00:52:25,113

Victor: anything.

:

00:52:25,253 --> 00:52:25,553

Yeah.

:

00:52:26,033 --> 00:52:26,343

Laura: Yep.

:

00:52:27,048 --> 00:52:32,918

Xhafer: I've read books about using,

like, crab to make alcohol and stuff,

:

00:52:32,948 --> 00:52:35,898

like yeast, you can do fuckin anything.

:

00:52:36,448 --> 00:52:37,628

Yeah.

:

00:52:37,823 --> 00:52:38,223

Laura: a crab.

:

00:52:38,223 --> 00:52:41,953

Yeah,

:

00:52:42,313 --> 00:52:45,603

Victor: chopped and they did a

themed episode once where they

:

00:52:45,603 --> 00:52:47,794

had past present and future.

:

00:52:47,794 --> 00:52:51,672

They had like a themed meals based on

like, they had one from the sixties

:

00:52:52,112 --> 00:52:55,142

that was like filled with ingredients

that are like canned food and stuff

:

00:52:55,142 --> 00:52:56,932

from war rationing from world war two.

:

00:52:57,502 --> 00:53:02,022

And then they had 90s food trends,

which was like apple, appletinis

:

00:53:02,042 --> 00:53:04,182

and Asian chicken salads.

:

00:53:04,242 --> 00:53:09,482

But anyway, but the interesting part was

they did a future chopped chef challenge

:

00:53:09,482 --> 00:53:14,682

where they had to use ingredients that

would probably be from the future in

:

00:53:14,682 --> 00:53:17,592

like a, a scarcity wasteland type idea.

:

00:53:17,742 --> 00:53:19,042

And one of them was ostrich meat.

:

00:53:19,052 --> 00:53:23,492

Cause apparently ostriches are

really don't use a lot of resources

:

00:53:23,763 --> 00:53:24,203

to

:

00:53:24,253 --> 00:53:27,983

Laura: that was like a fad too, where

people were like, Oh yes, ostrich

:

00:53:27,983 --> 00:53:29,293

meat is going to be the next big

:

00:53:29,303 --> 00:53:29,563

thing.

:

00:53:29,563 --> 00:53:31,983

And so people were like

buying ostriches and emus.

:

00:53:32,258 --> 00:53:34,718

Victor: apparently it's a lot

more sustainable than, than

:

00:53:34,998 --> 00:53:37,008

cattle or horses.

:

00:53:37,008 --> 00:53:40,168

And another one was oh, algae

oil was one of the ingredients.

:

00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,158

It looked just like olive oil,

but it was made with algae and

:

00:53:43,343 --> 00:53:44,463

Laura: Algae's cool.

:

00:53:44,608 --> 00:53:45,058

Victor: Yeah.

:

00:53:46,868 --> 00:53:46,988

Xhafer: Mm

:

00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:48,523

Laura: I also like algae.

:

00:53:48,543 --> 00:53:49,793

Very interested.

:

00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:52,818

Victor: I don't think I've ever, I

cannot imagine that tastes good though.

:

00:53:52,948 --> 00:53:53,208

That

:

00:53:53,243 --> 00:53:57,883

Laura: don't laugh, but years ago, I got

really interested in a biofuel company,

:

00:53:57,903 --> 00:53:59,393

was like, kind of following their stuff.

:

00:53:59,393 --> 00:54:01,543

Like, yeah, algae fuel is

going to be the next thing.

:

00:54:01,543 --> 00:54:01,983

And, you know, okay.

:

00:54:02,418 --> 00:54:03,788

Spoiler, it didn't work out.

:

00:54:04,188 --> 00:54:05,858

Um, not yet, anyway.

:

00:54:06,248 --> 00:54:10,338

But they also launched,

like, a side skincare line?

:

00:54:11,118 --> 00:54:16,988

And I am still using alginist skincare.

:

00:54:17,403 --> 00:54:17,973

Victor: so I guess it's

:

00:54:18,168 --> 00:54:19,308

Laura: Oh, thank you.

:

00:54:19,308 --> 00:54:20,488

Yeah, no, Aaron

:

00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:20,778

likes

:

00:54:20,803 --> 00:54:22,033

Victor: red nose from being sick, but

:

00:54:22,043 --> 00:54:22,973

hey, sorry, I wasn't going to

:

00:54:23,128 --> 00:54:27,788

Laura: not That's not alginist's

fault, but we like to call it me

:

00:54:27,788 --> 00:54:32,989

going to slap the algae on my That's

:

00:54:33,194 --> 00:54:33,654

Victor: Nice.

:

00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:36,894

Xhafer: But yeah uh, we

have one last scene here.

:

00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:39,434

Gaius and 6BT talk prophecies from

:

00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:41,594

Victor: yeah, in his

little mind palace again.

:

00:54:41,854 --> 00:54:45,734

Xhafer: Yeah, and Gaius's

place in the Order Cosmic.

:

00:54:46,281 --> 00:54:50,241

Laura: And we do a nice little Christ

pose on the balcony to credits.

:

00:54:50,241 --> 00:54:50,861

ha

:

00:54:50,861 --> 00:54:51,481

ha

:

00:54:51,586 --> 00:54:51,946

Victor: yeah.

:

00:54:52,101 --> 00:54:52,721

Laura: ha

:

00:54:52,721 --> 00:54:53,341

ha

:

00:54:53,356 --> 00:54:58,486

Victor: Now he, he did this, this is

the, the light bulb moment where six PT

:

00:54:58,486 --> 00:55:03,376

quotes the scripture again talking about

led by serpents numbering two and 10.

:

00:55:03,916 --> 00:55:07,276

And Baltar says, oh, the vipers.

:

00:55:07,281 --> 00:55:08,206

They're the serpents.

:

00:55:08,206 --> 00:55:08,476

And

:

00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:09,496

yeah, that's why, that's

:

00:55:09,496 --> 00:55:10,306

why, I paused.

:

00:55:10,871 --> 00:55:12,581

Laura: Wait, Wait, you guys!

:

00:55:13,121 --> 00:55:15,541

You know what else numbers two and ten?

:

00:55:16,256 --> 00:55:17,366

Victor: The 12 colonies?

:

00:55:17,831 --> 00:55:19,141

Laura: of Cylons.

:

00:55:19,181 --> 00:55:21,721

There are twelve models

of Cylons, you guys!

:

00:55:21,941 --> 00:55:23,841

Xhafer: Oh, are they, are they the snakes?

:

00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:24,751

Hmm.

:

00:55:25,671 --> 00:55:28,491

Victor: Well, she specifically

says, or he specifically says

:

00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,171

the vipers are the serpents.

:

00:55:30,641 --> 00:55:32,311

But I guess there could be

multiple interpretations.

:

00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:32,581

But yeah,

:

00:55:32,616 --> 00:55:33,836

Laura: That's a prophecy, man.

:

00:55:33,846 --> 00:55:36,236

Prophecy's always got

multiple ways to do it.

:

00:55:36,296 --> 00:55:37,426

We learned that from George R.

:

00:55:37,426 --> 00:55:37,496

R.

:

00:55:37,516 --> 00:55:37,936

Martin.

:

00:55:38,131 --> 00:55:38,621

Victor: Yeah.

:

00:55:39,081 --> 00:55:42,641

But numbering two and ten, that's, you

know, twelve, that's why I paused and

:

00:55:42,641 --> 00:55:46,621

counted how many vipers, and yeah, there

were, there were twelve in Apollo's squad.

:

00:55:47,016 --> 00:55:47,696

Laura: Uh huh.

:

00:55:48,126 --> 00:55:48,886

Interesting.

:

00:55:49,406 --> 00:55:50,616

Very interesting.

:

00:55:51,271 --> 00:55:52,521

Xhafer: So that's the episode!

:

00:55:52,861 --> 00:55:53,611

Victor: our episode.

:

00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:54,354

Heh

:

00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:55,097

heh

:

00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:55,881

Xhafer: so,

:

00:55:55,881 --> 00:55:58,471

Vic, on a scale of 1

:

00:55:58,501 --> 00:55:58,651

Victor: heh.

:

00:55:59,201 --> 00:56:02,131

Eleven Vipers, because this is,

like I said, my second favorite

:

00:56:02,131 --> 00:56:03,661

episode of the first season.

:

00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:08,081

Um, Yeah, yeah, this,

it was just so much fun.

:

00:56:08,101 --> 00:56:12,431

And in the end, this is one

of the very few, I feel like,

:

00:56:13,211 --> 00:56:15,371

happy episodes that we get.

:

00:56:15,931 --> 00:56:20,521

Because most of them are pretty fucking

dark But it ends with the celebration

:

00:56:20,521 --> 00:56:24,221

where we have where they're all breaking

out the the last bottles of champagne

:

00:56:24,221 --> 00:56:29,867

in existence You know to celebrate And

uh, and yeah, it's a big victory you

:

00:56:29,867 --> 00:56:32,637

know just glossing over the fact that

they even specifically mentioned there's

:

00:56:32,637 --> 00:56:37,107

nothing to stop the Cylons from jumping

back in and wiping them out, but We just

:

00:56:37,107 --> 00:56:42,147

ignore that little fact and they yeah,

they it's a big victory for the fleet.

:

00:56:42,157 --> 00:56:46,547

It's a huge boost of morale I I

love the President and Starbuck

:

00:56:46,547 --> 00:56:49,657

hugging, that's just, that's

just a really feel good moment.

:

00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,087

And the music is great, it

almost brings a tear to my eye.

:

00:56:52,157 --> 00:56:53,337

It's, yeah, it was a

:

00:56:53,482 --> 00:56:55,282

Laura: The music is

really good in this one.

:

00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:58,252

This one made me, you know, I, I

kind of went on my Vangelis kick for

:

00:56:58,252 --> 00:56:59,612

a little while after Blade Runner.

:

00:56:59,909 --> 00:57:02,689

Cause I, I've discovered I really

need to like listen to something on

:

00:57:02,689 --> 00:57:08,079

my noise canceling earbuds when I'm

working in my group office to like tune

:

00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:09,559

everybody out and not talk to them.

:

00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,119

Cause I'll just talk,

I'll just talk too much.

:

00:57:12,569 --> 00:57:14,199

And uh, I was like, you know what?

:

00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,899

I'm going to add the Battlestar

Galactica soundtrack.

:

00:57:17,149 --> 00:57:19,619

I'm not going to look at any

of the titles on anything.

:

00:57:19,629 --> 00:57:21,712

I'm just going to let it play and add

:

00:57:21,712 --> 00:57:22,092

that into my

:

00:57:22,092 --> 00:57:22,932

music rotation.

:

00:57:23,187 --> 00:57:26,507

Victor: I used to use the, the

BSG soundtrack for some of my

:

00:57:26,507 --> 00:57:27,877

D& D games that I would run.

:

00:57:28,047 --> 00:57:30,087

So, it works good as background music.

:

00:57:30,232 --> 00:57:30,492

Xhafer: I've

:

00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:35,032

been, listening to a lot of the

Metaphor ReFantasio soundtrack,

:

00:57:35,562 --> 00:57:39,602

which is a JRPG that I was

obsessed with about a month ago.

:

00:57:39,962 --> 00:57:44,522

Um, it has lots of Buddhist

chanting and Esperanto in It

:

00:57:45,017 --> 00:57:46,157

Victor: Oh, I love Esperanto!

:

00:57:46,337 --> 00:57:46,487

Heh.

:

00:57:46,662 --> 00:57:51,222

Xhafer: it is very interesting,

very unique, very cool.

:

00:57:51,716 --> 00:57:54,216

Um, remind me, I'll send a track out

:

00:57:54,661 --> 00:57:56,371

Victor: Ha, nice.

:

00:57:56,371 --> 00:57:57,971

It's I've been hearing

a lot about that game.

:

00:57:58,211 --> 00:57:58,921

Xhafer: It's so

:

00:57:59,011 --> 00:57:59,741

Victor: a lot on Core.

:

00:57:59,781 --> 00:58:00,421

Xhafer: good.

:

00:58:00,551 --> 00:58:01,681

Victor: Ha ha ha ha

:

00:58:01,721 --> 00:58:05,141

Xhafer: Like, instantly in my top

three video games of all time.

:

00:58:05,741 --> 00:58:07,441

Like, it's just, it's so good.

:

00:58:07,441 --> 00:58:12,371

I have to let it sit maybe another

month before I really firm up on that.

:

00:58:12,391 --> 00:58:18,231

But, I put it up there pretty

instantly with Fantasy VI.

:

00:58:18,614 --> 00:58:19,494

V.

:

00:58:20,104 --> 00:58:23,234

Um, I have a Final Fantasy VI tattoo, Vic.

:

00:58:23,579 --> 00:58:27,469

Victor: Bro okay we need we'll talk

about this more on LTO That's it

:

00:58:27,469 --> 00:58:27,689

yeah.

:

00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:28,879

Anyway back to Galactica.

:

00:58:28,879 --> 00:58:33,389

Yeah, I give this one an 11 And if

nothing else it has a trench run

:

00:58:33,409 --> 00:58:37,529

and anything that has a trench run

automatically gets gets some high points

:

00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:39,239

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:58:39,439 --> 00:58:41,659

I feel like that's just

for us as fans, right?

:

00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,909

Anybody throws a trench run in, they're

like, you know, you know the one.

:

00:58:45,304 --> 00:58:45,514

Xhafer: You

:

00:58:45,514 --> 00:58:45,804

know the

:

00:58:45,879 --> 00:58:46,629

Laura: talking about.

:

00:58:47,334 --> 00:58:47,554

Yeah.

:

00:58:47,554 --> 00:58:48,044

Yeah.

:

00:58:48,524 --> 00:58:53,424

I, you know, I would give it an

11, except we really glossed over

:

00:58:53,424 --> 00:58:56,514

those fighters leaving at the

end and that kind of annoys me.

:

00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:58,484

So I'm going to have to give it a 10.

:

00:58:59,184 --> 00:59:01,734

Everything else was really good,

but when, when it's just like,

:

00:59:01,774 --> 00:59:03,814

Oh, they're just, we're just gonna

:

00:59:04,294 --> 00:59:04,664

Victor: Yeah,

:

00:59:04,994 --> 00:59:06,594

just gonna not address that fact.

:

00:59:06,594 --> 00:59:06,894

Yeah.

:

00:59:07,614 --> 00:59:07,774

I

:

00:59:07,774 --> 00:59:08,324

could do it.

:

00:59:08,584 --> 00:59:13,564

I could probably fix this in an edit and

just reuse some shots of Galactica's guns

:

00:59:13,564 --> 00:59:18,974

and show some Cylon Raiders exploding and

problem solved and then pothole fixed.

:

00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:22,714

Laura: it's just, they left

it a little hanging for me.

:

00:59:22,714 --> 00:59:24,664

I wasn't quite sold on that.

:

00:59:25,514 --> 00:59:26,364

What about you, Ja'far?

:

00:59:26,704 --> 00:59:28,524

Xhafer: I'm gonna split the

difference and do ten and a half.

:

00:59:28,859 --> 00:59:30,389

Laura: Oh, look at this.

:

00:59:30,794 --> 00:59:32,794

Xhafer: Yeah, nah, I was

right, I was right there.

:

00:59:32,824 --> 00:59:36,584

Um, I agree, the, the Raiders is

vanishing, but everything else about

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this episode, absolutely fantastic.

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Loved it.

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Laura: Yeah.

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is a good time.

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Victor: Solidified uh, Apollo as

just as capable as Starbuck,

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Laura: Of being out of the box insane.

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Victor: Yeah.

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oh yeah, we, sorry, we didn't, we didn't

mention the, the thing where he decides to

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do the trench run and Baltar's like, what,

what, what, why are you doing this Apollo?

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stop!

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Laura: yeah.

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It's

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nice for somebody to be like, this is

stupid, whenever it's a trench run.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Hmm.

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Victor: a little trivia piece.

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01:00:10,062 --> 01:00:13,242

Um, I didn't get to drop my other

spoiler earlier, but I will drop this

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01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:17,432

one because this one absolutely does

not matter, but we do find out this is

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01:00:17,432 --> 01:00:23,329

a background detail that is never out

loud addressed in the show, but next

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01:00:23,329 --> 01:00:25,979

season, no, it's, I promise it's fine.

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01:00:25,999 --> 01:00:28,539

It's it's Laura's reaching

for her headphones right now.

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You see at one point on a printout,

like a dossier roster of the pilots.

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It's fine, Laura, I promise.

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01:00:37,344 --> 01:00:39,784

But we find out, and it's,

again, it's never mentioned.

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It's just something you see

written on, um, I don't know if

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01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:45,144

it's paper or screen or what,

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01:00:45,154 --> 01:00:50,114

but Apollo is in the

colonial Navy reserves.

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So that.

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Is something that is never directly

addressed, but by his name, it says,

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01:00:56,509 --> 01:01:01,039

you know, captain Apollo, colonial

Navy dash R, which is typically for

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01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:02,509

what he was the only one who had that.

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01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:07,089

So I think that's a really cool,

it's something that fits his

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01:01:07,089 --> 01:01:11,069

character, you know, like he's

kind of like wishy washy about it.

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01:01:11,069 --> 01:01:13,139

He didn't want to fully,

so he was in the Navy.

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He was a pilot in the reserves

of the colonial military.

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01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:19,609

Anyway, I might think that's a lot

more interesting than most people do.

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01:01:20,819 --> 01:01:22,649

But I think it really fits his character.

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That's uh, you know, he

didn't want to fully commit

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to the, colonial military life

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01:01:27,122 --> 01:01:27,892

Laura: Yeah.

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01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:31,742

I wonder if that's part of why Daddy's

not able to say he's proud of him

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01:01:31,742 --> 01:01:32,392

and stuff.

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01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:36,552

Like, you know, Daddy's like, you're,

you're a pilot and you kind of

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01:01:36,552 --> 01:01:38,272

followed me, but you did the reserves.

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01:01:38,332 --> 01:01:39,042

Like, hmm.

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01:01:40,002 --> 01:01:40,522

Yeah.

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Hmm.

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01:01:41,552 --> 01:01:42,112

Interesting.

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01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:42,677

Victor: Yeah.

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01:01:43,357 --> 01:01:47,127

Anyway, he made me, he gave me so much

anxiety with your holding your ear.

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01:01:49,477 --> 01:01:50,177

Like, no, no, no.

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01:01:50,627 --> 01:01:51,457

I, I got it.

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01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:52,697

I got to hand it to you, Laura.

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01:01:52,727 --> 01:01:56,687

I would not be able to resist

spoilers the way you do like

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01:01:56,702 --> 01:01:58,512

Laura: So far, I'm doing okay.

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01:01:58,512 --> 01:02:02,022

I did wonder when I went to, like,

pull up the soundtrack, I was

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01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:04,482

like, oh shit, I probably should

just not look at the titles.

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01:02:04,482 --> 01:02:06,132

Like, that could be a source,

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01:02:06,132 --> 01:02:06,662

right?

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01:02:06,662 --> 01:02:09,193

yeah,

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01:02:09,243 --> 01:02:13,950

Xhafer: Well, next week we've got

Season 1, Episode 11, Colonial Day.

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01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:20,020

President Laura Roslin finds herself

pitted against her old nemesis, Tom Zarek,

:

01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:27,700

when she organizes a grand event to

announce her choice for Vice President.

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01:02:28,395 --> 01:02:29,775

Laura: Oh, no!

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01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:30,710

Victor: Zarek.

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01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,760

Zarek, that son of a bitch.

:

01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:34,930

He's such a good villain.

:

01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:36,390

Next episode.

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01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:42,610

I re watched it the other day and

it, it hits different with the

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01:02:43,325 --> 01:02:43,675

Laura: With the

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01:02:43,775 --> 01:02:44,455

Victor: events.

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01:02:44,835 --> 01:02:45,365

Yeah.

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01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:50,905

with the whole, you know, gestures wildly

and going on in our modern era today.

:

01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:55,439

It was, it was, it was hard to

watch, but yeah, you'll, you'll see.

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01:02:55,839 --> 01:02:56,499

Laura: Okay.

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01:02:57,229 --> 01:02:57,499

I'll

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01:02:57,569 --> 01:03:01,409

Victor: Oh, and the, the blonde

reporter from the intro Playa

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01:03:01,409 --> 01:03:04,159

Palacios, she makes a reappearance.

:

01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:06,719

So she's not just a, a one off character.

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01:03:07,424 --> 01:03:07,844

Xhafer: alright.

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01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:09,184

alright.

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01:03:09,184 --> 01:03:11,064

Vic, well, tell the people

where they can find you.

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01:03:11,674 --> 01:03:14,104

Victor: Find me on Facebook

at Dominion Media tv.

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01:03:14,204 --> 01:03:20,157

The, by the time this airs I'm

going to be, for March the fourth.

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01:03:20,707 --> 01:03:25,097

In celebration, I'm going to be,

I've already started on reviving and

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01:03:25,097 --> 01:03:29,197

continuing the series, one of my most

popular comics uh, Star Trek A New Hope.

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01:03:29,577 --> 01:03:33,243

Where I recreate in comic form

Star Wars A New Hope, but with

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01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:34,833

Star Trek characters and scenes.

:

01:03:34,943 --> 01:03:37,583

Celebrating it for March 4th,

March the 4th be with you.

:

01:03:38,568 --> 01:03:40,148

Xhafer: You know, that's May 4th, right?

:

01:03:40,648 --> 01:03:42,718

Victor: No, you're wrong.

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01:03:43,368 --> 01:03:44,748

Xhafer: Okay, just checking.

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01:03:44,938 --> 01:03:45,248

Victor: Yeah.

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01:03:45,278 --> 01:03:50,077

And you can also find me co hosting

other now third best podcast on

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01:03:50,077 --> 01:03:51,017

the what happened here network

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01:03:52,107 --> 01:03:58,437

last time on where we're going through

a Viper, one of the, one of the most,

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01:03:58,727 --> 01:04:00,687

one of the most shows from the nineties,

:

01:04:03,171 --> 01:04:04,601

Laura: Are there 2 in 10 of them?

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01:04:04,656 --> 01:04:07,516

Victor: two and 10 Oh, it is a V10 engine

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01:04:07,996 --> 01:04:08,176

And

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01:04:08,176 --> 01:04:08,701

a

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01:04:08,786 --> 01:04:09,456

Xhafer: vipers.

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01:04:09,761 --> 01:04:11,521

Victor: There are at least two, yeah.

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01:04:11,701 --> 01:04:12,681

Laura: Hey!

:

01:04:12,921 --> 01:04:14,011

Victor: we've gone through at this point,

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01:04:14,366 --> 01:04:15,906

Laura: All of this has happened before

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01:04:15,941 --> 01:04:16,351

Victor: Mm hmm.

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01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:20,291

Yeah, tune in the last time on to

find out how many shirts Frankie

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01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:21,771

is wearing or is not wearing.

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01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:22,671

Listeners of the show

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01:04:22,716 --> 01:04:23,736

Xhafer: Yeah, the best

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01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:24,860

Victor: Heh heh

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01:04:24,926 --> 01:04:26,936

Xhafer: made, ever make,

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01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:29,896

is on next week's episode of Last Time On.

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01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:32,966

Or, no, it would have already, it

would have been yesterday's episode

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01:04:32,966 --> 01:04:34,376

when this airs, because we're behind.

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01:04:35,216 --> 01:04:35,226

Laura: Ah!

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01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:35,695

Victor: ha

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01:04:35,695 --> 01:04:35,982

ha

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01:04:36,056 --> 01:04:36,616

Xhafer: Okay.

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01:04:37,195 --> 01:04:40,575

So yeah, with all that said,

it's just a couple of thank yous.

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01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:42,425

It's Jeremy Siegel.

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01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:43,165

Jeremy.

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01:04:43,645 --> 01:04:45,125

Jeremy, I'm looking into the camera.

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01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:49,355

Jeremy, I'm making eye contact

with you through an audio format.

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01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:51,476

Laura: He absolutely is,

:

01:04:51,676 --> 01:04:54,356

Xhafer: jeremy, thank you so much

for composing our theme music.

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01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:55,376

We appreciate the hell out of you.

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01:04:55,376 --> 01:04:57,586

You can find more of Jeremy's

work at jeremyziegel42.

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01:04:57,626 --> 01:04:58,276

bandcamp.

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01:04:58,316 --> 01:05:01,916

com and on streaming

services as Nuclear Jaguar.

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01:05:02,434 --> 01:05:05,094

Laura: And thank you to Angry

Duck Time Machine on Instagram

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01:05:05,104 --> 01:05:06,604

for our podcast artwork.

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01:05:07,189 --> 01:05:09,979

Xhafer: Aaron, put you

through the ringer this time.

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01:05:10,109 --> 01:05:10,869

Always do.

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01:05:10,869 --> 01:05:11,369

Appreciate

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01:05:11,369 --> 01:05:12,109

the hell out of you.

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01:05:12,538 --> 01:05:14,469

Thanks so much for editing this podcast.

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01:05:15,376 --> 01:05:17,066

And thank you Vic for joining us.

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01:05:17,326 --> 01:05:18,576

Victor: Thank you, it's always a pleasure.

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01:05:18,826 --> 01:05:19,856

Xhafer: Appreciate having you on.

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01:05:20,251 --> 01:05:22,221

Laura: Thank you, listener,

for being here with us.

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01:05:22,231 --> 01:05:25,781

If you want to be here with us

more, you can join the Discord.

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01:05:25,781 --> 01:05:27,451

It's linked in the show notes.

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01:05:27,481 --> 01:05:28,841

Be with us all the time.

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01:05:28,971 --> 01:05:30,391

It's not weird at all.

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01:05:33,266 --> 01:05:35,376

It's actually a pretty fun

place, so come on over.

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01:05:35,391 --> 01:05:35,731

Victor: It is.

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01:05:35,731 --> 01:05:38,261

I had to turn off my notifications

for the discord because it would

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01:05:38,261 --> 01:05:41,281

like pop up while I was driving and

get in front of my GPS and stuff.

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01:05:41,281 --> 01:05:44,331

But yeah, it's been getting pretty

popular lately, so join in guys.

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01:05:45,336 --> 01:05:45,846

Xhafer: All right.

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01:05:45,966 --> 01:05:47,496

And we'll see you next week internet.

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01:05:47,596 --> 01:05:48,186

Laura: Bye!

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01:05:48,301 --> 01:05:48,881

Victor: Buh Bye.

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About the Podcast

Who Are You?
A Babylon 5 Watchcast
Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.